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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t discuss when. Cause people lost it before they were legally allowed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t discuss when. Cause people lost it before they were legally allowed...."

Ahem! I didn’t

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours "

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t discuss when. Cause people lost it before they were legally allowed....

Ahem! I didn’t "

Godddd. SOME people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help? "

Would Tom Hardy do it for that?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?

Would Tom Hardy do it for that?"

I dunno ... I'll text him and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still a virgin.... I wonder if my village will have a whip round?

I'll ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?

Would Tom Hardy do it for that?

I dunno ... I'll text him and find out "

Omg omg omg you have his number?!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?

Would Tom Hardy do it for that?

I dunno ... I'll text him and find out

Omg omg omg you have his number?!! "

I will neither admit nor deny ... I promised him I wouldn't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?

Would Tom Hardy do it for that?

I dunno ... I'll text him and find out

Omg omg omg you have his number?!!

I will neither admit nor deny ... I promised him I wouldn't say "

Swap ya for Kelly brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still a virgin.... I wonder if my village will have a whip round?

I'll ask. "

I'll do it for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"

You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-

I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

I've got 56p and a furry jelly baby in my pocket ... will that help?

Would Tom Hardy do it for that?

I dunno ... I'll text him and find out

Omg omg omg you have his number?!!

I will neither admit nor deny ... I promised him I wouldn't say

Swap ya for Kelly brook "

Ooft

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"
I was 18

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x

You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-

I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me "

Yet you never sent a postcard!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours "

Isn't that covered by council tax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still a virgin.... I wonder if my village will have a whip round?

I'll ask.

I'll do it for free "

Get on it then. The Kebabs are on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours

Isn't that covered by council tax? "

Haha you’d think so! I pay enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x

You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-

I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me

Yet you never sent a postcard!"

I couldn't even afford the staps, let alone the postcard by the time the deal was struck. The airfare was one way, that's why I'm slowly making my way back, only travelling by night under the cover of darkness....even though most of the villages seem deserted for some reason...and even the animals run away when I cough ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x

You play a good game OP. I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you pity :-

You poor bastard I thought my life was bad but yours is on another level

I only lost mine last year as the villagers here chase me with pitchforks because of my grotesque . I had to save my ugly allowance since the age of 20 to fly to outer Mongolia the find the only blind, deaf and numb fingered prostitute that would touch me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"

I hope she enjoyed your English opening.

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By *eniorsxMan
over a year ago

Coggeshall


"Hi fabbers I lost my virginity 4 years ago people in the village had a whip-round and got a lady for me which was really kind of them , when did you lose yours x"

Didn't you fancy digging her up yourself mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m still waiting to lose mine. People in my village aren’t as generous as they are in yours "
I’m in the same boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one "

I'll do it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

We just buy each other pints in our village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

I'll do it "

Oh really

I want this in writing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

I'll do it

Oh really

I want this in writing "

Well I just wrote it on here

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

So your first time was crowdfunded ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

I'll do it

Oh really

I want this in writing

Well I just wrote it on here "

You've got a long wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

I'll do it

Oh really

I want this in writing

Well I just wrote it on here

You've got a long wait "

Damn! I'll grow a hymen by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

I'll do it

Oh really

I want this in writing

Well I just wrote it on here

You've got a long wait

Damn! I'll grow a hymen by then "

Well, it's only fair if you get to retake mine I get to retake yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines grown back, who wants to take this one

I'll do it

Oh really

I want this in writing

Well I just wrote it on here

You've got a long wait

Damn! I'll grow a hymen by then

Well, it's only fair if you get to retake mine I get to retake yours "

Deal!

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