FabSwingers.com forum: SO, YOU'RE STANDING AT THE PEARLY GATES...

By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Envision this situation...

A mysterious something has taken hold of the planet

or at least a meet & greet that got a little too friendly

...wiping out all the Fabbers as we shed our mortal coil

and float up to the freshly painted wrought Iron pearly gates...

Now,

St. Peter is sitting down on his little wet cloud

shaking his head with the utterance of

"Dear oh dear oh dear God"

...How would you explain your little time

& dalliances on FAB to him???

Remember, he knows ALL, yes ALL the crazy

sh*t we... I mean some (not me

..) of us got up to...

Please stand now & plead your case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do with Peter what I do with the ladies of fab... and get him to tell me why I should enter his gates.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be like feck this I haven't even started enjoying fab ye can feck right off if you think I'm going through any gates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Im not going anywhere without glitter and lipstick and id tell peter to get off his cloud and have a bit of fun for himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of your fecking business you sanctimonious prick... Let's talk about all the child killing and abusing and see who comes off as more morally dubious?!"

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I'll do with Peter what I do with the ladies of fab... and get him to tell me why I should enter his gates....."

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Fooking Legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do with Peter what I do with the ladies of fab..."

Yes, officer, that's him. Right over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The leprechauns made me do it horse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

Dear St Peter, Im not sure if this is the right place for me but if you can give a free pass to one of my friends, I dont mind to spend my eternal life in Hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer is destined for Hades

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

There's a pair of you in it

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

There's a pair of you in it

Louise is nothing without Thelma...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

There's a pair of you in it

Louise is nothing without Thelma..."

Best getaway driver RB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

There's a pair of you in it

Double trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell Peter; you're very welcome for the show dear, ya durty perv watching everythin! now open up those gates if youd like to see another

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

There's a pair of you in it

Louise is nothing without Thelma...

Best getaway driver RB

Ah well now I'm innocent in all this

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Come to Sligo

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Come to Sligo "

Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Come to Sligo

Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all

Yep

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Come to Sligo

Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all

You couldn't fecking find Sligo unless I was with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Come to Sligo

Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all

You couldn't fecking find Sligo unless I was with you!"

Don't worry I'll go pick them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Definitely another one

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Its wasn't me , I was just keeping Bo company

You can keep me company anytime

Road trip once all this is over

Come to Sligo

Ah jaysus do ya think Sligo would handle us all

You couldn't fecking find Sligo unless I was with you!"

Good point mind you I would to drive in Belfast so I'd have some hope

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I'd tell Peter; you're very welcome for the show dear, ya durty perv watching everythin! now open up those gates if youd like to see another

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Bit of reverse psychology

Good angle...

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I’ll use the age old trick of slipping the hand to get what I want. No questions asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno what you're on about OP. He'd only be too happy to let a good girl like me in!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'd ask him to sell it to me.

Hey Peter, I have options here.

Give me an idea of what's behind those gates first.

Have a coffee while we chat, why don't you, whilst you explain, in detail, what's better beyond your gates, as opposed to the other gaff.

Then I'll consider it

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I dunno what you're on about OP. He'd only be too happy to let a good girl like me in!

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...Yes, both of us so

his two favourite virgins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno what you're on about OP. He'd only be too happy to let a good girl like me in!

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...Yes, both of us so

his two favourite virgins

Pfft. Everyone knows you're a tramp!

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

But but but St Peter... Is it still a sin if they never replied???

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I dunno what you're on about OP. He'd only be too happy to let a good girl like me in!

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...Yes, both of us so

his two favourite virgins

Pfft. Everyone knows you're a tramp!

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Ohhhh cheeks on... I mean cheek of you!

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Look Pete, us saints have an understanding

We know that women need to be loved

and I was just there to provide a service

As for what that woman

put me through

and what you had to see

I think you need

confession and a decade of the rosary

So, Petey tell Saint Tim

EVERYTHING you saw

and could you say it in a nice french accent

while you're at it too!"

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By *ireandsaltCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Peter, great to meet you. Please don’t take offence but I’m obviously lost, can you direct me to where the fun guys are supposed to be? Thanks a bunch. I already do miss those sanctimonious do gooders with their airs and graces.

Toodles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These 10 travellers all arrived at the Pearly gates and wanted to get into Heaven at the same time ,St.Peter told them to wait as he'd have to go and ask God if that was allowed , so after a while discussing it ,God decided it would be ok ,so St.Peter returned to tell them that it would be ok but returned to God and said .." they're gone "!!..." " What..all 10 "?? said God..." No..the fucking gates " replied St.Peter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Envision this situation...

A mysterious something has taken hold of the planet

or at least a meet & greet that got a little too friendly

...wiping out all the Fabbers as we shed our mortal coil

and float up to the freshly painted wrought Iron pearly gates...

Now,

St. Peter is sitting down on his little wet cloud

shaking his head with the utterance of

"Dear oh dear oh dear God"

...How would you explain your little time

& dalliances on FAB to him???

Remember, he knows ALL, yes ALL the crazy

sh*t we... I mean some (not me

..) of us got up to...

Please stand now & plead your case...

I have a golden ticket in my hand already

I dont need to worry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... If he already knows everything there is little to say....

I still think I'll get my way in despite the sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She told me to do it

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I'm just at the gate to pick up few fallen angels, they are taking a ride with me on a highway to Hell

And it was a long walk up this stairway to heaven Peter so be a sport and get a bottle of water for me.

Make sure it's sparkling not holy , don't want to set your office on fire .

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