FabSwingers.com forum: World Joke day.....

By *olm_irish OP Man
over a year ago

Clonee

I here it world joke day... personally I'm one of those who can't remember a joke 30 seconds after I here it! Lol but I do love a good joke so let be hearing them??

P.s covid 19 jokes are banned!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

That took about 5 reads to get ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father had the heart if a lion.......

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

That took about 5 reads to get ffs"

Haha funny though eh

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By *olm_irish OP Man
over a year ago

Clonee

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

That took about 5 reads to get ffs

Haha funny though eh"

Don't mind him Foxy...very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

That took about 5 reads to get ffs

Haha funny though eh

Don't mind him Foxy...very good

Oi!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll never forget what my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket....

He said “Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

Hahahaha even tho I had to read it a few times.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

Hahahaha even tho I had to read it a few times."

Really had me in stitches this morning

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

Now that's funny as fuk

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

Now that's funny as fuk

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Stolen but has made me laugh so much this morning

There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

Hahahaha even tho I had to read it a few times.

Really had me in stitches this morning"

Boom Boom ;got it eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up this morning with a steering wheel in my pants...dunno how it got there but its driving me nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Robertoooo

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By *outheastbyeMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Conjunctivitis.com now theres a site for sore eyes!

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By *olm_irish OP Man
over a year ago

Clonee

"Conjunctivitis.com now theres a site for sore eyes!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Two cows in a field.

One says "moooo" .

The other says "Jesus, I was just about to say that"

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

To cows in a field. One of the turns to the other and says

"Baa."

The other one says

"Are you learning a foreign language?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two cows in a field.

One says "moooo" .

The other says "Jesus, I was just about to say that"

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hahahahaha

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

What bees produce milk?

Boobies

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink the barman says sorry we don't serve food here....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Was in the bank this morning and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance so i pushed her over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in the bank this morning and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance so i pushed her over

Hahahaha fuck that shouldn't be so funny

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By *outheastbyeMan
over a year ago

Waterford

The advantages of easy origami are two fold

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By *outheastbyeMan
over a year ago

Waterford

I decided to sell my Hoover... it was just collecting dust

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I don't like my step ladder half as much as I like my real ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends told us that he knows one of us in our wee social circle is gay.

I so hope it's John, he's super hot with a cute ass

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By *olm_irish OP Man
over a year ago

Clonee

"Was in the bank this morning and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance so i pushed her over

Hahahaha fuck that shouldn't be so funny

Agree but it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished reading the Oxford Dictionary....tirns out the zebra did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished reading the Oxford Dictionary....tirns out the zebra did it."

I don't get it.

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

What is moby dicks dads name?

Papa boner :p

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine.""

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By *1000Man
over a year ago

athlone

Only took me half a hour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished reading the Oxford Dictionary....tirns out the zebra did it.

I don't get it.

Contact me...I'll draw ya a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished reading the Oxford Dictionary....tirns out the zebra did it.

I don't get it.

Contact me...I'll draw ya a picture

LOL

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

My poor grandad died while cleaning the upstairs windows! I'll never forget his last words to me...."fuck off away from me ladder"!

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

D'ya hear the one about the magic cow? .....it went down the road and turned into a field.

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By *elfastman..Man
over a year ago

belfast

3 nuns in a shower which 1 is the alcoholic?

The 1 with the black bush....

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

What's red and invisible. No tomatoes.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"What's red and invisible. No tomatoes. "
Farmers daughters are easy do you know why ? They can't keep their caves together lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

My heart sank as I came home from work and saw the plumber's van parked in our drive.

Thankfully though, he was just in there shagging the wife and there was no expensive leak

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

" My heart sank as I came home from work and saw the plumber's van parked in our drive.

Thankfully though, he was just in there shagging the wife and there was no expensive leak"
wife was wet am sure of that and some cleaning up for you to do ,Plus steamed up windows too mmm

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By *olm_irish OP Man
over a year ago

Clonee

"What's red and invisible. No tomatoes. Farmers daughters are easy do you know why ? They can't keep their caves together lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cows in a field, one says "have you heard about this mad cows disease?"

The other one says "Holy fuck!, a talking cow!"

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Two cows in a field, one says to the other "have you heard about this new mad cows disease?"

The other one says, "Ya! thank goodness we're ducks".

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By *untimecouple36Couple
over a year ago

allover

Why don't cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Chopping up onions brought tears to my eyes.....damn I loved that dog!!!

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