FabSwingers.com forum: How do you measure......

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

fanny size?

I mean how do you know you haven’t got a big one like a wizards sleeve or a donkeys yawn if you haven’t measured it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn

I am supposed to yawn if I’ve not measured it...aren’t I

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yawn

Well? How big is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn

Well? How big is it?

You can get your whole head, ears as well

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mines perfect "

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots, I use carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You measure it and let me know

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yawn

Well? How big is it?

You can get your whole head, ears as well

What’s that in cock widths then?

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By *trawberries and Cream 40Couple
over a year ago

Salisbury

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!"

With a tape measure obviously

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"fanny size?

I mean how do you know you haven’t got a big one like a wizards sleeve or a donkeys yawn if you haven’t measured it?

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Do I even know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

With a tape measure obviously

. Not one of them metal ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn

Well? How big is it?

You can get your whole head, ears as well

Now I have visions of that little leprechaun pic having ears on it too

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I tell by how it stretches around my average weiner

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You measure it and let me know"

With my fanny measuring device?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn

Well? How big is it?

You can get your whole head, ears as well

What’s that in cock widths then?

I do a very small yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go by those lucky enough to have seen it lol

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!"

If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fanny size?

I mean how do you know you haven’t got a big one like a wizards sleeve or a donkeys yawn if you haven’t measured it?

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Fuck me!!! I just spat my tea out reading this! Thanks OP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?

Because I’m Nora. I know everything

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

With a tape measure obviously

. Not one of them metal ones?

Yes, you can get them from Mansummers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

With a tape measure obviously

. Not one of them metal ones?

Yes, you can get them from Mansummers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"fanny size?

I mean how do you know you haven’t got a big one like a wizards sleeve or a donkeys yawn if you haven’t measured it?

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Do I even know you

unfortunately

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can you take your ring off next time?"

"Thats my Watch".

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?

Because I’m Nora. I know everything

You used the traffic cone measuring system didn’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?

Because I’m Nora. I know everything

You used the traffic cone measuring system didn’t you?

. That made me chuckle.

Sshhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"fanny size?

I mean how do you know you haven’t got a big one like a wizards sleeve or a donkeys yawn if you haven’t measured it?

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You have a way with words

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

See not one of you know

It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe use a yard stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The general accepted terms are Sam.

Sam ain’t getting in there.

That’s a bit small for Sam

Sam would love that.

That’s a perfect Sam.

A Sam and a half.

Here, take the bar stool, Sams staying at the bar.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Mines perfect

How do you know if you’ve not measured it?

How the fuck do you measure it you plum!

If you don’t know how to measure it then how do you know it’s perfect?

Because I’m Nora. I know everything

You used the traffic cone measuring system didn’t you?

. That made me chuckle.

Sshhhhhhhhhhhh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are magical, our vaginas can change to suit

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"We are magical, our vaginas can change to suit

Would you like it measured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"See not one of you know

It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit

Do you want the fanny at rest measurement, or maximum aperture diameter? I also only because I'm sure mine was way wider when I was pushing a human life out of it, but I kinda can't simulate that right now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?

Well I’d say us guys would like to know both as were expected to tell you both length and girth. If you need a hand measuring then give me a shout

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"See not one of you know

It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit

Both. Us guys want to know if you’re a grow’er or a show’er

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

let's just say I'm partial to a 4 finger kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See not one of you know

It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit

I am a bit coloured blind Mr Magenta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?

Well I’d say us guys would like to know both as were expected to tell you both length and girth. If you need a hand measuring then give me a shout

You will need one of those wheely things they use to measure the roads!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s a conundrum as a lady part can go from “can’t fit a finger in there” to “no ones fell in yet” in a matter of minutes depending whose trying to get their finger in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure it by the responses of the person fucking it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let's just say I'm partial to a 4 finger kit kat

Pervert

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"let's just say I'm partial to a 4 finger kit kat

Pervert

True dat

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Reverb

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I ask are we talking diameter or length/depth ?? As this is important when deciding on tools?

Well I’d say us guys would like to know both as were expected to tell you both length and girth. If you need a hand measuring then give me a shout

You will need one of those wheely things they use to measure the roads!!

A wheel barrow?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s a conundrum as a lady part can go from “can’t fit a finger in there” to “no ones fell in yet” in a matter of minutes depending whose trying to get their finger in

Get the tape measure out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average size is the same size of a mouse’s ear a hippopotamouse’s

not every penny fits the slot

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

How many Maltesers you can fit in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it."

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"It’s a conundrum as a lady part can go from “can’t fit a finger in there” to “no ones fell in yet” in a matter of minutes depending whose trying to get their finger in

Get the tape measure out

Don’t be daft, it’s like a Cheddar Gorge down there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"See not one of you know

It’s like a colour blind person walking around not knowing they’re colour blind. Ladies you should measure it for your own benefit

Both. Us guys want to know if you’re a grow’er or a show’er

I'm a grow'er then. Small and tidy at rest, but can open up enough to squeeze a giant headed 7lb 14oz human out at maximum yaw

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it."

How many can you fit in it?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it.

How many can you fit in it?

5839378283721

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it.

How many can you fit in it?

5839378283721"

Is that pi or cream pi?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it.

How many can you fit in it?

5839378283721

Is that pi or cream pi?

Lemon meringue

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it.

How many can you fit in it?

5839378283721

Is that pi or cream pi?

It ain't pi, put it that way

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How many Maltesers you can fit in it.

How many can you fit in it?

5839378283721

Is that pi or cream pi?

Lemon meringue"

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t believe I have one ...

... but if I did, callipers?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Bloody hell

this ones been dug up from the depths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very deep down ... deep deep down ...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Very deep down ... deep deep down ...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's really easy. Put a 9" cock inside, if it goes to the cervix entrance the vagina is 9". If it doesn't reach the cervix it's probably 10"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lick it and you will see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u get an echo upon entering u know it’s cave like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you need some measuring courses to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If u get an echo upon entering u know it’s cave like"

Lol

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

"It's really easy. Put a 9" cock inside, if it goes to the cervix entrance the vagina is 9". If it doesn't reach the cervix it's probably 10"

I Think mine got shorter when the doc took away my cervix..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OP, you need some measuring courses to know

My tape measure is fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, you need some measuring courses to know

Ask anyone’s mother, they’ve had head and shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, you need some measuring courses to know

My tape measure is fucked

Anyway apparently. more you thrust the more it opens. So let your imagination work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, you need some measuring courses to know

Ask anyone’s mother, they’ve had head and shoulders "

Aren’t they use a tool to get the head & shoulders out ?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Erm... I take a running jump onto a traffic cone and see which hoop I sink down too

a bit like a ring sizer

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Can you fit both hands in?

If you can, can you clap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to google a donkeys yawn

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Erm... I take a running jump onto a traffic cone and see which hoop I sink down too

a bit like a ring sizer

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