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I'm back! And there's a lot of negativity here so....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is a sweet offer darling and I hope you get taken up on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is the hero we deserve but not the one we need right now....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What an offer so very kind of you your inbox will be flooded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been many a dark knight recently, OP, but with any luck you'll show them the light!

Hopefully you have Gotham flooding your inbox taking you up on such a kind offer.

The negativity should soon be on the Wayne with you around.

...taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's been many a dark knight recently, OP, but with any luck you'll show them the light!

Hopefully you have Gotham flooding your inbox taking you up on such a kind offer.

The negativity should soon be on the Wayne with you around.

...taxi! "

What a Joker....

And you thought it couldnt get any worse....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though. "

And what's wrong with spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though. "

You must have a lot of free time in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weekend is gonna be busy lad

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though.

You must have a lot of free time in your hands "

His hands are gna have alot more than time on them IJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though.

You must have a lot of free time in your hands

His hands are gna have alot more than time on them IJ "

So thats why everywhere is sold out of hand sanatiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen Batman ski before

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though.

You must have a lot of free time in your hands

His hands are gna have alot more than time on them IJ

So thats why everywhere is sold out of hand sanatiser"

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though. "

Noy all heroes wear capes.. Although in the current health climate, he may want to consider rubber cloves and a mask..

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Is the service being extended to ladies?

“I feel negative,

Oh so negative,

I feel negative and b*tchy and sh*te

And I pity

Any girl who isn’t me tonight”

(Sang to the tune of “I feel pretty”!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you come within an asses roar of Kaizer with your wanking ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the service being extended to ladies?

“I feel negative,

Oh so negative,

I feel negative and b*tchy and sh*te

And I pity

Any girl who isn’t me tonight”

(Sang to the tune of “I feel pretty”!)

"

Im seriously rethinking my post on the 14 day Quarantine thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're leaving it to you to up the moral of the forums and bring everyone back to their happy places

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"We're leaving it to you to up the moral of the forums and bring everyone back to their happy places"

Who is gona help us girls get back on top form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha legend this post made my day spread the positivity

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Is the service being extended to ladies?

“I feel negative,

Oh so negative,

I feel negative and b*tchy and sh*te

And I pity

Any girl who isn’t me tonight”

(Sang to the tune of “I feel pretty”!)

Im seriously rethinking my post on the 14 day Quarantine thread... "

Oh honey once you hear my dulcet tones death would be the happiest release!

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry


".... I personally volunteer to wank off any of the incels, idiots, cockwombles or munters bitching, whinging and moaning here so they can get a bitta relief.

ThePaintedBull knows how to be a team player lads. Ya gotta supply your own hand cream though.

Noy all heroes wear capes.. Although in the current health climate, he may want to consider rubber cloves and a mask.. "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Do lady's wank

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do lady's wank "

Can you elabiarate?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Do lady's wank

Can you elabiarate?"

Wank is such a masculine word do lady's not fiddle

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Do lady's wank

Can you elabiarate?

Wank is such a masculine word do lady's not fiddle "

Mind u i have held the female clit between fore finger and thumb mind u i couldnt really say i got a good stroke going

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

And what's wrong with spit "

Excuse me Sir, I am hand-whore with standards.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do lady's wank

Can you elabiarate?

Wank is such a masculine word do lady's not fiddle

Mind u i have held the female clit between fore finger and thumb mind u i couldnt really say i got a good stroke going "

I suppose the term I have heard used most is to ‘flick the bean’ and yes we do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Proof "

Ohh you can’t see my vids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I suppose the term I have heard used most is to ‘flick the bean’ and yes we do it "

Ladies do indeed wank. And they have many volunteers willing to wank them off. This offer is limited to those frustrated little men who vent their anger here oh so often. I'll even paint me nails for ya lads. Cherry red. Saucy.

(personally I prefer the euphemism - playing with the little man in the canoe - but that's just me!! )

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