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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...has been exposed to Covid 19..the virus is in 14 day quarantine..

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He turned 80 the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He turned 80 the other day

You think people are panicing now.....

Imagine if it kills Chuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He turned 80 the other day

You think people are panicing now.....

Imagine if it kills Chuck...."

Dont be silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh save me chuck

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Chick Norris has been dead for 5years but death is too afraid to tell him

Fecking love Chuck Norris jokes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Chuck Norris in the guise of Walker Texas Ranger and I will crush you like a bug

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"I am Chuck Norris in the guise of Walker Texas Ranger and I will crush you like a bug "

Feel free

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"Chick Norris has been dead for 5years but death is too afraid to tell him

Fecking love Chuck Norris jokes!! "

Apparently he lost his virginity before his father did

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Chick Norris has been dead for 5years but death is too afraid to tell him

Fecking love Chuck Norris jokes!!

Apparently he lost his virginity before his father did"

And he built the hospital he was born in

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I hear chuck norris knows victorias secret

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Chuck Norris can hear the colour 9

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Death once had a near chuck norris experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once threw a boomerang...but it was too afraid to come back

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Van Damme died and went to Heaven. On arrival he noticed Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris giving an exhibition.

Confused, he asked, "Has Chuck Norris died also?"

Bruce Lee replied, "No, this is God. He just thinks he's Chuck Norris."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)"

Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)

Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus

Or Superman and Clark Kent...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)

Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus

Or Superman and Clark Kent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)

Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus

Or Superman and Clark Kent...

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wait clark kent is snufflepogos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)

Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus

Or Superman and Clark Kent...

wait clark kent is snufflepogos"

More importantly does this mean Big Bird has a weakness to Kryptonite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever seen Kaizer and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time

Bit like Big Bird and Snuffleupagos (wrong spelling I know)

Exactly like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus

Or Superman and Clark Kent...

wait clark kent is snufflepogos

More importantly does this mean Big Bird has a weakness to Kryptonite?

Just poorly selected bird seed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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By *oreignaffairKKMan
over a year ago

Between CW and KK

Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity.

Twice.

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By *oreignaffairKKMan
over a year ago

Between CW and KK

Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the 7th day God rested....Chuck Norris took over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded."

I burst out laughing there, now a colleague is watching me carefully through the glass door of my office

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

chuck norris is the pnly person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every night before he goes to bed, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris is probably one of the fittest 80 year olds on the planet, so hopefully his immune system will kick the shit out of the corona virus.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Chuck Norris recently visited The Virgin Islands.

They are now known as The Islands.

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