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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it’ll probably have been done a few times before but I heard a new one today.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

It must have been while you were fisting me.

Is this the result of self isolation and a lack of naughtiness the last few weeks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter kay has done a while sketch on this go to youtube and check it out.

Just let me staple the Vicker always makes me laugh

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Diana Ross,

"Reach out and touch somebody's cock and make this world a better place if you can..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tori Amos... for years I thought it was bring your toes to my lips.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"Peter kay has done a while sketch on this go to youtube and check it out.

Just let me staple the Vicker always makes me laugh

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Just watched this one yesterday. I die every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Jackson claims in his song you are not alone.. that thus burgers are the best

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Angel Eyes by Wet Wet Wet

The burp after 24 seconds

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

A lass I work with thought that on sash encore une fois, they were saying, a cauliflower lol xx

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Iron maiden ~ number of the beast

Used to think it went "was the reflection of my walkman starring back at me"

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Anything by Corrine Bailey Rae, I know she’s from Leeds but she sings in a very strange language

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Tori Amos... for years I thought it was bring your toes to my lips. "
and he’s got a big pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desmond Decker ... thought he was singing "wake up in the morning have baked beans for breakfast"

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Dire straits we got our microwave oven and our chips for free

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By *ommitted2funCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I was convinced Michael Jackson's - Man in the Mirror was,

'and no moustache could defend any clipper'

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"A lass I work with thought that on sash encore une fois, they were saying, a cauliflower lol xx "

I'll always hear 'Une cauliflower' every time I hear that track now

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"A lass I work with thought that on sash encore une fois, they were saying, a cauliflower lol xx "

Ahahaha I love this

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

Here's one that will stay with you everytime you hear it... it did me.

Bee Gee's....... More than a woman

sounds like Bald headed woman

Try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She moves in mysterious ways, U2...(shamu the mysterious whale)

Tied my baby to the railroad track cannonball down the line ,AC/DC.. always thought twas " can't fall down the line "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tori Amos - professional widow. Armend van Heldon mix.

“It’s got to be big”

Even now think it says “he’s got a big dick”

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Tori Amos - professional widow. Armend van Heldon mix.

“It’s got to be big”

Even now think it says “he’s got a big dick”"

That may have been intentional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tori Amos - professional widow. Armend van Heldon mix.

“It’s got to be big”

Even now think it says “he’s got a big dick”

That may have been intentional."

It does deffo sound like it.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

My kids thought Michael Jackson was singing "Don't stop till Canada".

Remember the old Maxell tape ads. "Me ears are alight"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Jacksons beat it -

Showin' how funky.

Thought it said hot fucking

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

in bad moon rising is sounds like they sing theres the bathroom on the right

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Tori Amos - professional widow. Armend van Heldon mix.

“It’s got to be big”

Even now think it says “he’s got a big dick”

That may have been intentional.

It does deffo sound like it. "

If you know what that song is about it works either way

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Mariah Carey ,

I stay in love ,

"And I try to fart like a whale each time you let me down "

Should be "and I try to front like "Oh well" each time you let me down "

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Always thought that Kiss were singing about "God making sausage rolls for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Eaat World - The middle. Everytime it came on kerrang as a kid I thought he said Elephant not everything

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

A friend of mine though Freed from Desire by Gala went

...My love has got no money, He's got his STROMBALISE

My love has got no power, He's got his STROMBALISE...

He though a Strombalise was some kind of brass instrument...his heart broke when i told him my Strong Beliefs on the matter

He also thought Chris De Burgh's Lady In Red danced Kerching Kerching instead of Cheek to Cheek...from then on we called it the Kerching-A-Saverstrip song (does anyone else remember those?)

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Kerching a saver kerching a saverstrip. Were ok till machine didnt work and driver with fingers like pigs tits ripped it. Never to work in the machine again

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Kerching a saver kerching a saverstrip. Were ok till machine didnt work and driver with fingers like pigs tits ripped it. Never to work in the machine again"

Haha i remember that well...fingers like pigs tits pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft punks get lucky: like the legend of the Phoenix. Sounds like: like the legend of the pennis

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Kerching a saver kerching a saverstrip. Were ok till machine didnt work and driver with fingers like pigs tits ripped it. Never to work in the machine again

Haha i remember that well...fingers like pigs tits pmsl!!!"

I did try to message you about the cheeky value of 2 free rides on every strip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robert palmer you might aswell face it your addicted to love. Sounds like: you might aswell face it, your a dick with a glove.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Kerching a saver kerching a saverstrip. Were ok till machine didnt work and driver with fingers like pigs tits ripped it. Never to work in the machine again

Haha i remember that well...fingers like pigs tits pmsl!!!

I did try to message you about the cheeky value of 2 free rides on every strip"

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Kerching a saver kerching a saverstrip. Were ok till machine didnt work and driver with fingers like pigs tits ripped it. Never to work in the machine again

Haha i remember that well...fingers like pigs tits pmsl!!!

I did try to message you about the cheeky value of 2 free rides on every strip

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Feel free to message me as we relive those bus days

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Too much to Young was banned by the Beeb because they misheard population, they thought it was copulation

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Tori Amos... for years I thought it was bring your toes to my lips. "

This song was the rock'n'roll swindle of the 1990s. The number of people who bought Tori's album expecting it to filled with dance tunes like this

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

Baby make your move

Step across the line

Touch me one more time

WITH MONSTER FEET!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"A friend of mine though Freed from Desire by Gala went

...My love has got no money, He's got his STROMBALISE

My love has got no power, He's got his STROMBALISE...

He though a Strombalise was some kind of brass instrument...his heart broke when i told him my Strong Beliefs on the matter

He also thought Chris De Burgh's Lady In Red danced Kerching Kerching instead of Cheek to Cheek...from then on we called it the Kerching-A-Saverstrip song (does anyone else remember those?)"

I use to think this was TAMBORINE

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Celine Dion

Hot dogs go on

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By *ntilogicallyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff

In Test Transmission by Kasabian I keep hearing "cancel the chickens"

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By *onzoDog74Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Tori Amos, Professional Widow: ‘Oh honey bring it close to my lips yeah, he’s got a big prick’.

Night crawlers, ‘Chips and peas with my pie’

Jimi Hendrix ‘Excuse me while I kiss this guy’.

Desmond Dekker ‘My ears are alight’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the song "I try" by Macy Gray

Where I actually knew what she was singing "my world crumbles etc...

I prefer to sing... "I blow bubbles when you are not here!

Try it the next time you hear the song on the radio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron maiden ~ number of the beast

Used to think it went "was the reflection of my walkman starring back at me"

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I think that is the actual lyric

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Every breath you take by the police.

My poor heart aches I always thought was I’m a pool hall ace.wasnt until a couple of years ago that I thought why the fuck would it be that!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Spandau Ballet singing:

"I'm a left earhole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron maiden ~ number of the beast

Used to think it went "was the reflection of my walkman starring back at me"

I think that is the actual lyric

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'Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonnie Tyler 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' -

'Sitting in a powder keg giving off farts'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron maiden ~ number of the beast

Used to think it went "was the reflection of my walkman starring back at me"

I think that is the actual lyric

'Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me'

"

Wow! I did try and find the lyrics but it does sure sound like Walkman

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Third world, Now that we found love

I used to think he was singing

Make daddy shit

Make daddy shit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If you wanna be my lover you gotta get rid of my friends

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Didn’t Whitney sing “I’m shaving off my muff for yooooouuu” ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way back in primary school...

Combine harvester, combine-ha

Combine harvester, combine haaaa...

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can I play with matches

(instead of madness)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pixies....we're changed

Changed

Changed

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Bohiemien Rhapsody...

Bielsibub has a devil for a sideboard

Sparing his life for his pork sausages

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

The Peter Kay sketch on this absolutely kills me every time..

Staple the vicar.

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By *ntilogicallyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff

I was listening to Kasabian's first album in the shower, there's a line in Test Transmission that I hear as "Cancel the chickens"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"In the song "I try" by Macy Gray

Where I actually knew what she was singing "my world crumbles etc...

I prefer to sing... "I blow bubbles when you are not here!

Try it the next time you hear the song on the radio!

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I think this sounds like - "I wear goggles when you're not here"

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

AC/DC

Dirty deeds done with sheep!

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

spanga- call me 80s hit

Sounds like she is screaming out for cold meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song Lucille.

I always thought the lyrics were 'four hundred children and a crop in the field'

It was actually 'four hungry children'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Take me dancing naked with Lorraine'

'I can see Shirley now Lorraine has gone'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a similar theme to the misheard 'Lorraine' is 'Israeli men' - the weather girls instead in its raining men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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