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Smallest cock you had?

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By *uxlondon OP   Man
over a year ago

London

To ladies and my fellow gay/bi boys

What's the smallest dick you had?

would my 5inch be the smallest?

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Came across a 3 inch guy who had the thickest Base I've ever seen. More like a pyramid than a cock

Tried to get him to fuck me but about an inch went in before it was too thick.

Nice guy, shame about the geometry

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Never measured, but wanking him was thumb and forefinger only.

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By *uxlondon OP   Man
over a year ago

London

ohh, 3 inch tried to top?

i feel embarrassed to do it with my 5inch one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was when I was born. It’s grown pretty much ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good. "

What would you think of a KitKat with no biscuit? Most people look at that as a win.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good. "

Pmsl - every boys nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d really like to touch one of those micro dicks, the really tiny ones that are like an inch. I reckon if I’d been a bloke thats the kind of dick I’d have been given. I’ve had two jam donuts on separate occasions that didn’t have any jam in them and even had a toffee crisp with no crispies in it so my luck isn’t very good.

What would you think of a KitKat with no biscuit? Most people look at that as a win. "

It would defeat the whole point of having a kitkat and you may as well of bought a yorkie (big brother of kitkat, same chocolate)

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed "

That sounds like a nursery rhyme,

One finger and thumb and that’s when he cum and the effort I made wasn’t worth it.

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By *uxlondon OP   Man
over a year ago

London

hahaha

my 5inch may be short but it can last for a LONG time, the longest time was 1.5 hours then we just got tired

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

This threads fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed

That sounds like a nursery rhyme,

One finger and thumb and that’s when he cum and the effort I made wasn’t worth it. "

I’m more intrigued to know why you get dressed to wank someone off?

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"hahaha

my 5inch may be short but it can last for a LONG time, the longest time was 1.5 hours then we just got tired

"

Isn't an hour and a half just foreplay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now the thread said smallest cock you had well when I was younger we had bantam chickens and we had a cock that was very small for a rooster but when I read the OP's opening statement I realised I was in the wrong thread

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"I've had to do the one finger and thumb wank and he came after about 8 seconds. Wasn't worth the effort getting dressed

That sounds like a nursery rhyme,

One finger and thumb and that’s when he cum and the effort I made wasn’t worth it. "

You are certainly on good form today

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