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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? " Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? " yes | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? yes " Hehehe Slap on the wrists for me | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? " Could be pregnant | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Could be pregnant " I better get the tests in then | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles " Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Could be pregnant I better get the tests in then " If you are in the words of shaggy ‘it wasn’t me’ | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x " What happens if you look like Uncle Fester from The Adams Familty and I don't recognise you anymore? We will leave the shits alone, agreed | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Could be pregnant I better get the tests in then If you are in the words of shaggy ‘it wasn’t me’ " | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x What happens if you look like Uncle Fester from The Adams Familty and I don't recognise you anymore? We will leave the shits alone, agreed " Then I’m going to try and order a wig or wear a baseball cap till it’s grown back hehe | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x What happens if you look like Uncle Fester from The Adams Familty and I don't recognise you anymore? We will leave the shits alone, agreed Then I’m going to try and order a wig or wear a baseball cap till it’s grown back hehe " Make sure you get a Donald Trump wig though | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x What happens if you look like Uncle Fester from The Adams Familty and I don't recognise you anymore? We will leave the shits alone, agreed Then I’m going to try and order a wig or wear a baseball cap till it’s grown back hehe Make sure you get a Donald Trump wig though " I’d rather stay as uncle fester tbh haha | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x What happens if you look like Uncle Fester from The Adams Familty and I don't recognise you anymore? We will leave the shits alone, agreed Then I’m going to try and order a wig or wear a baseball cap till it’s grown back hehe Make sure you get a Donald Trump wig though I’d rather stay as uncle fester tbh haha " Poor Donald | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? Dirty fucker. This lockdown needs to end fast for you otherwise next you’ll be growing your leg hairs to plat them as you’ll be convinced it’s a good look. Although I’m still thinking 2007 Britney going to be my next look haha I knowww, this lockdown has made me do this with the gherkins Ewww hair is just ewwww hehehe! You said you were going to do a DIY Britney hair shave, I think you should just for shits and giggles Ok I’ll do it this weekend for giggles. But let’s forget the shits bit haha x What happens if you look like Uncle Fester from The Adams Familty and I don't recognise you anymore? We will leave the shits alone, agreed Then I’m going to try and order a wig or wear a baseball cap till it’s grown back hehe Make sure you get a Donald Trump wig though I’d rather stay as uncle fester tbh haha Poor Donald " | |||
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"If it's any consolation OP, I eat gherkins and pickled onions straight from the jar all year round " Pickled onions are yummy as well Your comment has made me feel less of a animal thank you Ace | |||
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"If it's any consolation OP, I eat gherkins and pickled onions straight from the jar all year round Pickled onions are yummy as well Your comment has made me feel less of a animal thank you Ace " No you still an animal that bits got nothing to do with your eating habits | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here " Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread | |||
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"If it's any consolation OP, I eat gherkins and pickled onions straight from the jar all year round Pickled onions are yummy as well Your comment has made me feel less of a animal thank you Ace No you still an animal that bits got nothing to do with your eating habits " Shhhhhh, you can't tell people about my other animal side | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread " Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs | |||
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"If it's any consolation OP, I eat gherkins and pickled onions straight from the jar all year round Pickled onions are yummy as well Your comment has made me feel less of a animal thank you Ace No you still an animal that bits got nothing to do with your eating habits Shhhhhh, you can't tell people about my other animal side " *wolf whistles @ carmen | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs " What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! " Made me remember this cringe worthy performance on celebrity big brother from years ago and do a George Galloway reply to your meowwww https://youtu.be/6v9IXwFb_cg | |||
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"If it's any consolation OP, I eat gherkins and pickled onions straight from the jar all year round Pickled onions are yummy as well Your comment has made me feel less of a animal thank you Ace " Years ago when I was about 9 or 10, I used to eat pickled red cabbage from the jar as well. Ma Dad used to say that if I eat much more of it I'd get a rash | |||
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"If it's any consolation OP, I eat gherkins and pickled onions straight from the jar all year round Pickled onions are yummy as well Your comment has made me feel less of a animal thank you Ace Years ago when I was about 9 or 10, I used to eat pickled red cabbage from the jar as well. Ma Dad used to say that if I eat much more of it I'd get a rash " I can't say I have tried red cabbage, do they sell it in supermarkets like pickled onions? Awww, my grandparents still say silly things like that to me, it's cute | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! Made me remember this cringe worthy performance on celebrity big brother from years ago and do a George Galloway reply to your meowwww https://youtu.be/6v9IXwFb_cg" Ha ha ha I have seen this before, I think it's quite funny for some reason, probably because I love kitties | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! Made me remember this cringe worthy performance on celebrity big brother from years ago and do a George Galloway reply to your meowwww https://youtu.be/6v9IXwFb_cg Ha ha ha I have seen this before, I think it's quite funny for some reason, probably because I love kitties " I love cats too. This still creeps me out | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! Made me remember this cringe worthy performance on celebrity big brother from years ago and do a George Galloway reply to your meowwww https://youtu.be/6v9IXwFb_cg Ha ha ha I have seen this before, I think it's quite funny for some reason, probably because I love kitties I love cats too. This still creeps me out " It is Big Brother = Anything can happen It's the only show where they have full control over everyone, even a old Scottish man performing a cat act | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? " I told my sister about my new gherkins out of a jar hobby, and she pulled the same face | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! Made me remember this cringe worthy performance on celebrity big brother from years ago and do a George Galloway reply to your meowwww https://youtu.be/6v9IXwFb_cg Ha ha ha I have seen this before, I think it's quite funny for some reason, probably because I love kitties I love cats too. This still creeps me out It is Big Brother = Anything can happen It's the only show where they have full control over everyone, even a old Scottish man performing a cat act " Crazy show to start with. Nothing beats Kinga if that’s how it was spelt using a wine bottle on herself in the living room | |||
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"Must be a bit windy around here Carmen has let off a big stinky fart, gassing out everyone in this thread Proving me right in the process you fecking animal. Get a window open ffs What can I say, I like letting my inner animal out, meowwwww! Made me remember this cringe worthy performance on celebrity big brother from years ago and do a George Galloway reply to your meowwww https://youtu.be/6v9IXwFb_cg Ha ha ha I have seen this before, I think it's quite funny for some reason, probably because I love kitties I love cats too. This still creeps me out It is Big Brother = Anything can happen It's the only show where they have full control over everyone, even a old Scottish man performing a cat act Crazy show to start with. Nothing beats Kinga if that’s how it was spelt using a wine bottle on herself in the living room " That was hilarious as well, some of their faces were a picture | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? " I've always done this, I didn't realize it was considered weird | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? I've always done this, I didn't realize it was considered weird " I thought people saw this as a hideous act a human being could possibly do Obvious not, I'm nicely assured nowww I'm not too much of a animal If it's weird, we can be weird together Weird is good | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? I've always done this, I didn't realize it was considered weird I thought people saw this as a hideous act a human being could possibly do Obvious not, I'm nicely assured nowww I'm not too much of a animal If it's weird, we can be weird together Weird is good " Weird is great, and I'm sure there must be more of us strength in numbers. | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? I've always done this, I didn't realize it was considered weird I thought people saw this as a hideous act a human being could possibly do Obvious not, I'm nicely assured nowww I'm not too much of a animal If it's weird, we can be weird together Weird is good Weird is great, and I'm sure there must be more of us strength in numbers." Weird is wonderful although I don’t like gherkins I have many other odd food habbits | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? I've always done this, I didn't realize it was considered weird I thought people saw this as a hideous act a human being could possibly do Obvious not, I'm nicely assured nowww I'm not too much of a animal If it's weird, we can be weird together Weird is good Weird is great, and I'm sure there must be more of us strength in numbers." Everyone loves a weirdo We need to forge a Fab army of these types, gherkins in jars for the win | |||
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"Lately eating gherkins from the jar Am I turning into a wrongen? I've always done this, I didn't realize it was considered weird I thought people saw this as a hideous act a human being could possibly do Obvious not, I'm nicely assured nowww I'm not too much of a animal If it's weird, we can be weird together Weird is good Weird is great, and I'm sure there must be more of us strength in numbers. Weird is wonderful although I don’t like gherkins I have many other odd food habbits " Weird is the way forward I'm telling you The betrayal of not liking gherkins But.. Whilst you're here, you may as well, list your weird food habits | |||
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"I’ve just woken up to discover someone mentioned the G word " G-G-G-Gherkin | |||
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"I’ve just woken up to discover someone mentioned the G word G-G-G-Gherkin " Stoooooop you’ll put me off my marmite on toast | |||
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"I’ve just woken up to discover someone mentioned the G word G-G-G-Gherkin Stoooooop you’ll put me off my marmite on toast " Heyyyyy gheekins keep me happy Andddd.. I nearly spilt my coffee, that you're not eating biscuits | |||
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"Bugger, you caught me out Where’s the delete post button " Ha ha ha I'm howling! Always catching people red handed | |||
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