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By *uckerfucker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley

Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I'll get my popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

"

Thank you ....needed a laugh this morning x

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By *alxxMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

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By *uckerfucker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley

...... life’s all about the smiles & laughs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

"

You’ve pulled according to my 3 top rules for profiles:

1. No public dick pics

2. Sexy profile pic

3. You can spell and use punctuation.

Pity we are not a little closer

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By *inkynudeMan
over a year ago

London

Loool! Soo good :D

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Dear men inundated with messages.

You don't need to bulk delete and use that 03 seconds. Just ignore them long enough and they vanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sense of humour goes along way, might even make it past the boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo. At last someone is taking a stand. Post of the week

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By *uckerfucker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley


"Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

You’ve pulled according to my 3 top rules for profiles:

1. No public dick pics

2. Sexy profile pic

3. You can spell and use punctuation.

Pity we are not a little closer "

I’ve pulled ..... shall I get my coat?

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By *uckerfucker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley


"A good sense of humour goes along way, might even make it past the boxers "

A GSOH & beautiful blue eyes eliminates the might and replaces it with a definitely gets a fast pass into the boxers

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By *uckerfucker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley


"Bravo. At last someone is taking a stand. Post of the week"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

You’ve pulled according to my 3 top rules for profiles:

1. No public dick pics

2. Sexy profile pic

3. You can spell and use punctuation.

Pity we are not a little closer

I’ve pulled ..... shall I get my coat? "

Yes - but you can take it off when you get here .........,.

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By *uckerfucker OP   Man
over a year ago

Bexley


"Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

You’ve pulled according to my 3 top rules for profiles:

1. No public dick pics

2. Sexy profile pic

3. You can spell and use punctuation.

Pity we are not a little closer

I’ve pulled ..... shall I get my coat?

Yes - but you can take it off when you get here .........,.

"
..... are you going to keep me warm if I do???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us men on Fab get 100’s of messages a day from ladies requesting to meet. Unfortunately, we just can’t read them all and often have to mass delete them without opening. You ladies seem to get upset by this and some of you respond very negatively. Please don’t see this as a rejection, we just simply can’t reply to you all.

Please also make more of an effort to make your messages stand out. A simple copy & paste doesn’t do it for us guys! Be imaginative & try to catch our attention. We need our minds stimulated before you can get access inside our boxer shorts.

In addition, please don’t bombard us with pics of your lady bits, they just don’t do it for us! We prefer that those areas are first seen when we meet.

So in summary, if you want a chance to meet us men, you’re first contact with us has got to be a ten!

Keep Smiling x

You’ve pulled according to my 3 top rules for profiles:

1. No public dick pics

2. Sexy profile pic

3. You can spell and use punctuation.

Pity we are not a little closer

I’ve pulled ..... shall I get my coat?

Yes - but you can take it off when you get here .........,.

..... are you going to keep me warm if I do??? "

Like a sauna - a very hot and sweaty workout

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