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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The next Central North London social, and first of the new year, will be held on Friday, 12th January in a public bar (Kings X / Euston area) from 18.00 until closing.

So whether you are finishing work and want to de-stress or wish to travel into town, come meet some fellow fabbers for relaxed drinks and laughter. It’s a perfect way for newbies and oldies alike to meet some local people, well as local as London folk can be, with no pressure to do anything but mingle & talk. Those outside of London are also welcome.

Still interested, then you now need to read

the boring part:-

- places are limited evenly split between the groups to ensure a good mix

- To secure a place please PM CNL Social Spurschick

- It is one message per person (unless a couple), not one person with a list of friends

- Spaces will be allocated on a first come, first served basis through the groups.

- You will receive a PM confirming your place in a couple of days time

- Details of the venue will be sent out to attendees on Wednesday the week of the social via PM

- This is a non play event in a public place.

Any other questions pop them in the thread or send a PM to the social profile

Look forward to welcoming friends old and new

It’s going to be a cracker

Shortie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

please add me to the guest list for the 12th. Would be delighted to attend

many thanks

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By *con7Man
over a year ago

BARNET

Yes please.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Definitely in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend "

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Definitely in!! "

We know it won't be a quiet evening then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD! "

Not in my mind though

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Definitely in!!

We know it won't be a quiet evening then "

Nope! But quiet is dull anyway

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD! "

Gonna be? Don’t you mean is??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD!

Gonna be? Don’t you mean is?? "

Well, I didn't like to say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD! "

Aherm

Nah he is going to be 5 again and I’ll be a spiritly 35

No drinking for the underage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD!

Aherm

Nah he is going to be 5 again and I’ll be a spiritly 35

No drinking for the underage "

That rule only applies to the Ladies, you find an age to stick with and thats it.

Men, they get old it's common knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD!

Aherm

Nah he is going to be 5 again and I’ll be a spiritly 35

No drinking for the underage

That rule only applies to the Ladies, you find an age to stick with and thats it.

Men, they get old it's common knowledge "

ROFL

No I’ll age gracefully, the wrinkles hold no lies and I age every year, next year I’ll be 45 come 2026 I’m bugged and old no hiding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’d better come seeing as it’s grumpys 60th, don’t wanna miss that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’d better come seeing as it’s grumpys 60th, don’t wanna miss that "

Yes!

You must come , as you'll get to see his free Bus Pass photo!.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wish I'd never said anything now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I'd never said anything now "

Girl's Blouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may i

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Wish I'd never said anything now

Girl's Blouse "

They don't look good on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I'd never said anything now

Girl's Blouse

They don't look good on me "

Neither do dresses but we all know you're partial to being Gertrude every so often!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Wish I'd never said anything now

Girl's Blouse

They don't look good on me

Neither do dresses but we all know you're partial to being Gertrude every so often! "

Grumpy Gertrude.. Good username tbf

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By *ewsanMan
over a year ago

london

Hi lovely Shortie, many thanks for organising. Could you please kindly add me to the list again. xx

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Whoop Whoop I'm In

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By *exyman300Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Would love to come to this one

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

Would love to attend pleeease.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

ive already sent you a message x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Will London have this Mackem back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will London have this Mackem back "

Wouldn't be a social without Coo-Kie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"ive already sent you a message x"

Gaaaaaary

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Will London have this Mackem back "

Oh god really

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would love to attend pleeease.

"

I can't even pronounce your new name

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By *jayjMan
over a year ago

Farringdon, Central London

Would love to join again if you’ll have me!

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich

Yes please

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD! "

Half a century

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name "

Christbaumkugelbetrachter

Just read it as:

Christ bum u better

All the words are there....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Fuck, you're gonna be OLD!

Half a century "

That makes me feel better cheers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

Christbaumkugelbetrachter

Just read it as:

Christ bum u better

All the words are there.... "

Thats because you're a pervert

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name "

Is it Welsh...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Will London have this Mackem back

Oh god really "

Best get practicing that accent

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Will London have this Mackem back

Wouldn't be a social without Coo-Kie"

Malibu’s at the ready

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Will London have this Mackem back

Oh god really

Best get practicing that accent "

Alright me Marra

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name "

No worries Grumpy, will revert back to the normal one after Xmas.

But always happy to practice a bit of German pronunciation after a few drinks.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

Christbaumkugelbetrachter

Just read it as:

Christ bum u better

All the words are there.... "

Are you German Boo? Very impressed!!!

Maybe say the same thing if you see some Germans somewhere, you can thank me after

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Will London have this Mackem back

Oh god really

Best get practicing that accent

Alright me Marra "

Haha well done

Just don’t turn into a radgie

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

Is it Welsh..."

After a few drinks maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

Christbaumkugelbetrachter

Just read it as:

Christ bum u better

All the words are there....

Are you German Boo? Very impressed!!!

Maybe say the same thing if you see some Germans somewhere, you can thank me after "

I'm not that silly!

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By *oshy-JoshMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I would love to attend please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

No worries Grumpy, will revert back to the normal one after Xmas.

But always happy to practice a bit of German pronunciation after a few drinks. "

Yes that actually sounds fun

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Will London have this Mackem back

Oh god really

Best get practicing that accent

Alright me Marra

Haha well done

Just don’t turn into a radgie "

Never

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

Christbaumkugelbetrachter

Just read it as:

Christ bum u better

All the words are there....

Are you German Boo? Very impressed!!!

Maybe say the same thing if you see some Germans somewhere, you can thank me after

I'm not that silly! "

Just add a questioning jaaa? to the end would be funny to see the reaction. It actually sounds a bit like a dialect if you leave the u better off

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

No worries Grumpy, will revert back to the normal one after Xmas.

But always happy to practice a bit of German pronunciation after a few drinks.

Yes that actually sounds fun "

Jawoll Herr Grumpy

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Yes please. Will DM you and try to drag Yolo along too

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Would love to attend pleeease.

I can't even pronounce your new name

Is it Welsh...

After a few drinks maybe?

"

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I had such a good time at the last one and met some lovely people. I would love to come to this one too x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Bump

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By *ueSmithShagsCouple
over a year ago

Westminster

Count us in too please. Messaged you already.

Wouldn't want to miss the youngsters birthday lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Count us in too please. Messaged you already.

Wouldn't want to miss the youngsters birthday lol"

Haha ... She will hate me for this but it's also the OP's birthday weekend too ..

Sorry Spurs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

As it's my birthday I've treated myself so hotel booked

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By *an1hanMan
over a year ago

Loughton

May I attend please ?

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By *tlwMan
over a year ago

Bermondsey

I would love to join too! My first social was sensational!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"May I attend please ? "

You have to message the host at the top of the page to be on the list dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Can I get in the list pls

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By *almutiMan
over a year ago

London

Would love to attend. Message sent.

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By *ezman169Man
over a year ago

Hayes

Good afternoon,

Hope you're well. Please could you put me in the list for this social. I have PM you too x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"As it's my birthday I've treated myself so hotel booked "

That means you can have more tequilas

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As it's my birthday I've treated myself so hotel booked

That means you can have more tequilas "

Absolutely not ...

Just a couple of Pimms for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T"

Oh god

Its Spurs birthday too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T

Oh god

Its Spurs birthday too haha"

Boo saw my first idea. Her comment was that I must have a very interesting search history..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T

Oh god

Its Spurs birthday too haha"

Ps. I know can't wait for the cake, shots and dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T

Oh god

Its Spurs birthday too haha

Boo saw my first idea. Her comment was that I must have a very interesting search history..

"

You should definately go with either of those options ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening all

Sorry been a busy bee. Will catch up on attendance requests tomorrow, for those that have messaged the profile

Grumps I’ll splat you later, you said the B word !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Sorry been a busy bee. Will catch up on attendance requests tomorrow, for those that have messaged the profile

Grumps I’ll splat you later, you said the B word !!! "

First row please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening all

Sorry been a busy bee. Will catch up on attendance requests tomorrow, for those that have messaged the profile

Grumps I’ll splat you later, you said the B word !!! "

You must hate me tonight

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T

Oh god

Its Spurs birthday too haha

Boo saw my first idea. Her comment was that I must have a very interesting search history..

You should definately go with either of those options ha ha "

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Nothing I love more than selecting considerate swinging related presents.. bring on the bday bash.

T"

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

May I too please

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend "

Don’t you know 50 is the new 40 and we shall celebrate in style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Sorry been a busy bee. Will catch up on attendance requests tomorrow, for those that have messaged the profile

Grumps I’ll splat you later, you said the B word !!!

You must hate me tonight "

Last night aye, this morning nah, it’s done gone on to the next one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"May I attend please ...

I may accidentally mention once or twice its my 50th birthday weekend

Don’t you know 50 is the new 40 and we shall celebrate in style "

Ooh hello

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening all

Sorry been a busy bee. Will catch up on attendance requests tomorrow, for those that have messaged the profile

Grumps I’ll splat you later, you said the B word !!!

You must hate me tonight

Last night aye, this morning nah, it’s done gone on to the next one "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up! "

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T"

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't? "

I may have one shortly myself

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"May I too please "

Yey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't?

I may have one shortly myself "

So geriatric of you

T

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't?

I may have one shortly myself

So geriatric of you

T"

You're getting as bad as Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't?

I may have one shortly myself

So geriatric of you

T

You're getting as good as Boo "

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't?

I may have one shortly myself

So geriatric of you

T

You're getting as bad as Boo "

Not many can be as bad as me!

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By *ugahMan
over a year ago

London

Any chance there is space for a single male ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

A little Friday afternoon wake up!

Made me jump!

5 weeks.

T

This is the thing, why does everyone seem to have an afternoon nap and I don't?

I may have one shortly myself

So geriatric of you

T

You're getting as bad as Boo

Not many can be as bad as me! "

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any chance there is space for a single male ? "

You need to private message the host/person who started the thread/aka Spurs

T.

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By *ideboy145Man
over a year ago

Epping

Would love to attend, send you a PM

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Bump

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Bump "

Evening, I’ve been a little quiet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Bump

Evening, I’ve been a little quiet "

That would be a first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All caught up on admin.

If you’ve messaged the profile, you should now have a message back re attending the social.

No message, not on the list, as per the OP I don’t take names from the thread.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

33 Days

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"All caught up on admin.

If you’ve messaged the profile, you should now have a message back re attending the social.

No message, not on the list, as per the OP I don’t take names from the thread. "

Whoop Whoop

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich


"33 Days "

The countdown is in full swing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

32 Days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"32 Days "

35 until you're OLD !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !! "

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

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over a year ago


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though "

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly! "

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

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over a year ago


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening "

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila "

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha"

Why break the habit of a lifetime on your birthday (ish)

I'll carry you back to the doorstep of the hotel

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

Why break the habit of a lifetime on your birthday (ish)

I'll carry you back to the doorstep of the hotel "

When was I last that pissed ??

A fair while ago haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

Why break the habit of a lifetime on your birthday (ish)

I'll carry you back to the doorstep of the hotel

When was I last that pissed ??

A fair while ago haha "

Let me just look in the "Northampton edition" of a Dictionary for the translation of that piss poor English!

Oh yes, it's "When was the last time I was that inebriated"?

Answer - not that long ago, you fool no one!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

Why break the habit of a lifetime on your birthday (ish)

I'll carry you back to the doorstep of the hotel

When was I last that pissed ??

A fair while ago haha

Let me just look in the "Northampton edition" of a Dictionary for the translation of that piss poor English!

Oh yes, it's "When was the last time I was that inebriated"?

Answer - not that long ago, you fool no one! "

We talkz proper here innit

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

Why break the habit of a lifetime on your birthday (ish)

I'll carry you back to the doorstep of the hotel

When was I last that pissed ??

A fair while ago haha

Let me just look in the "Northampton edition" of a Dictionary for the translation of that piss poor English!

Oh yes, it's "When was the last time I was that inebriated"?

Answer - not that long ago, you fool no one!

We talkz proper here innit "

You talk with a bit of Mackem now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

Why break the habit of a lifetime on your birthday (ish)

I'll carry you back to the doorstep of the hotel

When was I last that pissed ??

A fair while ago haha

Let me just look in the "Northampton edition" of a Dictionary for the translation of that piss poor English!

Oh yes, it's "When was the last time I was that inebriated"?

Answer - not that long ago, you fool no one!

We talkz proper here innit

You talk with a bit of Mackem now "

I do me Marra

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha"

With armfulls of dodgy presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a theme?

Let's see how much trouble it gets me into..

T

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"32 Days

35 until you're OLD !!

I'll still be 49 on the Friday though

One of these days you'll actually wear your glasses and read what I put correctly!

I understood it perfectly.. I'm just saying I won't yet be 50 on the social evening

You'll be praying on the floor that you'll make it to 50!

Tequila

No bloody Tequila I want to be able to walk back after haha

With armfulls of dodgy presents "

Oh god

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Is there a theme?

Let's see how much trouble it gets me into..

T"

I always thought Tequila was the theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a theme?

Let's see how much trouble it gets me into..

T

I always thought Tequila was the theme "

Sounds like a good NY resolution to me

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By *tlwMan
over a year ago

Bermondsey

Counting days to this sensational social once again!!!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Is there a theme?

Let's see how much trouble it gets me into..

T

I always thought Tequila was the theme "

In

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

31 Days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"31 Days "

Next month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"31 Days

Next month!"

I'm not ready. I need new shoes.. Roll on Jan sales..

T

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"31 Days

Next month!

I'm not ready. I need new shoes.. Roll on Jan sales..

T"

I'm getting a new dress

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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Evening Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen more life in a care home than in here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please join? "

You need to message the OP who started the thread at the top to add your name to the list!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seen more life in a care home than in here.... "

Can I go to the care home and have a rest, shattered.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen more life in a care home than in here....

Can I go to the care home and have a rest, shattered.com "

As my Nan always says: "you have all the time in the world to "rest", when you're dead"! Ha ha ha

So nope

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich


"Seen more life in a care home than in here....

Can I go to the care home and have a rest, shattered.com

As my Nan always says: "you have all the time in the world to "rest", when you're dead"! Ha ha ha

So nope "

Very wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen more life in a care home than in here....

Can I go to the care home and have a rest, shattered.com

As my Nan always says: "you have all the time in the world to "rest", when you're dead"! Ha ha ha

So nope

Very wise words "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen more life in a care home than in here.... "

I feel resuscitated already

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

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over a year ago


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps "

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha "

You take an arm I’ll take the other then we can get two strong men for his legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seen more life in a care home than in here....

Can I go to the care home and have a rest, shattered.com

As my Nan always says: "you have all the time in the world to "rest", when you're dead"! Ha ha ha

So nope "

Piffale to that ! Is it January yet and school life back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha

You take an arm I’ll take the other then we can get two strong men for his legs "

Need a few more for the middle section with all the Cake n Custard he puts away!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha

You take an arm I’ll take the other then we can get two strong men for his legs

Need a few more for the middle section with all the Cake n Custard he puts away! "

Oi nobody is giving me bumps thankyou

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha

You take an arm I’ll take the other then we can get two strong men for his legs

Need a few more for the middle section with all the Cake n Custard he puts away!

Oi nobody is giving me bumps thankyou "

51 bumps for me today Grumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

51 bumps for me today Grumps "

Happy Birthday lovely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha

You take an arm I’ll take the other then we can get two strong men for his legs

Need a few more for the middle section with all the Cake n Custard he puts away!

Oi nobody is giving me bumps thankyou

51 bumps for me today Grumps "

Haha I don't feel as bad now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

29 Days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a good Christmas everyone, I’m signing off until after.

If you wish to attend the social, drop me a PM and I’ll pick it up when I return, guys is waitlist only

Have a good one and see you in 2024

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich


"So is Grumps getting the birthday bumps

Yes

1 - tequila

2 - tequila

3 - tequila

4 - floor

Not sure we can lift him to 50 ha ha

You take an arm I’ll take the other then we can get two strong men for his legs

Need a few more for the middle section with all the Cake n Custard he puts away!

Oi nobody is giving me bumps thankyou

51 bumps for me today Grumps "

Happy Birthday Lovely x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Have a good Christmas everyone, I’m signing off until after.

If you wish to attend the social, drop me a PM and I’ll pick it up when I return, guys is waitlist only

Have a good one and see you in 2024 "

Have an awesome Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a good Christmas everyone, I’m signing off until after.

If you wish to attend the social, drop me a PM and I’ll pick it up when I return, guys is waitlist only

Have a good one and see you in 2024 "

Have a great Christmas , don't do anything I wouldn't do and make sure you drink too much!

See you on the other side x

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Have a good Christmas everyone, I’m signing off until after.

If you wish to attend the social, drop me a PM and I’ll pick it up when I return, guys is waitlist only

Have a good one and see you in 2024 "

Have a great Christmas!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Have a good Christmas everyone, I’m signing off until after.

If you wish to attend the social, drop me a PM and I’ll pick it up when I return, guys is waitlist only

Have a good one and see you in 2024 "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

28 Days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"28 Days "

That will go quick!

You can't wait, can you?

T

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"28 Days

That will go quick!

You can't wait, can you?

T"

I always look forward to Spurs Socials.. Obviously this one is a big weekend though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

27 Sleeps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

26 Sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"26 Sleeps "

I can't let you talk to yourself.

T

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"26 Sleeps

I can't let you talk to yourself.

T"

I'm used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"26 Sleeps

I can't let you talk to yourself.

T

I'm used to it "

He has it down to such a fine art, he even gets the answers he wants back too.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"26 Sleeps

I can't let you talk to yourself.

T

I'm used to it

He has it down to such a fine art, he even gets the answers he wants back too..... "

Damn bloody right

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bump and 24 Sleeps

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By *alhamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

London

Hello, can you put us down for the 12th please ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Hello, can you put us down for the 12th please ? "

You have to message the organiser of the event who started the thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bump and 23 Sleeps

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich


"Bump and 23 Sleeps "

Thought I would give you a break

22 Sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally slacking, it's his pending "old age"

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich


"Totally slacking, it's his pending "old age" "
is it like a doomsday clock for him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Bump and 23 Sleeps

Thought I would give you a break

22 Sleeps "

Haha cheers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Totally slacking, it's his pending "old age" "

It's harrowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 weeks today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"3 weeks today "

Saves me doing it today haha

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"3 weeks today

Saves me doing it today haha "

Yes grumps take a well earned rest!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"3 weeks today

Saves me doing it today haha

Yes grumps take a well earned rest! "

Well I am old

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"3 weeks today "

2 weeks 6 days till I arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 weeks today

2 weeks 6 days till I arrive "

At least you won't get lost then....

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