FabSwingers.com forum: Why is this so hard? (and not in a good way!)

By *Sfan OP Man
over a year ago

London and Surrounds

Okay, so, the whole point of my profile here is for something normal and something that we all do, every day....no matter who or what we are....

There is even a tick-box here to show interest...watersports.....

But, why can I not find any female here that is not only interested in letting me drink her piss, but also able to meet up and actually go through with it.

On the rare occasion I do get a reply, its often along the lines of "I only do this with {insert person here} - so its not what you are looking for" - and on the even rarer occasion that a few messages are exchanged - a meeting never happens.

I know this is sounding a bit like a rant and Im sure there will be folks here that will "flame" this post - as is unfortunately the nature of a number of numpties on this site....

But from the simplistic point of view - Im not sure how much easier I could make it for meeting up..... sex doesnt need to be involved - though, VERY happy to enjoy a little fun - happy with singles/couples/more....Im happy just to pleasure the lady....or not....Im even just happy to meet for a drink in a pub of the ladies choosing and have her pee in a bottle in the toilet and pour it into my glass...ANYTHING that involves me drinking a girls pee, is what Im looking for....

Maybe Im casting too wide a net, maybe folks think Im only looking for piss and they want pleasured too - but thats not the case - I want to meet and give the lady/couple the experience she/they would like too....

Any thoughts....anyone?

PS. Im not bi, so, definitely not interested in guys - even just for pee...and yes, I know that probably doesnt help either...

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

There are plenty of women who list watersports as an interest, and I have met a number of them, but I imagine that very few, if any of them want to be seen as a pee machine. If you’re happy to meet without any sexual contact then what’s in it for them? Your forum post and profile come across as very needy, and imagine that any messages you send are similarly so. I’d forget the WS angle at first contact, except perhaps to just mention it once, and let your personality shine through. Slowly does it fella, you’ll find far more women are happy to do this than you might first think, but only as part of mutually fulfilling play.

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By *Sfan OP Man
over a year ago

London and Surrounds

Im not looking for a "pee machine" - Im looking for anything that allows me to access a girl peeing....

Mutually fulfilling play is absolutely what Im after more than anything...you will note that in my post and profile - I state quite clearly that peeing is NOT my only interest - and Im quite happy to do anything else too....but piss is my primary reason for wanting to meet....

Ive tried a much plainer profile in the past - and believe me, as an average middle aged single guy - without anything remarkable - its impossible....so, hence this profile which states at the outset Im looking for pee....

Not only that - but the reason I add on the idea of meeting in a pub for piss only is that I know that some folks do get off on the idea of watching someone drink their pee....also, it allows for an easy meet, all you need is a local pub....and you dont even have to be sexually attracted.....

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

Women lie. Move on Sir

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By *almprintsWoman
over a year ago

deepest, darkest West

"Im not looking for a "pee machine" - Im looking for anything that allows me to access a girl peeing....(edited for brevity)...also, it allows for an easy meet, all you need is a local pub....and you dont even have to be sexually attracted....."

As Mr Jake has said ...you are quite focused on pee; I'm a very open minded fabber and have done this in the past but statements such as "you don't have to be sexually attracted", would put me off. I find watersports to be quite intimate and would need to be comfortable with someone before I rocked up at a pub with a bottle. Maybe that scenario could be one you do as a bolt-on to other play, not as a substitute?

Good luck xx

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By *Sfan OP Man
over a year ago

London and Surrounds

Hi - and thanks for responding.

However, I note that you dont mention watersports as an interest on your profile - the folks I am 99% of the time messaging do actually have it as an interest.

The only place I have ever mentioned not having to be sexually attracted is on this forum post - I never mention it elsewhere - however, what I was getting at was purely the fact that Im happy with meeting just to drink piss out of a glass and there doesnt have to be any sexual involvement......

However, the perfect scenario would be actually to have a proper meet and to satisfy the lady in whatever way I could - as well as drink her pee....

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Im happy with meeting just to drink piss out of a glass and there doesnt have to be any sexual involvement"

So wha’t in it for them? It seems like a pretty one way street to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure this is good for you?

Your cock seems to have turned a dubious shade of blue.

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By *inkynudeMan
over a year ago

London

Also, maybe work a bit on your pictures. A close up of your dick is rarely the thing that will get you the most attention.

Regardless of common interests, no lady on here will reply to you if they don’t get any immediate attraction.

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By *n With LifeCouple
over a year ago

Hadley Wood

"Im happy with meeting just to drink piss out of a glass and there doesnt have to be any sexual involvement

So wha’t in it for them? It seems like a pretty one way street to me. "

Exactly!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

OP..I occasionaly indulge in WS, but I would not approach you or be interested in you, based upon your profile or comments here.

Listen to the advice you have been offered.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

If what you're ideally looking for is a non sexual meet with a stranger to drink her pee, I don't think this site that revolves around sexual encounters and (often) friendships/longer term Feb arrangements, is the best place to find it.

I'm sure there are other sites where you'd have more success.

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