FabSwingers.com forum: Star Wars orgy.

By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hand Solo (me) & Chewie (Widowdad) are holding an orgy on Tatooine (no virus there) - transport provided.

We already have a Slave Liea (busty).

Pic a character (more Liea option available) and say you're in.

Just a bit of fun.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll not bother ta.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll not bother ta."

Rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t understand

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t understand

You're definitely ceremony Liea. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand

You're definitely ceremony Liea. Xxxx"

Who??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Greedo and we'll see who shoots first

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t understand

You're definitely ceremony Liea. Xxxx

Who??"

It's a good job I luvs ya.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Shotgun I be Boba Fettish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I couldnt have picked a better character than chewie I'm a wookie among men on fab... who wants to get wookie humped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand

You're definitely ceremony Liea. Xxxx

Who??

It's a good job I luvs ya.

. I’ll leave you to it. I’m lost already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand

Take a Star Wars character name and make it smutty

Darth Invader

Grand Muff Tarkin

Poke Skywalker

Jabba the Smutt

Etc etc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Greedo and we'll see who shoots first

Very iconic.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm R2-do you

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t understand

You're definitely ceremony Liea. Xxxx

Who??

It's a good job I luvs ya.

. I’ll leave you to it. I’m lost already

You trust me, don't you?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Shotgun I be Boba Fettish! "

Love it.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm R2-do you

Beep boop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I be a female Darth Maul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nookie with a Wookiee

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t understand

Take a Star Wars character name and make it smutty

Darth Invader

Grand Muff Tarkin

Poke Skywalker

Jabba the Smutt

Etc etc"

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Could I be a female Darth Maul?

Only if a get to maul your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get on my knees and play ewok, always the cute vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand

Take a Star Wars character name and make it smutty

Darth Invader

Grand Muff Tarkin

Poke Skywalker

Jabba the Smutt

Etc etc"

I only know darth Vader. I’ll sit this one out

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll get on my knees and play ewok, always the cute vote"

You're wicked Wicket.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t understand

Take a Star Wars character name and make it smutty

Darth Invader

Grand Muff Tarkin

Poke Skywalker

Jabba the Smutt

Etc etc

I only know darth Vader. I’ll sit this one out

Too late. You're in. (blows raspberry)

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Boy has just chimed in with Choda

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester

Can i be C3-pee on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can i be C3-pee on"

What ever makes your circuits buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx"

Jar Jar Wanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx"

I don’t think any were called Ben though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to participate. Clone troopers can't aim for shit and I'm sure I'd get hit by friendly fire.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Never seen Star Wars...

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx"

Hold on to my lightsabre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

Jar Jar Wanks?"

Haha, I’m daft enough to be that character x

Viv x

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Oola la!

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Never seen Star Wars...

Captain Phasma-zing (she's hot)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

I don’t think any were called Ben though

xx"

Something Ben Kenobi related?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jango Fet I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Grand Muff Merkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be jaba?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke Skywanker?

Qui-Gon-Jizz

Will Fluff Tarkin

Jar Jar Kinks

BB 8 at a time

Widgie Antilles

Senator Bail Orgasma....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Grand Muff Merkin"

Or maybe

Jab the Slutt

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be jaba? "

No. Too skinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauvage Opress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darth Slipinsideous

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Darth Slipinsideous"

Haha. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be jaba?

No. Too skinny "

I wont be at the end of this lockdown though

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be jaba?

No. Too skinny

I wont be at the end of this lockdown though"

OK. You win

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Surprised Obi One Bigboabie hasn't signed up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height wise my options are a bit limited. Maybe an IG-88 droid. I'd prolly fit that costume pretty well haha

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Never seen Star Wars...

Captain Phasma-zing (she's hot)

May have to invest in that costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oola la!

Your mine this wookie is going to town on that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spose I'd actually make a good Darth Vader. He's a lanky bastard.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Never seen Star Wars...

Captain Phasma-zing (she's hot)

May have to invest in that costume

I'd happily let you use my blaster.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Height wise my options are a bit limited. Maybe an IG-88 droid. I'd prolly fit that costume pretty well haha "

There's other wookies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Height wise my options are a bit limited. Maybe an IG-88 droid. I'd prolly fit that costume pretty well haha

There's other wookies too"

I ain't hairy enough haha

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Height wise my options are a bit limited. Maybe an IG-88 droid. I'd prolly fit that costume pretty well haha

There's other wookies too

I ain't hairy enough haha "

Shaven wookie??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

do I look like a slave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Height wise my options are a bit limited. Maybe an IG-88 droid. I'd prolly fit that costume pretty well haha

There's other wookies too

I ain't hairy enough haha

Shaven wookie?? "

That's a disturbing image if I've ever thought of one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do I look like a slave

Can make you one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can I be a mandolorian please

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

do I look like a slave

In that costume - I think we'd end up being your slaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it!

I'm coming as George Lucas

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be a mandolorian please

Excellent choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do I look like a slave

Once I went full wookie on your ass you would

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've got it!

I'm coming as George Lucas

Better growing a beard.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Snap Wexley and Jess Pava.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my mind, I want to be fin

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

"Snap Wexley and Jess Pava."

Cos they're new enough that no one knows who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be vader if not taken

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Snap Wexley and Jess Pava."

We all love rebel pilots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed my mind, I want to be fin

"
are you sure I'd have said more yoda your so wise coletrain

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I changed my mind, I want to be fin

You've just been re-cast. Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

So who does Leia get it on with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

Hold on to my lightsabre "

I’m afraid you’d have to hold it yourself...I only touched them with my mouth

no other contact permitted, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed my mind, I want to be fin

are you sure I'd have said more yoda your so wise coletrain "

Hmmm true you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really "

Ohhh interesting

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

Hold on to my lightsabre

I’m afraid you’d have to hold it yourself...I only touched them with my mouth

no other contact permitted, haha xx"

OK. Just this once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

Hold on to my lightsabre

I’m afraid you’d have to hold it yourself...I only touched them with my mouth

no other contact permitted, haha xx

OK. Just this once.

Such a gent xx

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

I’ll be Darth Maul

Needs 2 hands to hold his weapon

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

Well. We do end up together and she says she'd kiss a wookie.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Darth Vader as much helmet is not to scale

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be Men O’hewankoverme? As an homage to my bukake challenges that Inked set me when he was away with work?

Viv xx

Hold on to my lightsabre

I’m afraid you’d have to hold it yourself...I only touched them with my mouth

no other contact permitted, haha xx

OK. Just this once.

Such a gent xx"

Always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

A two inches dim Yoda I'll have

Someone else you might want

(Green face for yoda)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

Well. We do end up together and she says she'd kiss a wookie. "

I don’t know I’m attracted to bad boys

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ll be Darth Maul

Needs 2 hands to hold his weapon

And he does windmills with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm turning into an Ewok anyway (I'm too short to be a wookie).

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

A two inches dim Yoda I'll have

Someone else you might want

(Green face for yoda)"

I just wana cuddle yoda

Finn looks hot though

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

Well. We do end up together and she says she'd kiss a wookie.

I don’t know I’m attracted to bad boys

Hand Solo is a bad boy, but ends up a hero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

A two inches dim Yoda I'll have

Someone else you might want

(Green face for yoda)

I just wana cuddle yoda

Finn looks hot though

I'm back to fin guys, sorry

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

A two inches dim Yoda I'll have

Someone else you might want

(Green face for yoda)

I just wana cuddle yoda

Finn looks hot though

I'm back to fin guys, sorry

No cuddles for you then. Lol

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Hi, I'm Obi Wan K'an Blowmi....

Now who wants me to show them the Dark Side

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm turning into an Ewok anyway (I'm too short to be a wookie). "

Have you seen the film 'Paul'?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

C3-P Fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm turning into an Ewok anyway (I'm too short to be a wookie).

Have you seen the film 'Paul'? "

Yes but I don't really remember it.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hi, I'm Obi Wan K'an Blowmi....

Now who wants me to show them the Dark Side

You know he was a good guy...

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm turning into an Ewok anyway (I'm too short to be a wookie).

Have you seen the film 'Paul'?

Yes but I don't really remember it. "

PM sent x

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be coming as General Didonna.

Hopefully we'll be seeing an appearance by Whora Jade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meesa be Jar Jar Kinks,

Meesa punish yousa okiday?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be coming as General Didonna.

Hopefully we'll be seeing an appearance by Whora Jade"

Im sure you'll have a volunteer

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X"

Wookie nookie?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Meesa be Jar Jar Kinks,

Meesa punish yousa okiday?"

This is so wrong on so many levels

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?"

Wookie nookie!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) will be Max Rebo and Hannah will be Sy Snootles. Our video may help explain why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?"

Well I'm the wookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meesa be Jar Jar Kinks,

Meesa punish yousa okiday?

This is so wrong on so many levels

I know, the things I come up with when lurking the forums even worries me sometimes

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Wookie nookie!

Ok.... but you cant jabba my butt until you have taken me to the cantina

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?"

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

"Snap Wexley and Jess Pava.

We all love rebel pilots. "

It's the giant helmets isn't it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Whoever she wants really

Ohhh interesting

A two inches dim Yoda I'll have

Someone else you might want

(Green face for yoda)

I just wana cuddle yoda

Finn looks hot though

I'm back to fin guys, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quim Gon Jizz

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Well I'm the wookie

Who is the phantom man ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like Star Wars

Out back to Hogwarts with you

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol"

Im a star whore

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Quim Gon Jizz"

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Well I'm the wookie

Who is the phantom man ass? "

Not us. We're both straight. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere on the Outer Rim is fine by me...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Hi, I'm Obi Wan K'an Blowmi....

Now who wants me to show them the Dark Side

You know he was a good guy...

Oh i know, but things changed after Queen PoundMe Amidala Saw the size of my light sabre

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t like Star Wars

WHAT???

I knew you were crazy, but...

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or.. "

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like Star Wars

Out back to Hogwarts with you "

Bye bye

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hi, I'm Obi Wan K'an Blowmi....

Now who wants me to show them the Dark Side

You know he was a good guy...

Oh i know, but things changed after Queen PoundMe Amidala Saw the size of my light sabre

She's always been a perv. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's going to be Ashoka Porno?

Also, can anyone come up with a good smutty pun on Aayla Secura?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's going to be Ashoka Porno?

Also, can anyone come up with a good smutty pun on Aayla Secura?"

Aayla Screwya?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who's going to be Ashoka Porno?

Also, can anyone come up with a good smutty pun on Aayla Secura?"

Anal Secura

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just get my sarlacc pit out.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll just get my sarlacc pit out."

No no no no no.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home. "

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll just get my sarlacc pit out."

You could be Boushh (another liea character) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home. "

Aaaarrrrrrrrrr

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this. "

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

Haha! No, but I do need to stop showing all my shades of geek and get back to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just get my sarlacc pit out."

You mean your hole is dry, spikey and takes a thousand years to finish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

Haha! No, but I do need to stop showing all my shades of geek and get back to work!

Hand I can see this one being trouble I best save my strength

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

Haha! No, but I do need to stop showing all my shades of geek and get back to work!

See you in the next episode.

Nice chatting to a fellow geek. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

Haha! No, but I do need to stop showing all my shades of geek and get back to work!

Hand I can see this one being trouble I best save my strength

Im not sure if I'm beginning to like her or just want to fuck her (I think that's the line from the film)

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

Haha! No, but I do need to stop showing all my shades of geek and get back to work!

Hand I can see this one being trouble I best save my strength

Im not sure if I'm beginning to like her or just want to fuck her (I think that's the line from the film)

I repeat aaarrraaaaggghhhh

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad??? "

change characters quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Amidala, queen of NaBOOB.

I've heard the Empire strikes from the back

Haha. A mix up of the films, but still funny. Now bend over. X

Wookie nookie?

Oh you want my wing man as well. Greedy. Lol

Im a star whore

I've sent a shuttle for you right away.

Is that a light sabre in your pocket or..

No, but my blaster is cocked and ready.

Point that thing somewhere else

Chewie, we're home.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life

Oi. That's my line.

I have a KINKY feeling about this.

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid

Do you take American Express?

Haha! No, but I do need to stop showing all my shades of geek and get back to work!

Hand I can see this one being trouble I best save my strength

Im not sure if I'm beginning to like her or just want to fuck her (I think that's the line from the film)

I repeat aaarrraaaaggghhhh

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick "

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol"

thank god Iv no brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad??? "

Hahaha still yes

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers "

But you still pervert me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers "

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

But he looks so cuddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bad feeling about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

But he looks so cuddly

Oh I'm cuddly dont worry about that but get a wookie worked up sexually and you wont be able to sit down right for a week

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

But he looks so cuddly

Oh I'm cuddly dont worry about that but get a wookie worked up sexually and you wont be able to sit down right for a week

I presume wookies don't have a charm school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

But he looks so cuddly

Oh I'm cuddly dont worry about that but get a wookie worked up sexually and you wont be able to sit down right for a week

I presume wookies don't have a charm school.

This wookie is very charming and does cuddle after and buy dinner and drinks first but he is crazy wild in bed

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Never seen Star Wars...

Captain Phasma-zing (she's hot)

May have to invest in that costume

I'd happily let you use my blaster.

Gladly

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Never seen Star Wars...

Captain Phasma-zing (she's hot)

May have to invest in that costume

I'd happily let you use my blaster.

Gladly

She does like to grip a shaft.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I’m not going to the Dark side unless theres lots of naked tits!!! - Deleted Scene from IV - Obi Wan in the Bar pissed!!

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

But he looks so cuddly

Oh I'm cuddly dont worry about that but get a wookie worked up sexually and you wont be able to sit down right for a week

I presume wookies don't have a charm school.

This wookie is very charming and does cuddle after and buy dinner and drinks first but he is crazy wild in bed"

We've been to enough orgies. So I do know.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m not going to the Dark side unless theres lots of naked tits!!! - Deleted Scene from IV - Obi Wan in the Bar pissed!! "

There's always 'A New Hope'

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

See thru pee up

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"See thru pee up

And I thought that was an oil bath he had in the first film. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who does Leia get it on with

Darth vader 100%

Her dad???

change characters quick

Dont worry. She doesn't do that, but she does kiss her brother. Lol

thank god Iv no brothers

Busty you would be ruined for anyone else after I go full wookie on u lol

But he looks so cuddly

Oh I'm cuddly dont worry about that but get a wookie worked up sexually and you wont be able to sit down right for a week

I presume wookies don't have a charm school.

This wookie is very charming and does cuddle after and buy dinner and drinks first but he is crazy wild in bed

We've been to enough orgies. So I do know.

"
then you know I'm gentle for a wookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be poe dami'mhot

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Well it all started a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.........

(actually it was about 2 hours ago in Peterborough, but doesn't sound as impressive)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last

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