FabSwingers.com forum: Self Isolation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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Tea bags

Netflix

Phone charger

And good WiFi

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

If it can hold off til next month, then a PS4 and the FF7 remake video game. 2 weeks should be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much maybe just plenty of tea bags, milk and Jessica Alba.

Like I said, I'm not asking for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron brew I better get some then but I always keep around a month of tinned food anyway. And as I did my normal big shop this morning am fully stocked in kitchen roll and bog roll for a month.

Oh I brought 4 packs of tic-tacs as they was on offer. I amalways buying them

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Just got two Italian salamis sent to me yesterday, yum!

So all I need is two big loafs of sourdough bread, Irish butter

, Barry's & milk.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

* loaves

Who bought all the pasta in Aldi? Shelves were cleared?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* loaves

Who bought all the pasta in Aldi? Shelves were cleared?

Shhhhh!!

Aizerkay eedsnay allyay ethay astapay

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

My favourite book to read on repeat, a tweezers, Diet Coke, my phone, charger and indoor plumbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd do very well with wine, chocolate and book's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Reruns of soccer's games as all will be postponed.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

am i on my own in this self isolation because 2 weeks without the kids sounds great

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Bring on the dancing girls... That'll do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is normal life for me during winter learning to trade and reading stuff...lol

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Agree with Kaiser, sky sports is a must and some lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it can hold off til next month, then a PS4 and the FF7 remake video game. 2 weeks should be enough"

Demos out have you tried it?

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Tea bags , porn hub, dildo and I'm all set..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"If it can hold off til next month, then a PS4 and the FF7 remake video game. 2 weeks should be enough

Demos out have you tried it?"

Nah, I’m going to hold out for the full game. It’s been 20 years in the making, I can surely wait another month.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Tea bags , porn hub, dildo and I'm all set.."

Bogladys company

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Corona can live on surfaces for up to 15 days, because the virus is live inside you for up to 2 weeks, then in 14 days you can cough all over your house, and the virus can live there for + 15 days, meaning you will spread it every time you leave the house.

Self isolation was done by china because it got out of control, if they could do it again and only had 6 cases they would have isolated people properly more.

Ireland is just cheap as fuck, cant even bother to isolate 6 people properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have netflix, weights and Tesco delivers. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corona can live on surfaces for up to 15 days, because the virus is live inside you for up to 2 weeks, then in 14 days you can cough all over your house, and the virus can live there for + 15 days, meaning you will spread it every time you leave the house.

Self isolation was done by china because it got out of control, if they could do it again and only had 6 cases they would have isolated people properly more.

Ireland is just cheap as fuck, cant even bother to isolate 6 people properly. "

You need a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jessica Alba"

Sadly the hottest woman on Earth is infected

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By *ireandsaltCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Self isolation was done by china because it got out of control, if they could do it again and only had 6 cases they would have isolated people properly more.

Ireland is just cheap as fuck, cant even bother to isolate 6 people properly. "

You hit the nail on the head!

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

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"Jessica Alba

Sadly the hottest woman on Earth is infected

"
you talking about Mary Lou??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six cases of Guinness, freezer full of meat, internet, laptop and Dirk. Could last years in isolation with the above list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jessica Alba

Sadly the hottest woman on Earth is infected

you talking about Mary Lou??"

The name is stated above

Kaizer don't know no Mary Lou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet paper, dog and cat food if I don't want to be eaten. Freezer is always stocked with dinners and veg. Lots of non-dairy milk which doesn't need refrigeration until opened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Six cases of Guinness, freezer full of meat, internet, laptop and Dirk. Could last years in isolation with the above list

Scurvy aside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I've self isolated myself for the last 25 years. Decide to put myself out there and the corona virus appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've self isolated myself for the last 25 years. Decide to put myself out there and the corona virus appears

Is this a confession?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've self isolated myself for the last 25 years. Decide to put myself out there and the corona virus appears

Is this a confession?

Not much to confess that's why I joined here

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Phone ,WiFi, booze ,chocolate and toilet roll .

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Phone ,WiFi, booze ,chocolate and toilet roll ."

That pretty much sums it up actually

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I think as long as I had cheese I’d be happy

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Pornhub and wipes

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I think as long as I had cheese I’d be happy

Damn, if only I wasn't circumcised!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think as long as I had cheese I’d be happy

Damn, if only I wasn't circumcised!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I think as long as I had cheese I’d be happy

Damn, if only I wasn't circumcised!

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose mass gatherings like gangbangs must be cancelled also!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agree with Kaiser, sky sports is a must and some lager

If we can get BT Sports and Premier on the package we're laughing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I think as long as I had cheese I’d be happy

Damn, if only I wasn't circumcised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Books, my vibrator, skincare aaaaaaaaand my phone + charger.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Slab of beer,snacks, sky sports and my toys bag

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Agree with Kaiser, sky sports is a must and some lager

If we can get BT Sports and Premier on the package we're laughing

What if more games are cancelled?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agree with Kaiser, sky sports is a must and some lager

If we can get BT Sports and Premier on the package we're laughing

What if more games are cancelled?

Theres a whole world of unaffected Sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree with Kaiser, sky sports is a must and some lager

If we can get BT Sports and Premier on the package we're laughing

What if more games are cancelled?

Theres a whole world of unaffected Sports

Be played behind closed doors. Imagine the atmosphere in anfield when they eventually lift the cup!!

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

God if I had to spend 2 weeks by myself I wouldn't last... I'd get on my own nerves after less than a week!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God if I had to spend 2 weeks by myself I wouldn't last... I'd get on my own nerves after less than a week!!!

I can't think of anything better than 2 weeks on my own!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps4...kindle... lots of food Im sorted.

Actually I feel a big of a cough coming on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Question:

Will Justeat.ie deliver to self isolated human beings?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Question:

Will Justeat.ie deliver to self isolated human beings?

Why don’t you order something and find out.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Question:

Will Justeat.ie deliver to self isolated human beings?

Why don’t you order something and find out. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question:

Will Justeat.ie deliver to self isolated human beings?

Why don’t you order something and find out. "

Because this is a hypothetical thread and that would cause mass pandemonium

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Question:

Will Justeat.ie deliver to self isolated human beings?

Why don’t you order something and find out.

Because this is a hypothetical thread and that would cause mass pandemonium

Oh well hypothetically yes they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question:

Will Justeat.ie deliver to self isolated human beings?

Why don’t you order something and find out.

Because this is a hypothetical thread and that would cause mass pandemonium

Oh well hypothetically yes they do

Awesome

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

Wine and internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Welcome back Smokey x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Hey Smokey. Good to see you again.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Welcome back smokey you were missed xxxxx

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By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

For the first time

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Welcome back darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Welcome back, you were missed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Traveling miles to self isolate kinda defeats the purpose Smokey

Also the biggest of Welcome backs SSS

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Vodka treats and my hubby,

Fab to perv on

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

The thought of getting isolated with Kaizer for 2 weeks brought you back, did it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

The thought of getting isolated with Kaizer for 2 weeks brought you back, did it?"

Only in her wildest dreams

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By *og2018Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Heaps of crisps, pizza, wine, cider, chocolate and cheese. If im going to be in quarantine I'm going to enjoy it at the very least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

Traveling miles to self isolate kinda defeats the purpose Smokey

Also the biggest of Welcome backs SSS"

Who said i have to travel far away. Im far away from the civilisation.

Thank you to you all for all messages and prayers you have sent to Petite Rosy. She forwarded them all.

Im back for a while

for annoying Kaizer of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

The thought of getting isolated with Kaizer for 2 weeks brought you back, did it?"

No. I was thinking about YOU.

We can have video chats with Kaizer and annoy him time to time playing I Spy game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

The thought of getting isolated with Kaizer for 2 weeks brought you back, did it?

Only in her wildest dreams

You wont know about them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is the Doomsday, just make sure you fck enjoy life (in a honest fun way), at all circumstances in life not only these times... Fck a lot, leave home and meet someone cool... Or keep wanking alone if you wish

Play safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Covid-19 aka Corona is running rampant (hypothetically).

You have been instructed to self isolate for 2 weeks!

What do you need to survive?

Kaizer thinks Sky Sports is must

Tonns of books and somebody for cuddles, loads of food and bit of whiskey. And it must be somewhere far far far away

The thought of getting isolated with Kaizer for 2 weeks brought you back, did it?

Only in her wildest dreams

You wont know about them!

Thank funk for that

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