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"Actor and social care worker I’m also a fab forum lurker In these strange times When no one can get Heinz I’m one of many on the front line Battling to curb the incline To those of you Following the curfew My deepest thanks I raise my flasks Yes it is hard to follow Enough to make us wallow But be assured Eventually we will be cured And on that day The party we will play Will be well deserved With delicacies catered and served Let’s hold our nerve Find new ways to perv Maybe use a sock to slide or toys to hide see you All on the other side. " My dear darling friend Hope you are keeping safe x | |||
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" My dear darling friend Hope you are keeping safe x" Awww Thankyou. I am indeed. Had a meltdown on day 5, drank a bottle of Rioja on day 7, convinced myself I had the virus about 15 times already, driving the neighbours crazy with my renditions of sweet child of mine on the guitar, finding several lost socks during my lockdown spring clean, losing my shit when somebody doesn’t observe the 2 m rule in supermarket queues and getting through my list on Netflix... I’m hoping this will end sooner rather than later else I will turn into Tom Hanks castaway 
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" My dear darling friend Hope you are keeping safe x Awww Thankyou. I am indeed. Had a meltdown on day 5, drank a bottle of Rioja on day 7, convinced myself I had the virus about 15 times already, driving the neighbours crazy with my renditions of sweet child of mine on the guitar, finding several lost socks during my lockdown spring clean, losing my shit when somebody doesn’t observe the 2 m rule in supermarket queues and getting through my list on Netflix... I’m hoping this will end sooner rather than later else I will turn into Tom Hanks castaway
How are you doing my darling x"Oh you would love to grow a full on bushy beard and spend your summer sat naked on a log in the garden admit it! Sounds like lockdown is productive I am fine, watched the bin man yesterday that was good. Counted the cobwebs in the porch, that was good for a giggle. Might even get the tickling stick out next week and sweep them away, can't be doing too much. Watching Joe Wicks, not joining in just watching, bloke is a tit but fair fucks to him. And watched a chicken and a christmas tree running up the street today, I am sure it made sense to someone x | |||
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"I liked that, it would have been better if you rhymed curfew with kung fu, but nobodies perfect. " Ha now that would have been better So how about During this curfew I learned kung fu And something new. I kicked my shoe Into some pva glue No one knew. So I said fuck you I can sue. Then my test came through. It’s ok I have only got man flu | |||
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"I liked that, it would have been better if you rhymed curfew with kung fu, but nobodies perfect. Ha now that would have been better So how about During this curfew I learned kung fu And something new. I kicked my shoe Into some pva glue No one knew. So I said fuck you I can sue. Then my test came through. It’s ok I have only got man flu " Perfect, well done  | |||
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" Oh you would love to grow a full on bushy beard and spend your summer sat naked on a log in the garden admit it! Sounds like lockdown is productive I am fine, watched the bin man yesterday that was good. Counted the cobwebs in the porch, that was good for a giggle. Might even get the tickling stick out next week and sweep them away, can't be doing too much. Watching Joe Wicks, not joining in just watching, bloke is a tit but fair fucks to him. And watched a chicken and a christmas tree running up the street today, I am sure it made sense to someone x" Lol if I grew a big bushy beard and was sat naked on a log, you would come along and give me a pointy hat and a fishing rod then probably take a picture and publish it in the monthly garden gnome magazine 
So time on lockdown suits you then
Shame it wasn’t a pig and a Christmas tree then it would have been a porky pine 
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" Oh you would love to grow a full on bushy beard and spend your summer sat naked on a log in the garden admit it! Sounds like lockdown is productive I am fine, watched the bin man yesterday that was good. Counted the cobwebs in the porch, that was good for a giggle. Might even get the tickling stick out next week and sweep them away, can't be doing too much. Watching Joe Wicks, not joining in just watching, bloke is a tit but fair fucks to him. And watched a chicken and a christmas tree running up the street today, I am sure it made sense to someone x Lol if I grew a big bushy beard and was sat naked on a log, you would come along and give me a pointy hat and a fishing rod then probably take a picture and publish it in the monthly garden gnome magazine
So time on lockdown suits you then
Shame it wasn’t a pig and a Christmas tree then it would have been a porky pine
"Oooh now there's an idea!! You have put a lot of thought into that I feel
You could be on page 3 with your bobbles out 
I liked lockdown this week, not sure about next 
Oh my god! You still expect me to laugh at your jokes! Still so cheesy but so you! xx | |||
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"Oooh now there's an idea!! You have put a lot of thought into that I feel
You could be on page 3 with your bobbles out
I liked lockdown this week, not sure about next
Oh my god! You still expect me to laugh at your jokes! Still so cheesy but so you! xx"We go together well then. My cheese, your crackers.  | |||
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"Oooh now there's an idea!! You have put a lot of thought into that I feel
You could be on page 3 with your bobbles out
I liked lockdown this week, not sure about next
Oh my god! You still expect me to laugh at your jokes! Still so cheesy but so you! xx
We go together well then. My cheese, your crackers. "Your cheesy and I'm crackers! Sounds about right x | |||
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"Actor and social care worker I’m also a fab forum lurker In these strange times When no one can get Heinz I’m one of many on the front line Battling to curb the incline To those of you Following the curfew My deepest thanks I raise my flasks Yes it is hard to follow Enough to make us wallow But be assured Eventually we will be cured And on that day The party we will play Will be well deserved With delicacies catered and served Let’s hold our nerve Find new ways to perv Maybe use a sock to slide or toys to hide see you All on the other side. "   | |||
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