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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

First things first is it ok to call them unicorns?

I know they are called unicorns cos they are hard to find but jeez we’re having no luck

I know we are all in lockdown but would like to arrange something for after or at least talk to some

Any input is welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, it probably would be offensive to call it a horse with a horn, right??

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

No idea

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

My boss called me a unicorn last week in a staff meeting!

I was a bit shocked

I think she meant more "diamond" because I went out of my way to do some stuff for people, but got the wrong word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like with anything else, some have no issue whereas others do take issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me.

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me. "

Haha like how forward you were

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"My boss called me a unicorn last week in a staff meeting!

I was a bit shocked

I think she meant more "diamond" because I went out of my way to do some stuff for people, but got the wrong word!"

Awks Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being a unicorn so much I had one tattooed

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me. "

Could be cos your profile what I’m getting from that is you wanna chat cos u got nothing better to do lol

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I like being a unicorn so much I had one tattooed "

And what a beautiful unicorn you are you should post picture of the tattoo

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's OK to call somebody a unicorn if they are OK with that, but not if they aren't.

They are kind of difficult to find although we have found several potentials who want to meet us. The trick is, in my opinion, talk to somebody because you like them not because you want them for your own satisfaction. Build up a rapport. Making friends with people is much more likely to lead to more than giving them the impression they are an item on your shopping list.

We know at least five women who potentially might be interested in more that a platonic thing who have said they would meet us. We have not said anything to them about wanting them in our bed and we aren't angling at that either. We just enjoy chatting with them. If something happens we would be delighted but we're still very happy just knowing them. I think they know that which is why they feel comfortable with us.

If people are comfortable with you, that is a big step down that road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like being a unicorn so much I had one tattooed

And what a beautiful unicorn you are you should post picture of the tattoo "

You can see it on some on the inside of my upper arm

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"It's OK to call somebody a unicorn if they are OK with that, but not if they aren't.

They are kind of difficult to find although we have found several potentials who want to meet us. The trick is, in my opinion, talk to somebody because you like them not because you want them for your own satisfaction. Build up a rapport. Making friends with people is much more likely to lead to more than giving them the impression they are an item on your shopping list.

We know at least five women who potentially might be interested in more that a platonic thing who have said they would meet us. We have not said anything to them about wanting them in our bed and we aren't angling at that either. We just enjoy chatting with them. If something happens we would be delighted but we're still very happy just knowing them. I think they know that which is why they feel comfortable with us.

If people are comfortable with you, that is a big step down that road. "

This is what we’re looking for we would like someone who we can have a chat with and I know it’s bringing a girl onboard but I would prefer to connect with someone’s personality first

We probably get 1 message every fortnight it’s pretty depressing

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I like being a unicorn so much I had one tattooed

And what a beautiful unicorn you are you should post picture of the tattoo

You can see it on some on the inside of my upper arm"

I see it

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By *enchtouristCouple
over a year ago

Armagh

If you approach then in an upright position you have a higher chance of startling them

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"If you approach then in an upright position you have a higher chance of startling them "

What do you mean upright position

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"First things first is it ok to call them unicorns?

I know they are called unicorns cos they are hard to find but jeez we’re having no luck

I know we are all in lockdown but would like to arrange something for after or at least talk to some

Any input is welcome

"

Narnia is the place to go apparently

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By *rSpriteandMsClitBangCouple
over a year ago

hadleigh

When I was here as a unicorn I never minded being called one.

But now I'm in a couple, I know what you mean, it is hard to find a girl to connect with.

I wish I had realised what hot property I was at the time!

C (her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me.

Could be cos your profile what I’m getting from that is you wanna chat cos u got nothing better to do lol"

I keep trying to get my willy wet but they’re having none of it! What’s a boy to do?

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me.

Could be cos your profile what I’m getting from that is you wanna chat cos u got nothing better to do lol

I keep trying to get my willy wet but they’re having none of it! What’s a boy to do? "

Edit profile there is lots of guys on here you have to stand out from the rest

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"When I was here as a unicorn I never minded being called one.

But now I'm in a couple, I know what you mean, it is hard to find a girl to connect with.

I wish I had realised what hot property I was at the time!

C (her)"

Yes definitely ‘hot’ property

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By *rSpriteandMsClitBangCouple
over a year ago

hadleigh


"When I was here as a unicorn I never minded being called one.

But now I'm in a couple, I know what you mean, it is hard to find a girl to connect with.

I wish I had realised what hot property I was at the time!

C (her)

Yes definitely ‘hot’ property "

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

I’ve found some couples can seem to pester if I start talking to them. Puts me off straight away.

If the chat starts well and I feel a good click with them then I keep talking x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I prefer mermaids

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"First things first is it ok to call them unicorns?

I know they are called unicorns cos they are hard to find but jeez we’re having no luck

I know we are all in lockdown but would like to arrange something for after or at least talk to some

Any input is welcome

"

The issue you might have is that you've got no experience, most people aren't looking to teach someone what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me.

Could be cos your profile what I’m getting from that is you wanna chat cos u got nothing better to do lol

I keep trying to get my willy wet but they’re having none of it! What’s a boy to do?

Edit profile there is lots of guys on here you have to stand out from the rest "

I’ll try a bit harder!

I was thinking “Free cake to any lass willing to give me a knee-trembler” .. what d’ya think? Onto a winner?

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By *rSpriteandMsClitBangCouple
over a year ago

hadleigh


"I have the same problem with “women”.

Loads of them about but jeez it’s bloody hard getting one to shag me.

Could be cos your profile what I’m getting from that is you wanna chat cos u got nothing better to do lol

I keep trying to get my willy wet but they’re having none of it! What’s a boy to do?

Edit profile there is lots of guys on here you have to stand out from the rest

I’ll try a bit harder!

I was thinking “Free cake to any lass willing to give me a knee-trembler” .. what d’ya think? Onto a winner? "

Haha, it definitely isn't the worst tactic!

C (her)

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"First things first is it ok to call them unicorns?

I know they are called unicorns cos they are hard to find but jeez we’re having no luck

I know we are all in lockdown but would like to arrange something for after or at least talk to some

Any input is welcome

The issue you might have is that you've got no experience, most people aren't looking to teach someone what to do. "

I totally understand where your coming from but we know generally what to do but it’s hard cos people want someone experienced but we can’t get that if people are not willing to help a newbie

Thanks for your input

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First things first is it ok to call them unicorns?

I know they are called unicorns cos they are hard to find but jeez we’re having no luck

I know we are all in lockdown but would like to arrange something for after or at least talk to some

Any input is welcome

The issue you might have is that you've got no experience, most people aren't looking to teach someone what to do.

I totally understand where your coming from but we know generally what to do but it’s hard cos people want someone experienced but we can’t get that if people are not willing to help a newbie

Thanks for your input "

its the age old story you can't get a job if you've never done it before maybe start with another newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First things first is it ok to call them unicorns?

I know they are called unicorns cos they are hard to find but jeez we’re having no luck

I know we are all in lockdown but would like to arrange something for after or at least talk to some

Any input is welcome

"

I've never had an issue with being called a unicorn. In fact I quite like it and use it to describe myself.

But different people have different preferences.

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