FabSwingers.com forum: Roses are Red..

By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Violets are red

Everything is red

Fck, im on fire.

Give us your versions of the tradional valentines jingle

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

My roses are dead,

threw the violets down the loo,

but at least there's fabswingers,

where you can meet and fuck too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

violet's are blue

I love my car

More than I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rosses are red violets are blue , my knickers get wet just thinking of you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

And they are thorny,

How about some head,

Cos you make me horny!

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Roses are red

And poems are flyin!

Which brings me back

To the Muscley Lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Alzheimer's

Roses are red

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

Roses are red,

I feel like a screw,

Give me one now,

Or I'll feel blue!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Whiskey costs less

Than dinner for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

Just like the Titanic

Il go down on you

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Im up for giving

You great head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Get up on that bed

Don't tell me now you

Have a headache too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get on your knees

You know what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roes are red

Violets are blue

Im gonna leave a load in you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Kaizer has a Thunderkiss©

Just for you

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Roses are red

She wasnt a moaner

Until she was given

A go on my boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are flowers

Pebbles are stones

Here's a big shout out

To those on there own!

Think yourself lucky

Try not to sob

Look on the bright side

Your not with a knob

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

Roses are red

I suck at poetry

it's raining outside

can I cum on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red and so are my lips...can I sit on your face...and wiggle my hips...

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some men see women

As an assemblage of bits

Pretty face, long legs,

Gorgeous arse, fantastic tits.

But I see myself

In a post-feminist role,

I'm not interested

In the bits, only the whole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red as well as many other hues,

Violets are violet, which is more purples than blues,

Valentine was martyed....all facts, pedantic but true.

Sex is best when the participants number no less than two!!

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Roses are red

But much too expensive

Take this cock instead

Its nice and extensive

We can lay down

fufil all of your dreams

Have you gripping the sheets

As you moan and you scream

Collapse in a heap

All fucked out and done

And doodle a heart on your asscheeks with cum

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By *ill-82.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are red

Celery is green

Lay on the bed

And I’ll give you my cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

Here I cum

All over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Lillies are white

Kaizer refuses

To sniff your shite

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are red

Kaizer is cool

Play nice today

And don't be a tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Kaizer is cool

Play nice today

And don't be a tool.

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Buttercups are yella

She said wow Kaizer

Your hotter than me fella

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Does a 69

Count as dinner for 2?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my wand

But I'm thinking of you

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Kaizer has a Thunderkiss©

Just for you

Jumps to front of queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red violets are blue will a mop bucket do

well fook yas I thought it's funny

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Rose's are red violets are blue a smack on your arse and it could be too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose's are red violets are blue a smack on your arse and it could be too!

Roses are red

Poison ivy itches

Shiver me timbers

Are they leather britches?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Rose's are red violets are blue a smack on your arse and it could be too!

Roses are red

Poison ivy itches

Shiver me timbers

Are they leather britches?

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Not leather britches but I have a pair too! PVC in this one and here's a rear view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

My mind is kinky

Come sit on my face

And play with my winky

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you suck me

I'll lick you

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By *onjuan234Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Roses are red and so are my lips...can I sit on your face...and wiggle my hips...

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My lust for you is more than a hunch

For yours is a fartbox I'd love to tonguepunch

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By *he professor888Man
over a year ago

Omagh

Ashes to ashes dust to dust if it wasn’t for my cock your fanny would rust...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Adam was a little boy and Eve was not invented,

He bored a hole in a telegraph pole to keep himself contented

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By *riskyfellow69Man
over a year ago

Swingerville

Very apt for swinging i think

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sharing is caring

So I’m sharing you

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

And ill hum a tune for u

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

And ill hum a tune for u

Happy birthday cj

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Ain't violet's purple more so than blue??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

And ill hum a tune for u

Happy birthday cj

Dammm and i thought it wa as my humming ability u were after

But thank you

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By *ully4youMan
over a year ago

Tralee

Rose's are red

Chocolate is brown

You're getting neither

So calm the feck down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain't violet's purple more so than blue?? "

Take off the shades

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

Roses are red and so are my lips...can I sit on your face...and wiggle my hips...

THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!! well done Rose..,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Voilets are blue

Can you please clean the kitchen

When I'm finished with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Voilets are blue

I didn't mean to shag sister

I was sure it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Knees on the bed

Me deep inside you

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are Red

Violets are...... something or other...

Sorry, I lost my concentration with Busty's pics and vids and the mention of whiskey.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Roses are Red

Violets are...... something or other...

Sorry, I lost my concentration with Busty's pics and vids and the mention of whiskey.

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By *ratos87Man
over a year ago

Galway

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I had sex with Wilma

Yabadabadoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are flowers

Pebbles are stones

Here's a big shout out to those on their own

Think yourself lucky and try not to grunt

Look on the bright side you're not with a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

This poem makes no sense,

Microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Voilets are blue

You deleted my message

How fucking dare you!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Rose's are red

Voilets are blue

You deleted my message

How fucking dare you!"

Who would do that to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue im schizophrenic and so am i

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By *ratos87Man
over a year ago

Galway

Roses are red

Just like your lips

So sit on my face

And wiggle your hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Garlic bread

Blink-182

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Your face has turned blue

The belt was too tight

No more S&M for you..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If I had a brick

I’d throw it at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red.

Violets are blue.

Anal is a pain in the hole.

And so are you.

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By *neofthelads1Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Roses are red

Life's a drag

Had to pay the rent

Any spare fags??

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"Roses are red

violet's are blue

I love my car

More than I love you

Roses are red roses are blue

The world is so beautiful but so are you

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Roses are red,

platitudes are lame

you in doggy

until bedsheets set aflame

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Nothing like passion

Raw animalistic sex

Hoping she's horny

Might send her this text

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I open my door

in Y-fronts and vest

Ireland's own Magic Mike

to give you my best

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Pant's up, job done,

Chest filled with pride

4 minutes 13 seconds,

OUR LONGEST EVER RIDE!!!

Woo! Hoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wanking for more than 20 days... Lady will get surprise once I get back to Ireland.

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By *uittopMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I've got the condoms

Can I fuck you

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I'm restoring a tractor

So no flowers for you.

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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago

Now in MALAGA (SPAIN)

Roses are red, violets are blue, it is too late to eat cordon bleu

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Roses are red, violets are blue, it is too late to eat cordon bleu

Unless with a woman,

Who's not going swimming,

A shot of Sambuca,

Then get down to the swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Enough of the Dick pics

I wish I'd one too

You're turning me Lesbo

Now what can I do...

(True Story)

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Roses are half price (now)

Blue movies are blue

So, If you didn't score

..Porno will have to do!

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

Roses are red

My mind is twisted

Bend over babe

Your about to get fisted ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

This one doesn’t

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