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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So on my cereal down the toilet thread Happy To Oblige posted this; ‘What a great idea. No more soggy bin bags or cereal infested plug holes.

Ah this site is so useful and informative. Has anyone else got any more great tips please’

Dunno if it was serious or sarcasm, but hey ho.

So. Does anyone have any life tips/hacks?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Bookmarking because I need an adult.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bookmarking because I need an adult. "

God don’t we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put my what must 23rd box beers in the fridge this week

Instead of getting them out a couple at a time and stacking them in the fridge, I now just open one end, put the box in the fridge open end first, open the back, put my hand on the cans and just slide the box out

I believe all corona alcoholics will appreciate this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just put my what must 23rd box beers in the fridge this week

Instead of getting them out a couple at a time and stacking them in the fridge, I now just open one end, put the box in the fridge open end first, open the back, put my hand on the cans and just slide the box out

I believe all corona alcoholics will appreciate this "

God bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since we also have to stay 2m away from people, toothpaste isnt as important anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since we also have to stay 2m away from people, toothpaste isnt as important anymore "

Or deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since we also have to stay 2m away from people, toothpaste isnt as important anymore

Or deodorant "

Infact, hygiene as a whole can just be left for now

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Wipe your arse with leftover cereal - win, win.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Since we also have to stay 2m away from people, toothpaste isnt as important anymore

Or deodorant

Infact, hygiene as a whole can just be left for now"

Now come on dont let yasen goooooo it's still important

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

If single, sleep in one side of the bed for a week, then the next week go to the other side. Then turn the quilt and bottom sheet over and repeat the above.. u won’t have to wash the bedding for a month and with no one meeting or coming around, who’s to impress with the smell of fresh sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wipe your arse with leftover cereal - win, win."

Jesus you’re a genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If single, sleep in one side of the bed for a week, then the next week go to the other side. Then turn the quilt and bottom sheet over and repeat the above.. u won’t have to wash the bedding for a month and with no one meeting or coming around, who’s to impress with the smell of fresh sheets "

Smart idea!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Even outside of a pandemic, licking surfaces is inadvisable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t try to pet sharks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't stick unprotected body parts where you can't see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If single, sleep in one side of the bed for a week, then the next week go to the other side. Then turn the quilt and bottom sheet over and repeat the above.. u won’t have to wash the bedding for a month and with no one meeting or coming around, who’s to impress with the smell of fresh sheets "

Works for your pants too... week 1 normal; week 2 back to front; week 3 normal but inside out; week 4 inside out back to front. Week 5 boil up for soup!

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Many years ago we installed a bidet. Our friends thought it was a bit continental and bizarre.

With the shortage of loo roll, who's laughing now!

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon


"If single, sleep in one side of the bed for a week, then the next week go to the other side. Then turn the quilt and bottom sheet over and repeat the above.. u won’t have to wash the bedding for a month and with no one meeting or coming around, who’s to impress with the smell of fresh sheets

Works for your pants too... week 1 normal; week 2 back to front; week 3 normal but inside out; week 4 inside out back to front. Week 5 boil up for soup! "

Don't boil them up for soup, that's disgusting.... I am sure some one will want to buy them off here...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Dirty mop? No problem stick it in the toilet and flush whilst pumping it up and down. Clean mop clean loo. Win win!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

During lockdown set your clock 1min earlier every day and go to bed 1 minute earlier every night. If lockdown was to last 4 years, there’s a silver lining, you’ve time travelled a whole 24 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rich elitist dont want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free.

You can take one home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The rich elitist dont want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free.

You can take one home"

I tried to when I was d*unk

It didn’t want to come home with me

Story of my life

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"The rich elitist dont want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free.

You can take one home"

There are some rules , you can’t just take any bird at any time , but yes wild birds are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The rich elitist dont want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free.

You can take one home

There are some rules , you can’t just take any bird at any time , but yes wild birds are the best "

Spoken like a true rich elitist

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't sweat the small stuff. If it won't matter in 5 years, 5 months 5 weeks or even 5 days don't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't sweat the small stuff. If it won't matter in 5 years, 5 months 5 weeks or even 5 days don't worry about it "

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