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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mow my lawn and trim my hedges! Its Honeyjule65!

Blackbirds mainly

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?..."

I’d love a visit from a fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next doors cat. And lots of pretty birds (not at the same time). Oh and a squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An uber driver that drove the wrong way in the dark and got wedged on a rockery, then had to call the AA to tow him out

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Next doors daughter

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Next doors Beagle called Snoop ~ very apt!

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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"An uber driver that drove the wrong way in the dark and got wedged on a rockery, then had to call the AA to tow him out "

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Lots of foxes and deer

Now they've put sheep in the fields around me I'm expecting a few of them

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rusty bike and body board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub,

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Rats and a bloody squirrel (now in loft). Oh and a little toad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a canoe in mine

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

We've had sex a few times in our garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family of squirrels

Couple of pheasants that visit every day

Harry... the hedgehog

A tired old collie

And a scarecrow sat in a deckchairs...

Ignore the last one. It was only my reflection in some glass....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?..."

Your lady garden?!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?..."

Next door car, the only pussy I'll be looking at for a few weeks if not months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once 'had' a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a dusky gold coloured blackbird that had all white wing feathers! I was rather excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An uber driver that drove the wrong way in the dark and got wedged on a rockery, then had to call the AA to tow him out "

This wins!!! Superb. That really did make me lol.

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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?...

Your lady garden?!"

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a homeless person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents, keeping their social distance when they visited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parents, keeping their social distance when they visited. "

I'm doing this tomorrow with mine. I'm going to do something fun like write on some cards, sing a song, do a dance. Something to cheer them up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parents, keeping their social distance when they visited.

I'm doing this tomorrow with mine. I'm going to do something fun like write on some cards, sing a song, do a dance. Something to cheer them up x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone trying to eat gf bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparrowhawk attempted to take out one of the sparrows in a bush 6ft from where we sat having a cigarette. Sooo darned quick but he missed.

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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Sparrowhawk attempted to take out one of the sparrows in a bush 6ft from where we sat having a cigarette. Sooo darned quick but he missed. "

Nature is amazing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparrowhawk attempted to take out one of the sparrows in a bush 6ft from where we sat having a cigarette. Sooo darned quick but he missed.

Nature is amazing... "

I live, love and work amongst nature and see soo much that is wonderful..I lived in a woodland for 3 years solitary..it was the greatest of homes.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Swans, lots of ducks, one lone heron, loads of random birds and my scatty cat.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I was awoken by the noise of a swat team having a shoot out with remnants of the wako cult and the aliens then destroyed them all and I don’t even have a garden ... fuck, that cheese before I went to bed must of been strong ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next doors dog repeatedly fucking thing

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Not my garden but I did see a cow in someone's once. Which was surprising. And for them when they opened their curtains I imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a resident squirrel, about as exciting as my garden gets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was awoken by the noise of a swat team having a shoot out with remnants of the wako cult and the aliens then destroyed them all and I don’t even have a garden ... fuck, that cheese before I went to bed must of been strong ... "

so funny

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've got a mole visitor any (cruelty free) ways to get rid of him?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I've got a mole visitor any (cruelty free) ways to get rid of him? "

Jasper carrot had a mole....you need to listen to his advice.

Look it up Jasper Carrot mole on youtube

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

No idea but it visits around 03:00 and drives my dogs whammo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a mole visitor any (cruelty free) ways to get rid of him? "

Dig into tunnel and place a rag soaked in something really smelly..used to be diesel. It drives them away.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

We have a red legged partridge, in our garden. It flew into our patio window yesterday and ended up flat on its back! Seems to have a damaged wing, but is running around and there is plenty of food for it. We have a cat but she is frightened of it, so it should be perfectly safe here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An uber driver that drove the wrong way in the dark and got wedged on a rockery, then had to call the AA to tow him out "

I now david attenborough's voice narrating it all unfold running through my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get lots of birds including pheasant's and foxes occasionally and there is often cows in the field at the bottom of our garden they come right up to the fence xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have birds, bees, squirrels, foxes, hedgehogs, butterflies, all sorts

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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We get lots of birds including pheasant's and foxes occasionally and there is often cows in the field at the bottom of our garden they come right up to the fence xx"

Sounds idyllic....

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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We have birds, bees, squirrels, foxes, hedgehogs, butterflies, all sorts "

Lovely

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?..."

OP have you not been taking your hour’s exercise each day?

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By *oneyjule65 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We had a fox in our garden tonight...what have you had in yours?...

OP have you not been taking your hour’s exercise each day? "

Yes...a brisk walk most days...

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Two jackdaws trying to eat bird seed out of one of my feeders. They must be hungry with no people about & no discarded food to snap up anywhere. I'm gonna keep them topped up as many smaller birds that mop up crumbs & stuff must be starving too. Fuck the seagulls cos I hate them, they need a diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hegehogs fox's and even a rabbit. It's simply because people are saying in and a lot of animals are less likely to be knocked down or scared of. The number of seagulls are getting far to many where I live in the outside of Belfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't have a garden can i have a lady garden please

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I've got a mole visitor any (cruelty free) ways to get rid of him? "

It sounds crazy, but if you dig a hole at the site of the mole hill and bury a small bucket with the rim just below the level of the tunnel it will come along to investigate and fall into the bucket and get trapped. You can then lift out the bucket and relocate the mole without harm......

This does work. I earned pocket money as a kid trapping moles around the neighbourhood.

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