FabSwingers.com forum: So how big girls

By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

Question we all get to see guys with different lengths of there penis. But why do we never see girls messure there slit.... Now fact bigger shoes tend to be bigger having said that I have meet many size 6 shoe sizes so come on girls who has the biggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you suggest we measure?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"How would you suggest we measure?"

Amount of fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That last sentence hurt my head

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"How would you suggest we measure?"

The only way is if I fuck every female on fab , and take measurements, makes it accurate that way

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

Well messure from you mount of venus Down to your bum..

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester

Size isnt everything! Or is it? Lol

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"How would you suggest we measure?

Amount of fingers

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some have bigger fingers than others

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

Just thought it would be nice to see who has a good size slit... All to often us boys are looked at and compared.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Confused now. Are we talking about shoes or slits?

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By *yx_InannaWoman
over a year ago

Burslem

Size 6 shoe is average size... 5s 6s and 7s are the shoes that go out of stock first.

If you've met many women size 4 then you must have a preference for petite women.

Women aren't bothered about how big their "slit" is, men are the ones more bothered about their cock size than women. The fact a vagina can stretch and take multiple sizes means it isn't important, kinda a one size fits nearly all.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"How would you suggest we measure?

Amount of fingers

some have bigger fingers than others

The amount of hb pencils

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

Both so come on be first to tell how big are you and what size shoes you wear

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

PLease please please will this lockdown end. So many people are clearly getting frustrated being at home all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought it would be nice to see who has a good size slit... All to often us boys are looked at and compared. "

And what’s the object of desire here, for you? A big one or a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confused now. Are we talking about shoes or slits?"

I presume slits oh my what a word!!!!

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Does the TV remote method not work for women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLease please please will this lockdown end. So many people are clearly getting frustrated being at home all the time "

Have you not used the forums much? You’ll see some of the most childish and inane questions you’ve ever read, even outside of lockdown.

Good fun though

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

That word though slit

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

It was a simple question but as with most things fab it gets messed about with

Happy safe swinging life is for having fun.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"PLease please please will this lockdown end. So many people are clearly getting frustrated being at home all the time

Have you not used the forums much? You’ll see some of the most childish and inane questions you’ve ever read, even outside of lockdown.

Good fun though

It's why I sadistically keep coming back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Maybe the scientific way to measure size is to shout inside, then time how long it takes for the echo to come back

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before."
he must of had big fingers

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before.

he must of had big fingers

Don’t really see how it’s amusing.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before.

he must of had big fingers

Don’t really see how it’s amusing. "

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Well messure from you mount of venus Down to your bum.. "

What exactly do you think that measurement would tell you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thought it would be nice to see who has a good size slit... All to often us boys are looked at and compared. "

Yes...by each other

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This thread is going to motivate me with reviewing my filter list task later.

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I’m laughing....... thank you OP.......... How big is your slit indeed?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I put this into Google translate and got a Korean recipe for kimchi back.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slit

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Just thought it would be nice to see who has a good size slit... All to often us boys are looked at and compared. "

What is a good sized slit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he's on about the slit on a skirt or dress?

I haven't called the lady garden a slit since school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLease please please will this lockdown end. So many people are clearly getting frustrated being at home all the time "

Lmao agreed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I squeezed two baby humans out of mine (14.5 years apart, FYI). I know my "slit" can stretch to that task, but pretty confident it's returned to a different size. The point being, we change size and shape depending on a bunch of stuff, like state of arousal, time of the month and whether a new life is making a break for the exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLease please please will this lockdown end. So many people are clearly getting frustrated being at home all the time "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are we comparing slits to shoe size I’m confused

I’m a 3 1/2

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Are we comparing slits to shoe size I’m confused

I’m a 3 1/2

That's teeny! I'm a 5. Massive slit too. Maybe there's something to this.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm actually a bit lost for words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question we all get to see guys with different lengths of there penis. But why do we never see girls messure there slit.... Now fact bigger shoes tend to be bigger having said that I have meet many size 6 shoe sizes so come on girls who has the biggest"
you've met a size six shoe was it in Clarks by any chance?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Feet? Not me I'm a size 3.5.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some girls are bigger than others.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Sky remote scale?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Sky remote scale?

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and for the really big chaps a Pringle tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 4 feet and unsure how to measure my slit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size three feet, not sure how that correlates to anything other than my shoes x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you suggest we measure?"

We have to stick a shoe up us I think

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Introducing DD's patented "Clungeometer". Think road measuring wheel in miniature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before."

They soon loosen up when you get aroused enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote scale?

I tried that, can't see the remote now. Am I doing it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote scale?

I tried that, can't see the remote now. Am I doing it right?"

Most impressive

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Sky remote scale?

I tried that, can't see the remote now. Am I doing it right?"

Not sure but if you move a little to the left and jiggle a bit we can watch the walking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confused now. Are we talking about shoes or slits?"

I thought slits were something to do with skirts not shoes. Don't shoes come under accessories, Like handbags n that?

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Does the TV remote method not work for women?"

The buttons would get sticky.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before.

They soon loosen up when you get aroused enough"

I'm sure she's been aroused before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His post hurts my eyes. I'll just knock quietly.

The AXE spray can works better than the remote for us

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My vagina is extremely tight. To the point where having sex is a difficulty. Not fun. Been torn before.

They soon loosen up when you get aroused enough"

I’m sure she never thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"How would you suggest we measure?

We have to stick a shoe up us I think"

Stiletto or welly boot?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I stopped reading at slit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stopped reading at slit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Introducing DD's patented "Clungeometer". Think road measuring wheel in miniature"

I’m creased here at “Clungeometer” .... can I preorder one. Just out of curiosity of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Introducing DD's patented "Clungeometer". Think road measuring wheel in miniature

I’m creased here at “Clungeometer” .... can I preorder one. Just out of curiosity of course

How about "minge measure O matic"

Or maybe even "Vage volumetric"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I stopped reading at slit."

Aww Granny, I thought you'd have the solution to how best we should measure our slits?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Introducing DD's patented "Clungeometer". Think road measuring wheel in miniature

I’m creased here at “Clungeometer” .... can I preorder one. Just out of curiosity of course

How about "minge measure O matic"

Or maybe even "Vage volumetric"

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

So OP what would you class as a good size slit?

Did I really just say slit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So OP what would you class as a good size slit?

Did I really just say slit

And some people hate the C word!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So OP what would you class as a good size slit?

Did I really just say slit

Wash your mouth young lady

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Introducing DD's patented "Clungeometer". Think road measuring wheel in miniature

I’m creased here at “Clungeometer” .... can I preorder one. Just out of curiosity of course

On its way, they come in 4 sizes

Erm

Ooh

Argh

and GTFO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Introducing DD's patented "Clungeometer". Think road measuring wheel in miniature

I’m creased here at “Clungeometer” .... can I preorder one. Just out of curiosity of course

On its way, they come in 4 sizes

Erm

Ooh

Argh

and GTFO"

Goes upto size Hello hello hello

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By *ubic stylist OP Man
over a year ago

west Wycombe

Wasn't really what I had in mind when I posted this.

As you can see from my profile.I have a talent for looking after girls vaginal areas.

On the slit ..

The length of your vagina.

Have found from experience most are around six inches..

Thanks for the few who replied with sensible answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the few who replied with sensible answers"

You are welcome x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Now fact bigger shoes tend to be bigger having said that I have meet many size 6 shoe sizes "

Is this maybe because 6 is the most common shoe size for women ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine is the same size as the nearest black hole

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Another stupid post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well messure from you mount of venus Down to your bum.. "

My "slit" is shorter than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't really what I had in mind when I posted this.

As you can see from my profile.I have a talent for looking after girls vaginal areas.

On the slit ..

The length of your vagina.

Have found from experience most are around six inches..

Thanks for the few who replied with sensible answers"

Jeez.... did you get lost for 12months? Incapacitated? Locked out of FAB?

Or perhaps you've been waiting on a few late submissions?

And are you saying you have taken a TAPE MEASURE to vaginas

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

This is one of those threads I started typing a reply then deleted

Is a soft tape measure better ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The beegees wrote a song about this ..obviously a topic of concern for them

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The beegees wrote a song about this ..obviously a topic of concern for them

I didn't think OP was asking about depth but length. But I may be wrong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine posting this. And then remembering a year later that you hadn't thanked people for their input.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just thought it would be nice to see who has a good size slit... "

Men often describe their partners as having "a tight pussy". I have never seen a profile which mentions "a good size slit"

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

We seriously must have run out of topics for this to be a post, lol.

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"Wasn't really what I had in mind when I posted this.

As you can see from my profile.I have a talent for looking after girls vaginal areas.

On the slit ..

The length of your vagina.

Have found from experience most are around six inches..

Thanks for the few who replied with sensible answers"

I just did a quick scan. Must have missed the sensible answers. Whatever next for Forum post topics

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have found from experience most are around six inches..

How many have you measured? Maybe they are all around six inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swear its far too early for this

it stretches to accomadate all sizes even a huge baby that should answer your question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The beegees wrote a song about this ..obviously a topic of concern for them

It's a Tragedy, Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine posting this. And then remembering a year later that you hadn't thanked people for their input. "

Just beggars belief really!!

Manners cost nothing

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Am I still asleep or is this really a thread on Fab?

Op you measure vaginas?

It’s been a while since you started this thread did you find a vagina that was in fact a black hole and you’ve only just returned? Definitely a new discovery there op I thought there was just the occasional wizard’s sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never show pic of my pussy on here .I prefere to keep something for the imagination . Size doesn't matter,its the person its attached too that matters too me .

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ve seen it all on here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although the OP has got my cogs turning, and I do think a better way of measuring genitals and such is needed. Men can have by volume, easily measured my dipping your tackle into a full measuring jug. Women, not sure... Maybe how many standard sized first class stamps you can successfully stuck to an envelope by pressing a sheet of them against your growler?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Maybe how many standard sized first class stamps you can successfully stuck to an envelope by pressing a sheet of them against your growler?"

Stamps are self adhesive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's great about this place, is that as weird as I think I am, there's always further to go.

Sweet, Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe how many standard sized first class stamps you can successfully stuck to an envelope by pressing a sheet of them against your growler?

Stamps are self adhesive"

Oh well, can't say I didn't try. Maybe see how many stamps won't stick any more? Just a slight pivot...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

The only accurate way to measure a pussy is by naked skydiving then measuring the decibels of the ‘fanny whistle’ on descent - and the pitch or QP factor - the Queef pitch - then a series of logarithmic charts to match QP & decibels like C#3-120 would be a Mid C# pitch with a volume like a road drill - meaning an average sized pussy with labial tension of 30.25 Nm (newton meters) so at a push you could tighten a wheel nut with that pussy - isnt science wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the pinch test. Can you pinch an inch?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Don't forget the pinch test. Can you pinch an inch?"

I have a handful

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He said measure the slit, not the vagina.

I can stretch mine out to the length of a mum roll on deodorant bottle.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can’t get past the word slit

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Can imagine the next picture challenge being rulers sticking out of pussy's - it'd be different at least

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Can imagine the next picture challenge being rulers sticking out of pussy's - it'd be different at least

Female genitalia is much more complex than a cock. Cocks jusr have length and girth, clunges and slits , have , well no one really knows for sure what’s in there or where it ends etc . That mystery is part of the attraction

There’s only one accurate way do this. Stand on your head, put the flaps in the open position and we will pour a jug of water until you are full to the brim. Then we carefully flip you over and drain into a second measuring jug. We rank based on volume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will measure it for you later OP but I'd say about 12 inches mine is massive

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I will measure it for you later OP but I'd say about 12 inches mine is massive "

Don’t use one of them metal tape measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Can imagine the next picture challenge being rulers sticking out of pussy's - it'd be different at least

In my porn conquest I did actually see someone making a cup of tea in there, mixing it up with a vibrator .. much in the position you describe

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……"

Mine is longer than 3 inches though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……

Mine is longer than 3 inches though

Oof

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Why don't women measure thier ham sandwich?

Because it doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can imagine the next picture challenge being rulers sticking out of pussy's - it'd be different at least

In my porn conquest I did actually see someone making a cup of tea in there, mixing it up with a vibrator .. much in the position you describe"

Hope they weren't using loose leaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……

Mine is longer than 3 inches though

You doubt the accuracy of my measuring stick? I’m appalled

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone been contacted by the Guinness Records people yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout loudly naked and see if you get an echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

I win

Pics or it isn’t true.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I will measure it for you later OP but I'd say about 12 inches mine is massive "

Isn't that what the guys usually say?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……

Mine is longer than 3 inches though

You doubt the accuracy of my measuring stick? I’m appalled

You could always put it in twice

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over a year ago

"I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……

Mine is longer than 3 inches though

You doubt the accuracy of my measuring stick? I’m appalled

You could always put it in twice

I’ll put it in as many times as you like

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Can imagine the next picture challenge being rulers sticking out of pussy's - it'd be different at least

In my porn conquest I did actually see someone making a cup of tea in there, mixing it up with a vibrator .. much in the position you describe

Hope they weren't using loose leaf

Gave a whole new meaning to tea bag

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have a ‘ruler’ ya’ll can compare it against

You know……

Mine is longer than 3 inches though

You doubt the accuracy of my measuring stick? I’m appalled

You could always put it in twice

I’ll put it in as many times as you like

Let's do the hokey Cokey

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m a size 6 1/2 shoe! What does that say about me I wonder

I have no idea how someone would measure this and why would you want to?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is probably someone somewhere in the world who can get their own foot up their own fandango

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I’m a size 6 1/2 shoe! What does that say about me I wonder

I have no idea how someone would measure this and why would you want to?

It means you have to get size 6-8 socks or they'll be too small when they wash and ...

It's usually done by an expert at Timpsons with a foot measurer machine so you get the right size for your feet and so they are comfortable when walking.

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By *aneAndTarzanCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Why don't women measure thier ham sandwich?

Because it doesn't matter. "

'Ham sandwich'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't women measure thier ham sandwich?

Because it doesn't matter.

'Ham sandwich'?

Lettuce sandwich if you're veggie.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Although the OP has got my cogs turning, and I do think a better way of measuring genitals and such is needed. Men can have by volume, easily measured my dipping your tackle into a full measuring jug. Women, not sure... Maybe how many standard sized first class stamps you can successfully stuck to an envelope by pressing a sheet of them against your growler?"

I have already variously suggested expanding foam (calculate volume to fill the void) or plaster of Paris and weigh the resulting mould

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