FabSwingers.com forum: Accidental parked at dogging spot

By *iwh01 OP Man
over a year ago

mullingar

Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Turns out it is a dogging area after a little googling the following day. 2 cars were acting funny and she asked me to move so after we had ate I did move. (I have went dogging elsewhere once before )

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her

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By *argus12Man
over a year ago

meath dublin / london

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her "

My advice would be get another pizza and head back with her, turn on the lights, put the window down and watch her suck some guy off while you sit back and enjoy the pizza but be kind and offer her and the guy a slice too. You never know, they might return the favour and give you a slice of the action too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get all on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get all on it"

She able for a 12inch?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her "

The answer is in the question... Head back together

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By *oc.fdbMan
over a year ago

Birr

Where's the spot

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Guess she's the kinda girl who like all the toppings

Go for it buddy... good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if she not able for a 12 inch cut it in half and give her 6 inches twice..

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

OK, let's be honest here.. You know exactly how to play this and if you don't turn in your fab card! What you're actually doing is bragging that a girl invited you dogging

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By *ubJesseMan
over a year ago

by the sea

Pro Tip : No Jalapeño on the pizza

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By *iwh01 OP Man
over a year ago

mullingar

"OK, let's be honest here.. You know exactly how to play this and if you don't turn in your fab card! What you're actually doing is bragging that a girl invited you dogging

She has no idea what fab is or dogging. I went back to same area today during day time. She is warming up to idea now

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By *ollinrock77Man
over a year ago

mullingar

Enjoy dogging is good fun a couple of places around Mullingar not as many out as used to be but sometimes one gets lucky.

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By *iscokidMan
over a year ago

Cork County

Could be the start of something fun for ye both and shows she's openminded and interested in exploring the trill of dogging. Go for it

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Pro tip 2 - do have jalapeno on the pizza. Makes it much nicer in many ways

Go for it

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If she can't handle a Mizzoni's Mega wheel i would strongly reconsider!!

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By *eltic CplCouple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her "

Another horse shite story

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Whenever I am faced with the question of bringing my colleagues dogging or not the answer is always, why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, let's be honest here.. You know exactly how to play this and if you don't turn in your fab card! What you're actually doing is bragging that a girl invited you dogging

She has no idea what fab is or dogging. I went back to same area today during day time. She is warming up to idea now "

"Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her"

So first she has googled it all and wants to go back together....

Then she had no idea about dogging but is warming up to the idea.

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By *avingalook420Couple
over a year ago

belfast

The lucky bastard lol

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By *iwh01 OP Man
over a year ago

mullingar

Actually true. Would you like to verify with her ?

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her

Another horse shite story"

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"OK, let's be honest here.. You know exactly how to play this and if you don't turn in your fab card! What you're actually doing is bragging that a girl invited you dogging

Nail on the head there

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin told that story to the police many years ago when him and his girlfriend.

Was asked why they was sitting in a carpark at two in the morning.

They had put an old pizza box on the back seat.

And I even believed him . When his girlfriend told my other half and she told me the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually true. Would you like to verify with her ?

Is she on fab now aswell? That was a quick conversion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I knew wer d were in first place..lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, let's be honest here.. You know exactly how to play this and if you don't turn in your fab card! What you're actually doing is bragging that a girl invited you dogging

"
. Lol true. ????

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By *iwh01 OP Man
over a year ago

mullingar

One of the lakes in mullingar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually true. Would you like to verify with her ?

Is she on fab now aswell? That was a quick conversion

It could be true. He’s verified last week by a lady who’s joined a week too. I’ll have to send her a mail and see if she likes pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually true. Would you like to verify with her ?

Is she on fab now aswell? That was a quick conversion

It could be true. He’s verified last week by a lady who’s joined a week too. I’ll have to send her a mail and see if she likes pizza.

Proves nothing........

We all like pizza

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"My cousin told that story to the police many years ago when him and his girlfriend.

Was asked why they was sitting in a carpark at two in the morning.

They had put an old pizza box on the back seat.

And I even believed him . When his girlfriend told my other half and she told me the next day."

Cops always do this, ask questions you legally dont have to answer. They also lie a lot or try to engage you in conversation adding questions into the conversation to find out stuff about you.

Well unless youre an actual drug dealer or drug baron, then you just tell them to mind their own business and off they trot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cousin told that story to the police many years ago when him and his girlfriend.

Was asked why they was sitting in a carpark at two in the morning.

They had put an old pizza box on the back seat.

And I even believed him . When his girlfriend told my other half and she told me the next day.

Cops always do this, ask questions you legally dont have to answer. They also lie a lot or try to engage you in conversation adding questions into the conversation to find out stuff about you.

Well unless youre an actual drug dealer or drug baron, then you just tell them to mind their own business and off they trot."

Saying they lie is a bit of a stereotypical whataboutfuckery but if you’ve nothing to hide, why not answer the questions. You’d be surprised how much criminality is found out about a person by asking them some general questions but let’s not let anything get in the way of bullshit. Not every one is a criminal and not every one is treated like a criminal. Next you’ll be saying that drugs should be legal coz no one ever gets hurt buying a bit of .

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By *oxminxCouple
over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

"My cousin told that story to the police many years ago when him and his girlfriend.

Was asked why they was sitting in a carpark at two in the morning.

They had put an old pizza box on the back seat.

And I even believed him . When his girlfriend told my other half and she told me the next day.

Cops always do this, ask questions you legally dont have to answer. They also lie a lot or try to engage you in conversation adding questions into the conversation to find out stuff about you.

Well unless youre an actual drug dealer or drug baron, then you just tell them to mind their own business and off they trot."

We'd advise to avoid being smart if at all possible.

We were hassled whilst sat in the car having coffee one night at 11pm in the Curragh after leaving the cinema lol

A lone DickTective sped up to us headlights glaring in our eyes so I flashed the Dick back full beam.

Out the Dick got and waddled up to Mels window. Asked what we doing parked up.

I told him he just freaked us out by his agressive approach. Pissed me right off. So I asked what offence we had committed to warrant his aggresive approach. He made out it was an area for drug dealing. So we laughed and said nah, we don't do drugs. He didn't get any more response from us so he toddled off with himself to radio in and check pulse system.

I can only imagine he was quite amused by what he discovered after 30 years of carpark stops. His conversation to the station finished with us hearing him say...well put him down for a check here too lol

So now we will stick to simply having migranes and need to rest up before driving on

BTW OP ur post is a tad outlandish even for those of us with great imaginations but it gave us a giggle

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By *orkyterrierMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well said. My thoughts entirely

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

So the question is.. 'should you go dogging with your work colleague'?

I would suggest that's not a very clever idea. Go by yourself or with a girlfriend/fwb.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Just noticed this is a very old thread back from 15 weeks ago. I'm guessing he's gone and done it and is working somewhere else by now

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By *lytrucker32Man
over a year ago

Killeagh

"Just noticed this is a very old thread back from 15 weeks ago. I'm guessing he's gone and done it and is working somewhere else by now

You'd never know! Work colleagues can be single and exciting....or married and exciting

and well able to keep things quiet too if all parties are agreed.

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By *233Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Try tuna on your pizza very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the greyhound track in Mullingar they went back for the derby but it was cancelled due to Covid lockdown

Wery Woff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her "

I have a fair idea of where this is and it's a fairly busy spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her "

Wouldn't it be awkward at work? If not go for it i guess, personally speaking if it was a work colleague I wouldn't. Actually i wouldn't go dogging full stop, it's just not for me.

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan
over a year ago

city

I had a colleague once and it was very awkward because we didnt sleep with eachother - it was clear we both wanted it out of our system but she was married. It became an obvious attraction around the office.

As for the opening post. The colleague prob thought the OP parked there on purpose and welcomed the idea. In my experience, go for it before it festers

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

I'm always accidentally parking in dogging spots lol

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By *ollinrock77Man
over a year ago

mullingar

"One of the lakes in mullingar "
please don't give out locations hard enough as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and a female colleague (p/t employee) were late home from a working meeting the other evening and stopped for take away pizza in the midlands and pulled in up the road to eat it.

Now she has it all googled about lights on etc and is saying we should head back together. How do I play this out with her "

Acting funny? All I wanted was a slice of pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidental me arse. Accidentally on purpose to gauge the reaction

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By *ainted SlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Longford Town Area

Was it a pepperoni or did she prefer salami

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