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By *ullet OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham

Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers "

Tin tin win wam billy wig jig doc wog cook lop tree cod saw boof

Still makes more sense than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers

Tin tin win wam billy wig jig doc wog cook lop tree cod saw boof

Still makes more sense than you "

Love it!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel guilt ridden now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wish I understood Cockney rhyming slang now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers "

This is why velcro on shoes was invented.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers

Tin tin win wam billy wig jig doc wog cook lop tree cod saw boof

Still makes more sense than you "

Now I see why I came to look at this post. Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's hoping for legendary status

Y'ang Ptang kipper bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's hoping for legendary status

Y'ang Ptang kipper bang "

P'tang Yang Kipperbang - uh!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Allllllllllffffffiiiieeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Ive tried saying it in a michael caine accent and in cockney geezer accent....and it still dont make any sense .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tried a brizzle one, it sort of works but I still don't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP must be either Maverick or Goose, cos he just did a flyby with that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's hoping for legendary status

Y'ang Ptang kipper bang "
I thought it was only me that remembered that !!!!

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language. "

Seriously that's it.

It actually makes perfect sense if you say it in a Russian accent.

He is looking to co-operate with a woman (in order) for (meeting) couples.

I found it helped to imagine him stroking a big white cat while he said it.

"Well, Mr Bond, (stroke, stoke), I'm open to offers, (stroke)"

My pleasure.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is looking to Copulate with a white woman. Open to offers. Is that what you meant mate ?

There see I understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language. "

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure. I was getting something about opening offers on a couple of women .. Presumably for corporate sponsorship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers "

Fuck knows what that means pmsl.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting "

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said."

I know full well the meaning of the phrase and your actions meet the definition exactly.

As for spelling - if you can't see it ......

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said.

I know full well the meaning of the phrase and your actions meet the definition exactly.

As for spelling - if you can't see it ......"

there are no spelling mistakes in that quote, come on point it out, and I do not fit white knighting, as neither me or my husband want to gain anything or have any sort of contact with the op, im not defending him to get in his pants, I simply do not like bullying in any form, so I urge you to check your definitions again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said.

I know full well the meaning of the phrase and your actions meet the definition exactly.

As for spelling - if you can't see it ......

there are no spelling mistakes in that quote, come on point it out, and I do not fit white knighting, as neither me or my husband want to gain anything or have any sort of contact with the op, im not defending him to get in his pants, I simply do not like bullying in any form, so I urge you to check your definitions again."

it could well be that english isnt his 1st language."

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By *hatterfabWoman
over a year ago

Wakefield


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said.

I know full well the meaning of the phrase and your actions meet the definition exactly.

As for spelling - if you can't see it ......

there are no spelling mistakes in that quote, come on point it out, and I do not fit white knighting, as neither me or my husband want to gain anything or have any sort of contact with the op, im not defending him to get in his pants, I simply do not like bullying in any form, so I urge you to check your definitions again."

English / isn't / first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came in here on the preconception it would be funny.....

Some prick had to ruin it

Also...jellied eels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said.

I know full well the meaning of the phrase and your actions meet the definition exactly.

As for spelling - if you can't see it ......

there are no spelling mistakes in that quote, come on point it out, and I do not fit white knighting, as neither me or my husband want to gain anything or have any sort of contact with the op, im not defending him to get in his pants, I simply do not like bullying in any form, so I urge you to check your definitions again.

English / isn't / first "

Could also mention a comma followed by "and" followed by yet more commas instead of a full stop/capital, etc but hey........

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to corporate whit woman for couple open for offers "

Definitely from the hood of misunderstood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language. "

He managed to write his profile pretty well.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you could just ask what the op means instead of taking the piss, it could well be that english isnt his 1st language.

You obviously feel so strongly about this you had to post in both threads....

Maybe check your own spelling, punctuation and grammar first before White Knighting

I think you need to look up the meaning of white knighting before using it, please point out my spelling mistakes in the post you quoted and for that matter the relevance it has to what I said.

I know full well the meaning of the phrase and your actions meet the definition exactly.

As for spelling - if you can't see it ......

there are no spelling mistakes in that quote, come on point it out, and I do not fit white knighting, as neither me or my husband want to gain anything or have any sort of contact with the op, im not defending him to get in his pants, I simply do not like bullying in any form, so I urge you to check your definitions again.

English / isn't / first

Could also mention a comma followed by "and" followed by yet more commas instead of a full stop/capital, etc but hey........"

Wow really? Isn't that more a punctuation issue than a spelling one?? It's not as if you couldn't understand, surely?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I love a cooperative woman

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Rings bell

Playtime is over get back to class

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