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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So given that's there's a thread going to trying to understand women, haha! I thought we would have one of our own.

What big mystery questions do you want to ask the men of Fab ladies?

Let's get some answers!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

Omg yes. Aargh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "

Are you?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "

Speak for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"
don’t know always have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"
so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "
true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)"

???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! "

Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

I am the exception !!! Not sure why , but I always put the seat down afterwards ,, and I live alone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do SOME men think that a dick pic over the toilet with sock on attractive?!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it. "

This isn’t a valid reason.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol."

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

You should be thankful that we even bother to lift it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

I actually have a sit down piss with the lights out so I dont have to wake up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will now on put the seat back down

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "

It moves!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol."

Yes, exactly! I always out the lid down before I flush, no matter where I am

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them?

*not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D."

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! "

There is a difference between the seat and the lid though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???"

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

I actually have a sit down piss with the lights out so I dont have to wake up..."

I like to think I'm in touch with my feminine side

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

I've never really understood why the default position of the seat should be down? Surely it's just as easy for a woman to lower the seat before use as it is for a guy to lower it after?

That said, I can see the logic in closing the lid (and therefore seat) when not in use - and before flushing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "

Why, do you want a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "

Trying to find their little dicks the ones that do. I’ve never understood it personally lol. I’d be embarrassed if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

You should be thankful that we even bother to lift it up "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it.

This isn’t a valid reason. "

Quite. I don't want to fall into the toilet again.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "
again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "

Oh I asked this the other day. It's like checking that it is still there, reassuring. I also think it must feel nice, I like fondling a penis when it's all floppy and soft and cute and we are watching a film or something.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Why, do you want a go "

Yes please

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "

Ermmmm, what pants?

I only own one pair of boxers and I'm normally commando

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "

We are not man bashing, we are asking questions just like you lot did. It's a free country

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

I've never really understood why the default position of the seat should be down? Surely it's just as easy for a woman to lower the seat before use as it is for a guy to lower it after?

That said, I can see the logic in closing the lid (and therefore seat) when not in use - and before flushing."

Three out of four functions (two each male and female) are carried out sitting down. Majority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night? so we can piss again in the morning without lifting it.

This isn’t a valid reason. "

It was a joke I don’t lift the seat when I wee, i can aim it all down the bowl, sometimes I even sit for a wee for a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

There is a difference between the seat and the lid though "

Put them both down! So much more hygienic. It's a toilet for god sake!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D."

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

We are not man bashing, we are asking questions just like you lot did. It's a free country "

Women are frustrating mysteries, men are just to be understood or we're misandrist

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By *ectorRivaMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

I actually have a sit down piss with the lights out so I dont have to wake up..."

Me too

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)"

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Oh I asked this the other day. It's like checking that it is still there, reassuring. I also think it must feel nice, I like fondling a penis when it's all floppy and soft and cute and we are watching a film or something."

Touching myself feels nice but I dont randomly do it in the middle of the Street like some guys do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "

What Mr bants said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "

Good boy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender."

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out "

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men why can't you read a profile before messaging when its BLATENTLY obvious you aren't a match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars and Venus come to mind!!!

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By *YorkshireLadMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Why do we always have to put it up, then put it down again? Why don't women put the seat back up after they use the toilet? #equality ;o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men have no concept of time? A minute is a minute. We can't disagree on that.

Next one... why do some have the tiniest little dick where their brain should be?

No, "hello" isn't going to be good enough to start a conversation. Same with "hi, you're alright?"

Also, a man said on here "I'm here to expand my portfolio of women". This really made me laugh. At least he's honest but come on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out "

fair point but you have seen how tight my pants are!

D.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men? "

I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol."

Oh poopy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"
coz when we need our next pee we can keep our eyes closed whilst doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?

I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking."

You ok Chillout? Xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them?

*not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them. "

Meli!

Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please "

Oh I know....I'm just teasing!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?

I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking."

If you want to read seriousness or bashing into my comments, then knock yourself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them?

*not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.

Meli!

Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! "

Lol I love some of the copy and paste messages!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

There is a difference between the seat and the lid though

Put them both down! So much more hygienic. It's a toilet for god sake!

"

I did as I was told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men.... find it so difficult to understand women?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?

I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.

You ok Chillout? Xx"

Tip top

I've been guilty of the toilet seat bit, but was house broken years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes "

But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

fair point but you have seen how tight my pants are!

D."

Actually, if you wearing those pants means you have to have a periodic rearrange, it's bloody worth it

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes

But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be "

Ha ha ha , because it doesn't feel comfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please

Oh I know....I'm just teasing! "

Good

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

If a woman has just used the loo,chances are a guy will use it next..so why not leave it up for us?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol."

Faecal aerosol is my next username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?

I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.

You ok Chillout? Xx

Tip top

I've been guilty of the toilet seat bit, but was house broken years ago "

Good to know Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!"

True though, isn't it Sparkles?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes

But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be

Ha ha ha , because it doesn't feel comfortable "

Free Willy!

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out "

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please

Oh I know....I'm just teasing!

Good "

I know we are a pain to live with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a woman has just used the loo,chances are a guy will use it next..so why not leave it up for us? "

Because then you're I'll leave it up. If we always put it down (you know, hygiene) then eventually we can train you to put it down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay guys, it's just a bit of fun, there's no bashing going on. Play nice please

Oh I know....I'm just teasing!

Good

I know we are a pain to live with! "

Exactly why I live alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are "

Yeah it looks fine honey!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!

True though, isn't it Sparkles? "

Of course it is! Especially in certain outfit's!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? again I don't that often , but it bloody moves about and has to be put back in position sometimes

But how do you know that the position it moves to isnt the right position. If it wants to be there and all it must be a good place to be

Ha ha ha , because it doesn't feel comfortable

Free Willy! "

now that's a good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them?

*not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.

Meli!

Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! "

i never have the same conversation twice i never have the same conversation twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers! "

You see? You just said it? “How hard is to put it down?” We leave it up...what’s wrong with it? How hard is for you to put it down?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

Close the lid when you flush, minimises the faecal aerosol.

Faecal aerosol is my next username "

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are "

We're going at 7:30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are

Yeah it looks fine honey! "

When being asked what you want for tea, I know

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

You should be thankful that we even bother to lift it up "

This made me laugh. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

There is a difference between the seat and the lid though

Put them both down! So much more hygienic. It's a toilet for god sake!

I did as I was told "

Eventually! Haha!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything "

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there "

No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why leave it up at all! How hard is it to put it down?? Drives me bonkers!

You see? You just said it? “How hard is to put it down?” We leave it up...what’s wrong with it? How hard is for you to put it down? "

Hygiene Mr, Hygiene!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler "

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "

Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men will shag anything that wears a pair of stockings

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there

No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!"

The gentleman doth protest too much, I fear

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "

Labial origami. I'm dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men think women love seeing 20 willy pics from every angle on their profile ? lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "

Brilliant!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami

Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!"

You are most excellently welcome

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler "

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there

No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!"

Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler "

This!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say "

And you don't listen to what we say in the first place

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"Aren't we all simpletons with one track minds? "

someone say sex ?????

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why do men think women love seeing 20 willy pics from every angle on their profile ? lol "
I'm

Guessing to makesure it's the type you want , as I don't send them I wouldn't really know

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there

No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!

Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no. "

You'd love me in your space sparkles!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

I've never really understood why the default position of the seat should be down? Surely it's just as easy for a woman to lower the seat before use as it is for a guy to lower it after?

That said, I can see the logic in closing the lid (and therefore seat) when not in use - and before flushing.

Three out of four functions (two each male and female) are carried out sitting down. Majority."

Damn. Fair point!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say

And you don't listen to what we say in the first place "

its chicken for tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there

No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!

Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no.

You'd love me in your space sparkles!! "

Temporarily is fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a minority cause I hate the toilet seat being left up.. I erm sit down I love cleaning find it stress reliving but I'm awful at ironing admittedly... oh and I have only one cock pic and that's not on show.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you "

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

This!!"

I need sex.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Let's get some answers! "

Entitled white male privileged idiots....

(Step to far perhaps)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So given that's there's a thread going to trying to understand women, haha! I thought we would have one of our own.

What big mystery questions do you want to ask the men of Fab ladies?

Let's get some answers! "

Why do they lie about their looks and cock size... do they ot think we will realise they are a different person when we meet them???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say

And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea "

Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them?

*not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.

Meli!

Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS! "

I totally agree with this. I just don’t reply to so many guys, give me something to be interested in, intrigue me, surprise me, make me laugh. Not a dick pic and hi.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


" Let's get some answers!

Entitled white male privileged idiots....

(Step to far perhaps)

"

Geez even I didn't go there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded? "

Always!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Let's get some answers!

Entitled white male privileged idiots....

(Step to far perhaps)

Geez even I didn't go there "

Haha!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say

And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea

Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago "

darnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So given that's there's a thread going to trying to understand women, haha! I thought we would have one of our own.

What big mystery questions do you want to ask the men of Fab ladies?

Let's get some answers!

Why do they lie about their looks and cock size... do they ot think we will realise they are a different person when we meet them??? "

Of course, didn't you know that?

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"If a woman has just used the loo,chances are a guy will use it next..so why not leave it up for us?

Because then you're I'll leave it up. If we always put it down (you know, hygiene) then eventually we can train you to put it down "

nope sorry, you'll just get us trained to use the sink instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say

And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea

Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago darnnnnnn "

And it's salad for dinner tonight

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Let's get some answers!

Entitled white male privileged idiots....

(Step to far perhaps)

Geez even I didn't go there

Haha! "

What makes it more interesting is it is the male half who wrote it!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?

Always! "

Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Just as you aren’t mind readers of women, neither are we, just say what your thinking, makes life so much simpler

We do but then your woman read to much In to what we say

And you don't listen to what we say in the first place its chicken for tea

Except I asked you to put the rubbish out and it was a week ago darnnnnnn

And it's salad for dinner tonight "

with chicken , see I was listening

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami

Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!"

I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a fucking minute here....I'm not into this man bashing thread one little bit! And I'll have ya know, I ALWAYS put the seat down!

But you can't/won't iron, so.... Still low on husband points there

No I wont but I do loads of hoovering, put on loads of washing, hang it out and bring it back in and I fuck off for 3 weeks at a time to give you peace and quiet!

Scores you points but you know, you'd still be in my space and I'm an evil cow so just no.

You'd love me in your space sparkles!!

Temporarily is fine "

Haha....that suits me!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Why do some men expect all women to be a monolith and yet take for granted that men are individuals?

(Please observe the modifier before the word "men" #notallmen)

???

Some men (this wasn't aimed at you or anyone) want simple answers that apply to all women, as we see on Fab all the time. They seem to believe that this is possible and get upset when we say it's not.

They're of course their own people, and expect to be treated as individuals. But can't make the leap to women being the same.

(And I and many others can be accused of slamming all men, often with the cry of "not all men". So. I was pointing out that I said "some" men. Not "all" men)

The same can be said of both sexes. What is it with this "us and them" mentality? Men and women are different and that's a good thing I feel. Attitudes you described are cross sectional and not confined to one gender.

Because this is a thread asking what women find confusing about men?

I saw it as a light hearted tongue in cheek one, but apparently some people are way too serious and always feel the need to bash instead of of merely joking.

You ok Chillout? Xx

Tip top

I've been guilty of the toilet seat bit, but was house broken years ago "

Thank you Chill.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

Why do you put it down? I end up pissing all over the seat.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami

Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!

I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !

"

Fuck me!!! I nearly woke the children up laughing at this!!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Why do you put it down? I end up pissing all over the seat....."

ha ha ha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami

Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!

I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !

Fuck me!!! I nearly woke the children up laughing at this!!!

"

I'm trademarking the term labial origami, folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

It moves!

D.

Our flaps can get in a muddle too, but we can't go unsticking and unfolding the bits that end up the wrong way out

I lost it a bit at unsticking and unfolding, so true! And instead we have to do that awkward wriggle to try and nudge things back while pretending we’re not doing anything

Why do they think us gals need to go to the loo so often?! We're not peeing, we're playing labial origami

Ok now I’m actually dying, why can’t we have a crying laughing emoji here? “Labial origami” sounds like some kind of Riot Grrl band name and I love it!

I have a pair of top quality winter running leggings. Love em..but the gusset plays havoc with me labs at about 5k. I have to run like a crazy crow (when they do that side skipping thing). Labial origami on the go !

Fuck me!!! I nearly woke the children up laughing at this!!!

I'm trademarking the term labial origami, folks "

You so should!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?

Always!

Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles "

Think that needs a different thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be a minority cause I hate the toilet seat being left up.. I erm sit down I love cleaning find it stress reliving but I'm awful at ironing admittedly... oh and I have only one cock pic and that's not on show. "

Sorry to let you know that but you’re a woman in men’s body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?

Always!

Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles "

It's up!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol"

You've answered your own question. Aim, or lack thereof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol"

Me too!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?

Always!

Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles

It's up! "

Origami flower?!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"... minimises the faecal aerosol."

ALWAYS put the seat and lid down - avoiding FAECAL FOUNTAIN.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ladies have me cracking up!!! Thank you

Do you need a hand to get your flaps folded?

Always!

Let me stick my hand down those panties then, gorgeous Sparkles

It's up!

Origami flower?!

"

The thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?"

Because most men piss standing up and don’t want to piss all over the toilet seat. You wouldn’t like sitting on a pissy seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do men know you’re over them completely even if you don’t speak to them or see them for weeks/months, but they wait till that exact moment to make contact with you and try and get in your good graces again!?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Why do men* think that women want to hear about other women they are talking to/want to fuck? Especially when you are on a social with them?

*not all men but I have the names of the men who do if you want them.

Meli!

Q: why do *men have the same conversation with every women they message/chat with and think we can’t see through it!! C’mon guys use originality FFS!

I totally agree with this. I just don’t reply to so many guys, give me something to be interested in, intrigue me, surprise me, make me laugh. Not a dick pic and hi. "

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men never really listen even when they pretend their hardest they are "

Ear wax and overgrown ear hair. Difficult to hear what you’re saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some men sit down and pee. If I could aim well Id stand lol"

Because the foreskin can cause it to spray all over the place especially as you get older and pulling the foreskin back can cause both multiple streams or cause it to shoot out so fast that it’s difficult to control.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do men know you’re over them completely even if you don’t speak to them or see them for weeks/months, but they wait till that exact moment to make contact with you and try and get in your good graces again!? "

I would love to know the answer to this! *Some (not all) are arseholes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants? "

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?"

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that "

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank."

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do men know you’re over them completely even if you don’t speak to them or see them for weeks/months, but they wait till that exact moment to make contact with you and try and get in your good graces again!?

I would love to know the answer to this! *Some (not all) are arseholes! "

I’d like to know as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself. "

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting "

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

PM me for all the answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks."

My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.

My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PM me for all the answers "

Not falling for that one Mr, answer on the thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night?

Because most men piss standing up and don’t want to piss all over the toilet seat. You wouldn’t like sitting on a pissy seat."

I thought toilet seats lifted up so you can pee all over the rim if u wish lol, my mistake

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.

My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting "

To be fair. You do have great boobs. Xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There's really nothing to understand about either gender specifically...more individuals coming to understand each other regardless of their gender - achieve that and you need try and understand any further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.

My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting

To be fair. You do have great boobs. Xx"

They’re quite squidgy. Like stress balls I suppose.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"PM me for all the answers

Not falling for that one Mr, answer on the thread please "

Yeah M, get your butt on the other thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.

My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting

To be fair. You do have great boobs. Xx

They’re quite squidgy. Like stress balls I suppose. "

I don't do stress, but I love squidgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, the answer, is 42.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you constantly rummaging in your pants?

Itchy balls. Shaved bollocks causes itchy regrowth. Anyone enjoy sucking hairy bollocks?

Poor excuse...women get far more when you think legs and pits etc and I get even more than that

I’m answering truthfully; that’s why I rummage in my pants unless I’m having a wafty crank.

Oh I’ll add one more I actually find it quite comforting having my hands on my crotch. A bit like rubbing your head to soothe yourself.

I get that. I find holding my boobs quite comforting

I’d find holding your boobs quite comforting too. It would stop me holding my bollocks.

My ex used to sleep holding my boobs. Said it was comforting "

Oh yeah I like doing that spooning at the same time.

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