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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so!what game we could play today?any ideas?

riddles?

well,could play naked twister(was dreaming about it last night)

but in current situation its impossible.

"cheeky grin "

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To keep the doctor away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To keep the doctor away! "

correct!you can keep an apple...

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

this reminds me of my relationship with my former buddy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"To keep the doctor away!

correct!you can keep an apple...

this reminds me of my relationship with my former buddy

Her name is Annie Leibovitz

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bo is going to love this....she's brilliant at riddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/03/20 08:45:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To keep the doctor away!

correct!you can keep an apple...

this reminds me of my relationship with my former buddy

A photograph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To keep the doctor away!

correct!you can keep an apple...

this reminds me of my relationship with my former buddy

Her name is Annie Leibovitz

your too smart for your own good.

i will give you biscuit for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have me today,

Tomorrow you'll have more

As your time passes,

I'm not easy to store

I don't take up space,

But I'm only in one place

I am what you saw,

But not what you see.

What am I?

now,be sensible

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"To keep the doctor away!

correct!you can keep an apple...

this reminds me of my relationship with my former buddy

Her name is Annie Leibovitz

your too smart for your own good.

i will give you biscuit for that

Graciously accepted as long as it doesn't have any chocolate on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

she left me alone here today

nah,they are hobnobs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"she left me alone here today

nah,they are hobnobs

No thanks....share them out elsewhere though

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Whats yours...but is used mostly by others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats yours...but is used mostly by others "

your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"she left me alone here today

nah,they are hobnobs

No thanks....share them out elsewhere though "

fussy fecker

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"she left me alone here today

nah,they are hobnobs

No thanks....share them out elsewhere though

fussy fecker

Can't eat to much sugar fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"she left me alone here today

nah,they are hobnobs

No thanks....share them out elsewhere though

fussy fecker

Can't eat to much sugar fecker

oh!my sincere apologies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have me today,

Tomorrow you'll have more

As your time passes,

I'm not easy to store

I don't take up space,

But I'm only in one place

I am what you saw,

But not what you see.

What am I?

now,be sensible

Memories?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have me today,

Tomorrow you'll have more

As your time passes,

I'm not easy to store

I don't take up space,

But I'm only in one place

I am what you saw,

But not what you see.

What am I?

now,be sensible

Memories?"

correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sits in the corner but travels the world?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sits in the corner but travels the world?"

a stamp...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sits in the corner but travels the world?"

A stamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

Pencil lead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

Pencil lead"

correct!...

want another apple?biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?"

Thats me as far as I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?"

your nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Thats me as far as I know

lol...thats a good one

dribbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

your nose

ding ding .....you just won a cock pic

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A man leaves his apartment every morning at 8.00am

He lives on the 20th floor and it takes him 3 mins from his door to the outside world

He gets home at 6 every evening and gets the lift to the 7th floor and it takes him 25 mins to walk the rest of the way

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man leaves his apartment every morning at 8.00am

He lives on the 20th floor and it takes him 3 mins from his door to the outside world

He gets home at 6 every evening and gets the lift to the 7th floor and it takes him 25 mins to walk the rest of the way

Why?"

He is a dwarf and can only reach the 7th floor button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?"

A newspaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

correct......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

your nose

ding ding .....you just won a cock pic

"
for feck sake!!!i have few of them on my mail alread

i will be cock rich

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

" I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Thats me as far as I know

lol...thats a good one

dribbler

I'm a footballer....i dribble before I shoot

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A man leaves his apartment every morning at 8.00am

He lives on the 20th floor and it takes him 3 mins from his door to the outside world

He gets home at 6 every evening and gets the lift to the 7th floor and it takes him 25 mins to walk the rest of the way

Why?

He is a dwarf and can only reach the 7th floor button"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimbo loves the moon, but hates the stars. He appreciates a set titties, but isn't keen on breasts. He'll take a look, but doesn't like to stare. What's Jimbo's craic?

This is an easy one, feel free to add some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sits in the corner but travels the world?

a stamp...

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You stick your poles inside me.You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

What am i?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"You stick your poles inside me.You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

What am i?

Tent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You stick your poles inside me.You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

What am i?

Tent "

correct...

biscuit?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?...

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By *aton28Man
over a year ago

galway/mayo

Chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chewing gum "

correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can touch me,

You can break me,

You should win me if you want to be mine.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A heart"

that was quick...

correct ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?

Violin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?

Violin"

correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Washing machine?"

no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vacuum cleaner "

correct...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Death "

yes...

im running out of them slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What sweets do geologists like?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"What sweets do geologists like?

Rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iced Gems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sweets do geologists like?

Rock "

close...rock candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees and rivers with no fish...what am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees and rivers with no fish...what am I?"

a map

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

A tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

A tree"

correct...

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By *ary-JaneWoman
over a year ago

mid ulster

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me,you haven't got me.

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By *ary-JaneWoman
over a year ago

mid ulster

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me,you haven't got me. "

Mary-Jane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

secret...

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By *ary-JaneWoman
over a year ago

mid ulster

Well done

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By *ary-JaneWoman
over a year ago

mid ulster

He has married many a woman,but never been married. Who is he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has married many a woman,but never been married. Who is he ?"

A priest

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By *ary-JaneWoman
over a year ago

mid ulster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what your giggling about?

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