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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive herd some belters in my time but would like to see if any have herd any that are more cringe whats the worst you've herd don't take any prisoners

for example in tropicana i herd a guy say i might not be much to look at but i have more money than your dad couldn't help but point and laugh at him but he knew he had fucked it when she laughed too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?"

You're on it today lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?

You're on it today lol

On Mr M ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?

You're on it today lol

On Mr M ?"

On the ball or balls

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?

You're on it today lol

On Mr M ?

On the ball or balls

xx"

Well if he cleans them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?

You're on it today lol

On Mr M ?

On the ball or balls

Well if he cleans them."

I'm sure he will if you ask nicely x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?

You're on it today lol

On Mr M ?

On the ball or balls

Well if he cleans them.

I'm sure he will if you ask nicely x"

Be nice to him never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ? Hah

Eh?

You're on it today lol

On Mr M ?

On the ball or balls

Well if he cleans them.

I'm sure he will if you ask nicely x

Be nice to him never."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can I be your next baby daddy? I'll pay my child support upfront"

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

You must be related to Yoda......

Because your'e "Yoda-licious"

Sorry, I will go and beat myself with an old Yellow pages that I was going to throw away but decided not to in case there is a bog roll shortage again!!!! Bad toad, bad toad.....

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