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Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
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"Women really aren’t difficult to understand " But they can’t be easy to understand, tho... Why the complication? | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us? "When you understand a woman you'll me a billionaire !!! It's not possible  | |||
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"If a woman says ‘Fine!’ she really means she’s absolutely content with life " tell me about it  | |||
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"I think I’m confusing because usually when I say ‘fine’ it’s far from ‘fine’ does this make me a women ? "A bit yeah  | |||
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"If a woman says ‘Fine!’ she really means she’s absolutely content with life " Nahhh if she says fine !! She's pissed off with you for some reason !!!!! That one i know | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us? "1) Assume you mean "on" = period? We're not OK because it fucking hurts and blood pours out of our fannies and all the technology invented to catch it is annoying and faffy and irritating. 2) Yes and no mean the same as in the Oxford English Dictionary (other dictionaries are available) | |||
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"If a woman says ‘Fine!’ she really means she’s absolutely content with life " Bollox, fine means you have fucked up! | |||
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"Women really aren’t difficult to understand But they can’t be easy to understand, tho... Why the complication? "Women are human just like men. They have thoughts and ideas. Just treat them like human beings and not another species and you'll be ok...  | |||
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"I think I’m confusing because usually when I say ‘fine’ it’s far from ‘fine’ does this make me a women ? "Yep ! | |||
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"If a woman says ‘Fine!’ she really means she’s absolutely content with life Bollox, fine means you have fucked up!" Pretty much yes  | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
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"I think I’m confusing because usually when I say ‘fine’ it’s far from ‘fine’ does this make me a women ?
Yep !"Ahh well embrace my feminine side and get more women #tactics hahah | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol" No way!!! Men have nothing to do with this | |||
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"Women really aren’t difficult to understand But they can’t be easy to understand, tho... Why the complication?
Women are human just like men. They have thoughts and ideas. Just treat them like human beings and not another species and you'll be ok... "Rubbish, should never have given them the vote. | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
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"Just need a catalog!! Any help please We are struggling I promise | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us?
1) Assume you mean "on" = period? We're not OK because it fucking hurts and blood pours out of our fannies and all the technology invented to catch it is annoying and faffy and irritating.
2) Yes and no mean the same as in the Oxford English Dictionary (other dictionaries are available) "Meant to say ok! Not on! | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us? "Hi, if you tap 'Preview Message' before you send it it will help you greatly in not making a typo that will result in your violent death. Hope this helps! | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us?
Just need a catalog!! Any help please
We are struggling I promise "There is no catalogue, if there was it would be millions of pages thick .... because we are all different Just watch, listen and understand the one you are with, that’s how you learn. Remember when moving on to another you have to repeat the process | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us?
1) Assume you mean "on" = period? We're not OK because it fucking hurts and blood pours out of our fannies and all the technology invented to catch it is annoying and faffy and irritating.
2) Yes and no mean the same as in the Oxford English Dictionary (other dictionaries are available)
Meant to say ok! Not on!"Erm, message from the male human did not compute | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us?
Hi, if you tap 'Preview Message' before you send it it will help you greatly in not making a typo that will result in your violent death.
Hope this helps! "Damn I never preview my posts before I post.. | |||
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"We are not complicated at all, just don't upset/hurt/annoy us. Don't expect us to clean up after you, expect us to want sex when you do or do/wear stuff for you if we don't want to and don't be a cunt. Then you'll be fine "Wow | |||
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"If a woman says ‘Fine!’ she really means she’s absolutely content with life Bollox, fine means you have fucked up!" This!!  | |||
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"Women really aren’t difficult to understand I concur with that "Errrmmm I hate to break it to you ladies but your a conundrum wrapped up in an enigma! | |||
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"We are not complicated at all, just don't upset/hurt/annoy us. Don't expect us to clean up after you, expect us to want sex when you do or do/wear stuff for you if we don't want to and don't be a cunt. Then you'll be fine "There's a guide right there | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol" A bit of tongue in cheek explanation 
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home "And it is HIStory  | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home "MENtal | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home " | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home
MENtal"Well that relates to both genders ! | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home "I’m liking this | |||
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"Women really aren’t difficult to understand But they can’t be easy to understand, tho... Why the complication?
Women are human just like men. They have thoughts and ideas. Just treat them like human beings and not another species and you'll be ok...
Rubbish, should never have given them the vote."Women can vote? | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home "Amen   | |||
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"We are not complicated at all, just don't upset/hurt/annoy us. Don't expect us to clean up after you, expect us to want sex when you do or do/wear stuff for you if we don't want to and don't be a cunt. Then you'll be fine "Pretty much. I'll be crystal clear, until it's clear you're not listening. Then I won't bother. | |||
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"Best not to try. You'll only get it wrong. "Or give up | |||
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"women are easy to talk to just talk to them about football or hunting they will be so wet for you "Only if | |||
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"No one gave me the catalog yet?  "Read above ^ | |||
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"No one gave me the catalog yet?
Read above ^ "And I like what you said... Need a straight forward catalog tho c | |||
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"We are not complicated at all, just don't upset/hurt/annoy us. Don't expect us to clean up after you, expect us to want sex when you do or do/wear stuff for you if we don't want to and don't be a cunt. Then you'll be fine
Pretty much.
I'll be crystal clear, until it's clear you're not listening. Then I won't bother."This!  | |||
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"No one gave me the catalog yet?
Read above ^
And I like what you said...
Need a straight forward catalog tho c "We gave you everything you could need | |||
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"No one gave me the catalog yet?
Read above ^
And I like what you said...
Need a straight forward catalog tho c "The menu carries two items. Like it, or lump it. | |||
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"I’m very straight forward and easy to understand " | |||
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"To understand women!
Why “I’m on” is “I’m not ok”
Why Yes is No?
Any catalog to help us? "Somebody having a bad day? | |||
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"Maybe its the men who make us this way lol A bit of tongue in cheek explanation
Ever notice how all of women's things start with MEN?
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
GUYnecologist
HISterectomy.
Also, have you ever noticed...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Men have always wanted to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, men (some) spend most their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman....
Why? Because there is no place like home "As a wise man (Peter Gabriel) once penned in his song Humdrum from his first solo album Peter Gabriel aka Car... "Out of woman come the man Spend the rest of his life gettin' back where he can" | |||
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"I think I’m confusing because usually when I say ‘fine’ it’s far from ‘fine’ does this make me a women ? "A sexy one!!! | |||
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Also. Fine does not really mean we’re fine, but it’s quite possible we don’t know why we’re not really fine but we expect you to figure it out. | |||
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"We are not complicated at all, just don't upset/hurt/annoy us. Don't expect us to clean up after you, expect us to want sex when you do or do/wear stuff for you if we don't want to and don't be a cunt. Then you'll be fine "She knows!! | |||
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"Honestly, we are easy to understand. All you need to do is read our minds
Also. Fine does not really mean we’re fine, but it’s quite possible we don’t know why we’re not really fine but we expect you to figure it out. "I think part of the appeal is because you can all be an enigma to most | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake " What about the biscuits? | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?" . Chocolate for me! | |||
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"I think I’m confusing because usually when I say ‘fine’ it’s far from ‘fine’ does this make me a women ? "Haha no I think most people use the word fine when really there not. It's like a code word maybe, not ok but dont wana talk about it ?? | |||
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"No one gave me the catalog yet?
Read above ^
And I like what you said...
Need a straight forward catalog tho c "I refer you to my earlier or first answer.... | |||
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"I think I’m confusing because usually when I say ‘fine’ it’s far from ‘fine’ does this make me a women ?
Haha no I think most people use the word fine when really there not. It's like a code word maybe, not ok but dont wana talk about it ?? "Occasionally it's "fuck I can't be bothered, go away" | |||
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"Honestly, we are easy to understand. All you need to do is read our minds
Also. Fine does not really mean we’re fine, but it’s quite possible we don’t know why we’re not really fine but we expect you to figure it out. " | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?" I never like to share those very often  | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! " OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits " Cheeses on sticks?  | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits Cheeses on sticks? "Kinky Biscuit Dunker You will never win | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits Cheeses on sticks?
Kinky Biscuit Dunker You will never win "I give up | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits Cheeses on sticks?
Kinky Biscuit Dunker You will never win "Cheese and biscuits please | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits Cheeses on sticks?
Kinky Biscuit Dunker You will never win
I give up "Can I have a biscuit? | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits Cheeses on sticks?
Kinky Biscuit Dunker You will never win
I give up
Can I have a biscuit? "Yes of course | |||
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"Always share the chocolate, biscuit's,cakes, treats or any kind of snacks! " This is easy | |||
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"Look, whatever women say to you just nod, smile and offer them cake What about the biscuits?. Chocolate for me! OP I’ll amends my comment to say.. Cake or biscuits Cheeses on sticks?
Kinky Biscuit Dunker You will never win
I give up
Can I have a biscuit?
Yes of course "Yay! Thank you | |||
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"Always share the chocolate, biscuit's,cakes, treats or any kind of snacks! This is easy "See, we're not complicated at all | |||
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"Honestly, we are easy to understand. All you need to do is read our minds
Also. Fine does not really mean we’re fine, but it’s quite possible we don’t know why we’re not really fine but we expect you to figure it out.
I think part of the appeal is because you can all be an enigma to most "And to ourselves | |||
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"If men just listened then they’d understand everything ....simples "Don't forget though that men shouldn't ask stupid questions either lol | |||
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"And men aren't difficult? They chat to you and then send a friend request and they stop talking... Or they wank and fuck off, not even a thank you, goodbye. Or a "I can't wait to see you again. You're the best sex I've ever had" and they don't answer your message! Mmmm? You want to explain THAT? lol" Yup. Men. Utterly impossible. All the same. Borg. | |||
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"And men aren't difficult? They chat to you and then send a friend request and they stop talking... Or they wank and fuck off, not even a thank you, goodbye. Or a "I can't wait to see you again. You're the best sex I've ever had" and they don't answer your message! Mmmm? You want to explain THAT? lol Yup. Men. Utterly impossible. All the same. Borg." Hey you! Not all of us are the same | |||
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"If men just listened then they’d understand everything ....simples
Don't forget though that men shouldn't ask stupid questions either lol "This! What's with the stupid questions? Answer us that | |||
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"If men just listened then they’d understand everything ....simples
Don't forget though that men shouldn't ask stupid questions either lol "Never a truer word spoken but they just cannot help ask them sadly and then they wonder why they may get a sarcastic response ..oops | |||
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"And men aren't difficult? They chat to you and then send a friend request and they stop talking... Or they wank and fuck off, not even a thank you, goodbye. Or a "I can't wait to see you again. You're the best sex I've ever had" and they don't answer your message! Mmmm? You want to explain THAT? lol" Sounds like you have some specific men in mind, as opposed to all men. | |||
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"And men aren't difficult? They chat to you and then send a friend request and they stop talking... Or they wank and fuck off, not even a thank you, goodbye. Or a "I can't wait to see you again. You're the best sex I've ever had" and they don't answer your message! Mmmm? You want to explain THAT? lol Yup. Men. Utterly impossible. All the same. Borg. Hey you! Not all of us are the same "I should have used my sarcasm font sorry | |||
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"Honestly, we are easy to understand. All you need to do is read our minds
Also. Fine does not really mean we’re fine, but it’s quite possible we don’t know why we’re not really fine but we expect you to figure it out.
I think part of the appeal is because you can all be an enigma to most
And to ourselves "God help us then if that's the case. No chance then | |||
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"If men just listened then they’d understand everything ....simples
Don't forget though that men shouldn't ask stupid questions either lol
Never a truer word spoken but they just cannot help ask them sadly and then they wonder why they may get a sarcastic response ..oops "Yeah but isnt that part of the fun sometimes just to watch them squirm? It makes me howl sometimes seeing them played with all for the lack of reading a profile
Thankfully my filters save me from it all | |||
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"And men aren't difficult? They chat to you and then send a friend request and they stop talking... Or they wank and fuck off, not even a thank you, goodbye. Or a "I can't wait to see you again. You're the best sex I've ever had" and they don't answer your message! Mmmm? You want to explain THAT? lol Yup. Men. Utterly impossible. All the same. Borg. Hey you! Not all of us are the same
I should have used my sarcasm font sorry "Hahhahaaa you fell for it, you should know by now what I'm like Swingy | |||
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"Sounds like you have some specific men in mind, as opposed to all men. " I have a little list indeed from my first time on fab. Lesson learnt | |||
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