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Example; Wish i had a car!
Granted, but it constantly smells of old fish!
I'll start off the wishes with,
Wish i was at home in bed with Ann  | |||
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"I wish I wasn't as awesome " Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company. I wish I was 3 inches taller | |||
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"I wish I wasn't as awesome Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company. I wish I was 3 inches taller" You'd still.only be the height of an Action Man/Barbie doll. I wish this covid disappeared | |||
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"I wish I wasn't as awesome Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company. I wish I was 3 inches taller You'd still.only be the height of an Action Man/Barbie doll. I wish this covid disappeared" Granted ! New virus comes in to fuck us even more harder. I wish I had sex on the beach. | |||
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"I wish I wasn't as awesome Granted but your feet stink horrendously all the time so nobody can bear your company. I wish I was 3 inches taller You'd still.only be the height of an Action Man/Barbie doll. I wish this covid disappeared Granted ! New virus comes in to fuck us even more harder. I wish I had sex on the beach. " You will but it will be the last sex you ever have | |||
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"I wish I had a naughty lockdown buddy" Granted but he's gay | |||
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"I wish I was a real blonde " Easier to hide the grey hairs I wish I had a party mansion | |||
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"I wish I was a real blonde Easier to hide the grey hairs I wish I had a party mansion " Granted but its for OAPs | |||
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"I wish i had bigger boobs" Granted! But you can never wear a bra again! | |||
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"I wish we were in (non infected) Amsterdam" Granted ! They close all the coffee shops and the red light district is closed too. | |||
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"I wish joy and happiness for all fabbers." Granted, but you'll never meet any of them again 
I wish i had a wispa gold right now.. | |||
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"I wish joy and happiness for all fabbers. Granted, but you'll never meet any of them again
I wish i had a wispa gold right now.. "Granted but you're allergic to chocolate | |||
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"You're supposed to follow with a wish "Granted 
Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa  | |||
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"You're supposed to follow with a wish
Granted
Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa "Granted but she repulses you. I wish for the perfect body | |||
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"You're supposed to follow with a wish
Granted
Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa "But she drops the hot cuppa on your groin I wish i could be lying on a nude beach somewhere with hot sun on my skin | |||
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"You're supposed to follow with a wish
Granted
Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa
But she drops the hot cuppa on your groin
I wish i could be lying on a nude beach somewhere with hot sun on my skin "Granted ! But violent sea gulls pecking around !!! | |||
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"You're supposed to follow with a wish
Granted
Kaizer wishes for Jessica Alba in heels holding a hot cuppa
Granted but she repulses you.
I wish for the perfect body"Granted but a face like the back of a bus Still wish to be lying on a beach with the sun beaming down | |||
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"Sorry, got distracted by work!! I wish my eyesight was 20/20" Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did | |||
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"Sorry, got distracted by work!! I wish my eyesight was 20/20 Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did " what's your wish dear | |||
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"Sorry, got distracted by work!! I wish my eyesight was 20/20 Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did
what's your wish dear"To take a flight to an isolated destination in the sun with you for the duration of this shutdown | |||
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"Sorry, got distracted by work!! I wish my eyesight was 20/20 Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did
what's your wish dear
To take a flight to an isolated destination in the sun with you for the duration of this shutdown"Granted but my kids and the dog are coming too
I wish my feet were smaller | |||
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"Sorry, got distracted by work!! I wish my eyesight was 20/20 Granted...but now I don't look like you thought I did
what's your wish dear
To take a flight to an isolated destination in the sun with you for the duration of this shutdown
Granted but my kids and the dog are coming too
I wish my feet were smaller"Granted but so is your brain Kaizer wishes for an all over massage | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette " Your wish is granted but its a guy I wish for six pack stomach instead of a keg | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Your wish is granted but its a guy I wish for six pack stomach instead of a keg " Granted! But you have a phobia of removing your shirt Im wishing for a ride come breaktime | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette " Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari"Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km. I wish I lived in a house made of toffee | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari
Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.
I wish I lived in a house made of toffee"Granted but you've no teeth I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari
Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.
I wish I lived in a house made of toffee
Granted but you've no teeth
I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab "Granted but all the goo has vanished Kaizer wishes for live sport to return  | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari
Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.
I wish I lived in a house made of toffee
Granted but you've no teeth
I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab
Granted but all the goo has vanished
Kaizer wishes for live sport to return "Granted but it bores you. I wish for world domination | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari
Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.
I wish I lived in a house made of toffee
Granted but you've no teeth
I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab
Granted but all the goo has vanished
Kaizer wishes for live sport to return
Granted but it bores you.
I wish for world domination "Granted, but you are the only one left! I wish i could proper fly | |||
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"Woody wishes for a busty brunette Granted but she's got multiple STD's
I wish I had a new Ferrari
Granted but its an elevtric oe with a range of 50 km.
I wish I lived in a house made of toffee
Granted but you've no teeth
I wish for unlimited creme eggs for all women on fab
Granted but all the goo has vanished
Kaizer wishes for live sport to return
Granted but it bores you.
I wish for world domination
Granted, but you are the only one left!
I wish i could proper fly"Granted, but you are a proper Fly Kaizer would like a vaccination for Covid-19 | |||
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" Kaizer would like a vaccination for Covid-19 "Granted but your cock falls off I wish I had a diamond ring | |||
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" Kaizer would like a vaccination for Covid-19
Granted but your cock falls off
I wish I had a diamond ring "Granted; but its stolen and you're wanted! Wish i had a steak right now | |||
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"Wish I had some pussy to play with " Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree I wish for McDonalds to be still open | |||
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"Wish I had some pussy to play with Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree I wish for McDonalds to be still open " Granted but its turned 100% vegan. I wish I could join the mile high club | |||
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"Wish I had some pussy to play with Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree I wish for McDonalds to be still open Granted but its turned 100% vegan. I wish I could join the mile high club" Granted but you get wedged in the jacks. I wish I could be graceful | |||
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"Wish I had some pussy to play with Granted but a dog chases it away and its now stuck up a tree I wish for McDonalds to be still open Granted but its turned 100% vegan. I wish I could join the mile high club Granted but you get wedged in the jacks. I wish I could be graceful " Granted ! But you can only have graceful vanilla sex ! I wish I had a private jet ! | |||
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"Granted! But there’s no hangar staff working so you’re left outside the gate. I wish I could see three months down the road when pubs reopen and no one has had a haircut! " Granted ! But your fav pub closed down. And everyone is all trimmed and good looking. | |||
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"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3.." Granted! But it's New York time I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with  | |||
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"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3.. Granted! But it's New York time I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with "Granted, you're sharing my basement with her
I wish I had long nails | |||
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"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3.. Granted! But it's New York time I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with
Granted, you're sharing my basement with her
I wish I had long nails"Granted, but you can never apply nail polish to them I wish for more wishes! | |||
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"I wish i finished work at 2 instead of 3.. Granted! But it's New York time I wish I had a dog to spend isolation with
Granted, you're sharing my basement with her
I wish I had long nails
Granted, but you can never apply nail polish to them
I wish for more wishes!"Granted but they are all corrupted! I wish for lustrous long locks! | |||
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"Granted, but the genie read cocks instead of locks. I wish for a first verification on fab" Granted, but you get banned later that same day | |||
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"Im wishing Ann is ready for me.. "Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes | |||
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"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..
Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes "I wish you knew how right you are | |||
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"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..
Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes
I wish you knew how right you are "Granted...he knows! Wish I got to sit in on one of yours and Ann's sessions . | |||
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"Im wishing Ann is ready for me..
Granted. But she’s ready for you to clean the dishes
I wish you knew how right you are
Granted...he knows! Wish I got to sit in on one of yours and Ann's sessions . "Granted but you have a blindfold on and can't see a thing Wish for everyone to go to a big M&G when this is all over just to say hello to each other and then for everyone to get back to their normal sexy selves | |||
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"Granted but you have a blindfold on and can't see a thing Wish for everyone to go to a big M&G when this is all over just to say hello to each other and then for everyone to get back to their normal sexy selves " Granted! However, the dress code for everyone is "Disney Princesses"
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"Granted but you have a blindfold on and can't see a thing Wish for everyone to go to a big M&G when this is all over just to say hello to each other and then for everyone to get back to their normal sexy selves Granted! However, the dress code for everyone is "Disney Princesses"
I wish it could be Christmas every day "granted but no decorations or presents | |||
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"I wish i had my own gym" Granted; but its a nudist gym. Which as i say it sounds like more of an improvement than anything | |||
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Wish my memory was better! | |||
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"Forgot my wish
Wish my memory was better! "Granted but now you remember images of your parents face everytime you have sex I wish the Mrs half had bigger tits  | |||
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"Forgot my wish
Wish my memory was better!
Granted but now you remember images of your parents face everytime you have sex
I wish the Mrs half had bigger tits "she has you | |||
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