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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

...and brocolby.

Two words our family uses, because at some point in the past a child got them mixed up, or couldn't say them.

I think most families have a couple of these.

What are yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Buttons’ for the remote

My wee brother is autistic and always called them buttons when he was young, so now we all do. Even my husband has picked it up

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Someone in our family always saus Zatsuma. Makes me giggle every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pins and needles my son calls pins and noodles

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"‘Buttons’ for the remote

My wee brother is autistic and always called them buttons when he was young, so now we all do. Even my husband has picked it up

Makes logical sense to me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When our kids were small we always went on hodilay.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The remote is a mee-mo

And DVDs are VDVs

Kids eh?

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Pins and needles my son calls pins and noodles

That's a great one, I may start using that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When our kids were small we always went on hodilay.

Had to re read this, I still seen "holiday" until the fourth time reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When our kids were small we always went on hodilay.

Our kids called it holibobs lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Mrs often pops into the garage for 30 mins on the cross dresser, we also have a Mote-Man-Troll

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Scampion for scampi as one of my boys thought that’s what it was called as he always asked for scampi & chips.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Nobody in my family says soup, we all refer to it as chloup because a family friend had a lisp and that was how she used to say it.

Sadly Aunty Jean died years ago, but my cousin's kids (who were born years after she died) also say it the same way with no clue as to the reason!

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Nobody in my family says soup, we all refer to it as chloup because a family friend had a lisp and that was how she used to say it.

Sadly Aunty Jean died years ago, but my cousin's kids (who were born years after she died) also say it the same way with no clue as to the reason!

Ahh, that's sweet.

Everyone in my family always respond to the question "do you want some cake" with the answer "just a finger".

It's what my nana always said, my kids and grandkids never met her, but still say it. It always makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coat house and hanger coat were mine as a kid. Oh and I used to call my sister adding.....her name is Cheryl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massacre for mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pins and needles my son calls pins and noodles "

Fizzy feet in out house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumta for tomato because my little boy couldn't say it. Along with

Bapples -Apple

Nanja -Banana

Sammich -Sandwich

Loop -Soup

We still use these now and he is 24 ??

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Clicker for the remote

And interweb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A family friend always called spaghetti, pisgetti, because she couldn’t say it.

She is in her 50’s and we all still laugh about it. Because she still can’t say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to the grand old age of 36 before I realised a tri-antula was called a tarantula (think spider with 3 legs!) what a doughnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy at work says “humming and haring” instead of “umming and ahhing”

I used to call fire engines paddyhinkles as a child. I have absolutely no idea where that came from either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son told me he wasn’t getting married and was staying a spatula so he could stay home with me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I once heard a pretentious chef say Par meh jhaaaaaaaaaan.

So I changed from Par me san. To parrrmejhaaaaaaaaaan.

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"A guy at work says “humming and haring” instead of “umming and ahhing”

I used to call fire engines paddyhinkles as a child. I have absolutely no idea where that came from either.

Paddyhinkle is certainly one of the oddest so far!

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

The wife used to enjoy Tobollacking in the winter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An ex's grandson used to say Ogi Lunnar Solsjaer when he was about 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use the word Lill for pretty much any female in both our families. And hoo-die-hoo for hoover through as partners narcoleptic daughter struggles to get words out when really tired.

There's quite a few more, but won't bore you all with them lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once heard a pretentious chef say Par meh jhaaaaaaaaaan.

So I changed from Par me san. To parrrmejhaaaaaaaaaan.

This sounds so much better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex's grandson used to say Ogi Lunnar Solsjaer when he was about 4

Translate?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

When our son was little he used to come home from school and sing us the prayer he sang in school instead of Amen at the end he used to sing arm leg makes us laugh even now ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex's grandson used to say Ogi Lunnar Solsjaer when he was about 4

And now hes at the wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Macamoni.

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

My son as a toddler called Ladybirds 'Boobybars'

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Niki says laps instead of paws

and foot fingers instead of toes - no distinction between fingers and toes in her language

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

My daughter says ambliance for ambulance and pasgetti for spaghetti. Started when she was little ............ she's 28 now and still can't pronounce them properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex's grandson used to say Ogi Lunnar Solsjaer when he was about 4

Translate?

Football manager

Oli Gunnar Solskjaer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nephew has a nursery teacher called Mr Smith but when he says it it sounds like Mr Piss.

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By *alker69Man
over a year ago

Accrington

Daughter used to say mazagine when she was younger....

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

As a kids my grandad used to take us to see the horses, we used to call them geegees x

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