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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you say when someone breaches social distancing?

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Beat them with my newly acquired 2m social distancing staff (tm)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Was buying a tv last weekend in Harvey Norman

Keeping 2m from the woman in front and some bloke just walks in behind her

The 2 of us had a go at him and he couldn't understand why

I was polite but feck me some people are just thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote from Dirty dancing!!!

"This is my space, that is your space, i dont go into your space, you dont come into mine"

Do they listen????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beat them with my newly acquired 2m social distancing staff (tm) "

You can do that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quote from Dirty dancing!!!

"This is my space, that is your space, i dont go into your space, you dont come into mine"

Do they listen????"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right!

Here's the thing you are queuing waiting for whatever.

You respect the distance, standing 2 metres back!

Then some cocksucker waltzes up and skips cos there's a 2 metre gap that was never there before

Oi!! Fuck off

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Don't say anything ,just cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just slap them, across the face, hard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY

Actually that's a genius idea

Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente

Works every time

Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long "

You've done this before!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we just slap them, across the face, hard?"

Yes it's the new law

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And another thing!

Slow walkers fuck off

You now need a 2 metre overtaking allowance

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we just slap them, across the face, hard?

Yes it's the new law "

Class!!

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Beat them with my newly acquired 2m social distancing staff (tm)

You can do that? "

Fucked if I know but some lads ask for more so it mightn’t be the most effective strategy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "

Come closer

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves


"Right!

Here's the thing you are queuing waiting for whatever.

You respect the distance, standing 2 metres back!

Then some cocksucker waltzes up and skips cos there's a 2 metre gap that was never there before

Oi!! Fuck off "

Happened to me yesterday in dunnes, i was waiting behind the yellow line as you do.. Several people just walking up to the tills because they look empty. Thankfully the cashier was in no mood and she ate the head off several people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY

Actually that's a genius idea

Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente

Works every time

Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long

You've done this before! "

Face mask, disposable gloves and sanitiser hahahaha Today in the florist shop Priceless how people behave. I had a choice to choose anything I wanted.

Love corvid actually

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I ask them their fab id, cause they are probably a member of here.

ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have used " if my foot can kick your arse your too close" numpties in dunnes don't understand the lines on the ground, at least the staff are telling people off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right!

Here's the thing you are queuing waiting for whatever.

You respect the distance, standing 2 metres back!

Then some cocksucker waltzes up and skips cos there's a 2 metre gap that was never there before

Oi!! Fuck off

Happened to me yesterday in dunnes, i was waiting behind the yellow line as you do.. Several people just walking up to the tills because they look empty. Thankfully the cashier was in no mood and she ate the head off several people. "

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

What is a queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat them with a shity terry cloth nappy ....

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I wear a sing now on my back .

"If you can read this , you're too close so GET THE FUCK BACK"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Souped up cattle prod..discharge 2500 volts...that'll learn 'em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Souped up cattle prod..discharge 2500 volts...that'll learn 'em"

This is no time for soup E

Corona Croutons

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY

Actually that's a genius idea

Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente

Works every time

Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long

You've done this before!

Face mask, disposable gloves and sanitiser hahahaha Today in the florist shop Priceless how people behave. I had a choice to choose anything I wanted.

Love corvid actually "

You looked funny btw! Especially wearing the funny hat! Hahahaha

Can you buy me one please? Gracias

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere


"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "

I think my boss is that person. He's gonna get a kick in the ghoolies if he don't stop. So that's what I'd do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never seen so many people walking on the streets in Lucan and Leixlip... Damn freaks spreading this virus around.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The biggest problem is people's spacial awareness. Some overestimate what 6 inches means and some use sky remotes as a measuring tool or to be more precise a tool measure.

Based on that, 2 metres is going to leave a hell of a gap......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest problem is people's spacial awareness. Some overestimate what 6 inches means and some use sky remotes as a measuring tool or to be more precise a tool measure.

Based on that, 2 metres is going to leave a hell of a gap...... "

Theres an experiment in that - how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"i have used " if my foot can kick your arse your too close" numpties in dunnes don't understand the lines on the ground, at least the staff are telling people off"

Love the foot can kick arse

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I've gotta raise my hands, gonna stand my ground

I say, hey, have a nice day

Have a nice day

Have a nice day

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "

I speak with a cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies with irish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the c word as nicely as I can

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I wear a dirty brown mac and leave my knob hanging out. Nobody comes within even ten metres.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Away tae fuck

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Instead of being rude I will start singing

Police “Don’t stand so close to me “

Realistically me singling will keep social distancing above and beyond the guidelines

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "

Im not often in the shop but if am I do not see people around me.

Why to be rude?

Just smile, cover your mouth and cough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres "

Approximately 10

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10 "

Did you measure already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY

Actually that's a genius idea

Coughing whilst speaking in an Italiano accente

Works every time

Also get yourself a mask, keep it in your pocket until someone skips you. Then stick it on and wait for the person to look around (they always do) once they spot the mask they wont be in the que for very long

You've done this before!

Face mask, disposable gloves and sanitiser hahahaha Today in the florist shop Priceless how people behave. I had a choice to choose anything I wanted.

Love corvid actually "

Yup I wear a mask and keeps everyone the fuck away from me I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10

Did you measure already? "

From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres

Do the math!

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10

Did you measure already?

From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres

Do the math! "

I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10

Did you measure already?

From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres

Do the math!

I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know "

Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10

Did you measure already?

From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres

Do the math!

I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know

Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now "

Can you measure it as well?

I do not have Sky

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

I told 2 people the other day to fuck off because they would not keep there distance theres still people out there that wont keep there distance seen 2 people this morning nearly bumping into each other too busy looking at there phones

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By *lassicpMan
over a year ago

Kerry


"Can we just slap them, across the face, hard?"

You must have long arms 2m distance

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By *usketeerMan
over a year ago

Kerry


"I say nothing; just start coughing and moaning as if sick REALLY LOUDLY "

Hahaha this is for sure the most effective way these days lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10

Did you measure already?

From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres

Do the math!

I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know

Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now

Can you measure it as well?

I do not have Sky "

Its alot smaller than the standard remote Shhmokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many sky remotes do you need to make 2 metres

Approximately 10

Did you measure already?

From tip to tip the standard Sky Remote is approximately 20 centimetres

Do the math!

I dont have sky remote but thanks for letting me know

Not to be mistaken with the new Sky Q remote now

Can you measure it as well?

I do not have Sky

Its alot smaller than the standard remote Shhmokes "

Hahahahaha

#naughty

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

I settle for a passive-aggressive stare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I settle for a passive-aggressive stare"

It's armegeddon!! A stare won't cut it

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "

I carry my dessert eagle BB gun on me all the time just in case someone gets in my space and yes it's fully loaded I just need to fire so my words would probably be down the lines of yippy ki yay mutha fucka

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

As the old saying goes...

"Speak softly and carry a big... c*ck"

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"

As the old saying goes...

"Speak softly and carry a big... c*ck"

"

-------------

Unfortunately some of us, eh ehh I mean men

can only speak softly though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you say when someone breaches social distancing? "

Poke them with a 2m stick, then tell them to bend over and give them some punishment....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So far this Italian accent is working wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just walk away, as it's totally pointless trying to reason with an imbecile

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By *arefacedMan
over a year ago

dublin


"I wear a dirty brown mac and leave my knob hanging out. Nobody comes within even ten metres. "

That would be real popular on the fabguys site

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