FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest status updates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One rule for this thread... Don't name the poster.

My starter for ten, which I would argue easily scores a full ten, is this little belter which comes straight out of the 'How not to advertise your product' handbook:

"Poxy mosquito bites are driving me mad"

You may not have any public photos love, but with inside info like that...