FabSwingers.com forum: Bad driving

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toyota drivers

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Wtf are you waiting on? Christmas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's he waiting for inspiration ? Drive on ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ... it's not a rolls Royce your driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd fit a bus through there.....

Sorry were we talking about driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of a day-cent caaaarrrrr!!!

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By *reddieRaeCouple
over a year ago

Banbridge

Collect 20 crisp packets for a license, aye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go fuck yourself sideways you poxy motherfucker!!! *continues yelling speaking in tounges*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you cocksucker solves most road rage issues

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Nissan Micra f**king typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be from the south"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Must be from the south"

Must be from the north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats stopping on the main road to let people out of side roads to turn right. OBSTRUCTION !!!!!!!

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Oh look, the new model BMW/ merc/ AUDI ( pattern forming) -indicators must be an optional extra or the fucker don't know how to use em

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Dim your goddamn lights you blind old bint

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By *lavemale66Man
over a year ago

Carlow

"Oh look, the new model BMW/ merc/ AUDI ( pattern forming) -indicators must be an optional extra or the fucker don't know how to use em"

Most of them couldn't afford the indicators, arrogant dimwits.

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

"What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there"

I like your honesty admitting you're a bad driver with your indicators and foul language at other drivers. For drivers like you, there is help available. If you contact the RSA they will gladly point you in the right direction to retrain you with your bad motoring habits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah this must be the new cars out now where fucking indicators cost extra. Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out for a fucking Sunday drive on a Thurs.asshole. Happens alot down here by the coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you get out of the overtaking lane (as they are doing 80 with a line of traffic behind them)

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Another woman driver

What!!! the rest of ye where thinking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY IS HE DRIVING UP MY HOLE.

Indicators drive me mental too.

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By *entle giant2017Man
over a year ago

kerry

You would not drive a hungry donkey into a field of carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would not drive a hungry donkey into a field of carrots"

Aiii... down to Kerry for the best one yet. Brillant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read the post.... i thought it was BAD DIVING .... and i thought wtf .... lol spitting hairs out two minutes in lol

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Coming up behind a slow driver and thinking "s/he is driving like they have no where to go and all day to get there "

Waiting impatiently for a driver to pull out at a junction "what the hell are you waiting for - a feckin written invitation?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/03/20 23:39:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop sitting in the middle lane, ffs that just drives me nuts

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By *ymbunny35Woman
over a year ago

Cork

Did you get your license in a lucky bag ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my regular ones.

How many fkn lanes to you need?

Move the fuc over.... te fuc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there

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let me guess you drive at about 60 in a 100 zone holding all the traffic up behind you cause you think you are a good safe driver

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

What the fuck are you waiting for a fucking invitation ?

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Ohhhh you're going to fly up the arse of me while i'm doing 120 in the overtaking lane whilst i'm proceeding to get by 2 cars and back into that lane?!......Brake test!!!

Are you driving Miss Daisy in that thing?!

Indicate ya prick ya!!

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

[Removed by poster at 06/03/20 01:04:25]

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

""Must be from the south"

Must be from the north

Watch it there B Us nordies have real driving licences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toyota drivers"

Excuse me nothing wrong with Toyota drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's beatable

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The light's green, fuckin' gooooo!!!!

I swear to God, some drivers in front at traffic lights must be like "Ah right, the light has turned green, ok emmmmm let me just put this clutch down here, right emmm ok now let's just put it into first gear here, ok and then emmm handbrake off, clutch up a bit, this here accelerator"

By the time they go through their whole daydreamy thought process and get through the light it has turned red again. CUNTS!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to drive that slow you shouldn't be driving!

A regular one in my wee home town.

I actually believe we should have to resist the test when we renew our licences. Some people forget how to drive safely.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 06/03/20 08:30:19]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Another woman driver

What!!! the rest of ye where thinking it

Came here to say that!

If it looks like a man I usually declare that it's either a transexual or a woman in disguise

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"IT WON'T GET ANY GREENER THAN THAT, FFS!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking move" oaps doing the limit

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Huge four wheel drive but can't even look out over the f@*$ing steering wheel...

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By *ireandsaltCouple
over a year ago

midlands

For fucks sake! I’ve been at faster funerals!!!

Fire (M)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toyota drivers"

Spot on.

Why is it that Yaris drivers never seem to be able to fit their car through the same size gap they just watched a Transit go through?

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

You'd park a ferry there...

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"What do you say most about bad driving mine is fucking indicators and for fuck sake you'd get an artic through there"

middle lane drivers on 3 Lane motorway. hold up all the traffic. really annoys me. and most drivers can't use a roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have called a guy on a push bike a " Dog fucking spunk trumpet that used a toilet brush to wash his teeth before sucking off his grandad Cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because he came up on the left of the HGV right in my blindspot at traffic lights and mugged me off for almost squashing him when the lights turned green

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Im not to clever at reversing.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Large percentage of male drivers who (a) dont know how to use an indicator (b) think nothing of side swiping you on a roundabout because they have fuck all clue how to use them (c) are in general complete wank bags who think they own the road because they are driving a bmw, audi, merc or a jeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large percentage of male drivers who (a) dont know how to use an indicator (b) think nothing of side swiping you on a roundabout because they have fuck all clue how to use them (c) are in general complete wank bags who think they own the road because they are driving a bmw, audi, merc or a jeep"

I top up my BMW Indicator fluid once a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaddya waitin' for...a fucking drum roll

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I top up my BMW Indicator fluid once a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what my tyremark would look like over the top of that fucking CYCLIST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cyclist on the m1 at the airport yesterday at least the cops got him.what do these lads be thinking of.

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By * am in Your DreamsMan
over a year ago

South

Women doing thier make up on the M50 in the morning WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane drivers on three lane motorways. If you are that lazy or just ignorant of how a motorway works.....do us all a favour and stay at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those drivers that come up in lane 3 on a motorway and cut into an off slip really boil my blood cause of alot of crashes.

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