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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe "

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Snicking back to freezer potatoes removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So am I supposed to wait for them to thaw? Like I have nothing better to do with my time?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Thanks for the warning although my homegrown spuds are too big for such shenanigans anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats my evening up in smoke....

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe "

Just stick with carrots and parsnips and you will be golden lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe

Just stick with carrots and parsnips and you will be golden lol "

Brings a hole new meaning to roasties

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Where do you get frozen potatoes?

Asking for a friend.

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Does that include sweet potatoes

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Well fuck that anyway, now what I'm supposed to do? Eat the fucking things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do you get frozen potatoes?

Asking for a friend. "

Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any brand of spud in particular? Have a few roosters here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any brand of spud in particular? Have a few roosters here"

Id advise you feel them first... dunnes do a nice prepeeled bag.....

I mean......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any brand of spud in particular? Have a few roosters here

Id advise you feel them first... dunnes do a nice prepeeled bag.....

I mean......"

Might be safer wrapped though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the warning although my homegrown spuds are too big for such shenanigans anyway. "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this apply to all frozen vegetables?

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area

Roasties still good though???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this apply to all frozen vegetables? "

In a middle of doing the research.

If frozen peas aren't too - that'll be me seriously huffing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this apply to all frozen vegetables?

In a middle of doing the research.

If frozen peas aren't too - that'll be me seriously huffing! "

Just make sure you count them BEFORE you start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasties still good though???"

Think roasties are okay, as long as you lube them up with spit or coconut oil if you're posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this apply to all frozen vegetables?

In a middle of doing the research.

If frozen peas aren't too - that'll be me seriously huffing!

Just make sure you count them BEFORE you start"

Too late

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area


"Roasties still good though???

Think roasties are okay, as long as you lube them up with spit or coconut oil if you're posh "
you obviously don't know me.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe "

Why are Doctors attempting to put frozen potatoes up your bum in the first place..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe

Why are Doctors attempting to put frozen potatoes up your bum in the first place.."

Typical man - read a paragraph, turn it all upside down inside out - end up with a brand new fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasties still good though???

Think roasties are okay, as long as you lube them up with spit or coconut oil if you're posh you obviously don't know me."

Going dry???

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Don’t eat the hash browns

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area


"Roasties still good though???

Think roasties are okay, as long as you lube them up with spit or coconut oil if you're posh you obviously don't know me.

Going dry??? "
course not I'm a gravy man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasties still good though???

Think roasties are okay, as long as you lube them up with spit or coconut oil if you're posh you obviously don't know me.

Going dry??? course not I'm a gravy man"

See didn't even think about gravy - brown liquids around the bum area usually aren't a healthy sign (because frozen potatoes totally is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the hole potatoe then

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"Just read it on Facebook so it must be true - just wanted to raise awareness to prevent any accidents:

Doctors warned not to insert any frozen potatoes into your anus!

Mine and Dirks plans are fucked now anyway :/

Stay safe "
There's the proof....spuds are shite!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snicking back to freezer potatoes removed "

You put them back in the freezer after you had them up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco frozen potatoes are ok. After all.. Every Little Helps

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Would chips be in same warning....

You've had your chips, now shove them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when spuds in..

don a long string vest ..

great way to make home cut chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roosters are continuing their dominance in the potato market, accounting for almost 60pc of sales in 2019.

But while new market research shows that potato consumption in Ireland has been steady over the past five years, the area of potatoes planted here in 2019 was the second lowest on record, after 2018.

There was also a further decrease in the plantings of traditional varieties such as Kerr's Pink and Golden Wonder.

As part of a drive to boost potato consumption, Bord Bia has launched a promotional campaign targeting younger consumers.

"This campaign will run for the next three years targeting the way potatoes are perceived and fit into the lifestyles and aspirations of millennials, and also communicating the health benefits of potatoes," said Bord Bia spokesperson Lorcan Bourke

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By *uittopMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Aubergines don't need freezing, potatoes are such an irregular shape.

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