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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey the weekend is gonna be just like the week for me may try and find a stray cat to have a drink with I've got Guinness and milk which do you think Tom would prefer?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Jerry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah because there’s so much to do maybe out for a meal or the cinema oh I know maybe I’ll go to a party oh yeah we can’t so tv and lockdown like the past few weeks

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Going to be a warm weekend get outside with Tom and enjoy a good stretch in the sun

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hey WAF! Guess what! We have sun here too this weekend

. Enjoy it where you are x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey WAF! Guess what! We have sun here too this weekend

. Enjoy it where you are x"
i can see blue sky but the suns not been on me damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah because there’s so much to do maybe out for a meal or the cinema oh I know maybe I’ll go to a party oh yeah we can’t so tv and lockdown like the past few weeks

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yes a party i fancy that to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to be a warm weekend get outside with Tom and enjoy a good stretch in the sun

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i will i love the sun and to be fair the sun has been the one saving grace of this dreadful time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jerry"
omg eat him do you mean?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Jerryomg eat him do you mean?

Noooo

Tom would prefer Jerry and milk

Jokes

Get the stray cat d*unk

Shouldn't drink alone

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By *ornychickxxxWoman
over a year ago

north east

I’ll just check my diary.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jerryomg eat him do you mean?

Noooo

Tom would prefer Jerry and milk

Jokes

Get the stray cat d*unk

Shouldn't drink alone

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true i bought these beers a couple of weeks back

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm looking forward to the weekend as I been a lucky person and been at work all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to the weekend as I been a lucky person and been at work all week

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god wish i was working, so its kinda a relief for you

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully."

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully."
really omg thats how you keep them out the flower beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr, what day is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errr, what day is it? "
Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bongos bingo tomorrow night 8pm.

Get it on your laptop.

Get as much alcohol in as you can, turn the lights off and have it massive!

We danced and laughed and drank...

Last weekends was absolutely fucking ace.

It’s our Saturday night out for the foreseeable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bongos bingo tomorrow night 8pm.

Get it on your laptop.

Get as much alcohol in as you can, turn the lights off and have it massive!

We danced and laughed and drank...

Last weekends was absolutely fucking ace.

It’s our Saturday night out for the foreseeable

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um bongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

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really omg youre my ideal man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

"
I'll be watching out for you um bongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bongos bingo tomorrow night 8pm.

Get it on your laptop.

Get as much alcohol in as you can, turn the lights off and have it massive!

We danced and laughed and drank...

Last weekends was absolutely fucking ace.

It’s our Saturday night out for the foreseeable

um bongo

Failing that you could just have another cry wank in the corner of your hotel room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bongos bingo tomorrow night 8pm.

Get it on your laptop.

Get as much alcohol in as you can, turn the lights off and have it massive!

We danced and laughed and drank...

Last weekends was absolutely fucking ace.

It’s our Saturday night out for the foreseeable

um bongo

Failing that you could just have another cry wank in the corner of your hotel room

"
lol i can't even do that

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jerry"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jerry

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the good life

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

I don't get it either and I'm British well welsh but lets not start that ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent all day yesterday thinking it was Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

"
noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. "
sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km."
wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

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i hope you get great weather

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

Send us a postcard

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

i hope you get great weather

Me aswell where walking all the way there I'd hate to have to turn around and make them walk all the way back

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

Send us a postcard

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I'll get the kids to make one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

i hope you get great weather

Me aswell where walking all the way there I'd hate to have to turn around and make them walk all the way back

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hey you could cycle

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'm going on holiday this weekend with the kids where going caravaning on the lovely coast of the rear garden

i hope you get great weather

Me aswell where walking all the way there I'd hate to have to turn around and make them walk all the way back

hey you could cycle

What a great idea 3 pedals a rest then another 3 pedals should keep them fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

Why what? I live on my own, but my sister and her husband have a place down the mountain - they are my second nearest neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

Why what? I live on my own, but my sister and her husband have a place down the mountain - they are my second nearest neighbours."
well 30km isn't too far really I'm presently 450miles from my nearest relatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

Why what? I live on my own, but my sister and her husband have a place down the mountain - they are my second nearest neighbours.well 30km isn't too far really I'm presently 450miles from my nearest relatives

Do you prefer being far from them? My family are all over the world, but I visit when I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

Do you prefer being far from them? My family are all over the world, but I visit when I can. "
not really but the things we have to do to survive dictate where we live i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

Do you prefer being far from them? My family are all over the world, but I visit when I can. not really but the things we have to do to survive dictate where we live i suppose

Very true. My work takes me all over the world, but being in self-isolation has made me not want to do that any more. I feel very content and I am considering burying my heart here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please do not give a cat alcohol

They are very intolerant and it will kill a cat very quickly and painfully.

Twas a joke no cats were harmed or will be

Oh ok, thank you.

I don't always get British humour

really omg youre my ideal man

I'll be watching out for you um bongo

Ooh, should I be worried? I destroyed all the bear traps

noooooo you'll be fine, hows the good old US of A?

I have no idea, I am currently a mountain hermit

I have only had this house for a year, and been working overseas for most of that so not really explored much locally. sounds very remote is it a log cabin?

It is mostly log-built, but bigger than a cabin. It was a hunting lodge a few years ago. Nearest neighbour is about 30 km.wow can i ask why? Do you live on your own?

Do you prefer being far from them? My family are all over the world, but I visit when I can. not really but the things we have to do to survive dictate where we live i suppose

Very true. My work takes me all over the world, but being in self-isolation has made me not want to do that any more. I feel very content and I am considering burying my heart here."
i don't blame you this period in all our lives kind of highlights the things some humans do that are extremely badly thought through better to be self sufficient although in my case I'm innately sociable and enjoy the company of women mostly but conversation is so welcome to

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