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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so let's hear your worst and best chat up lines?

Or ones that you have heard?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Are ye dancing??

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By *amsandwichMan
over a year ago

Galway

Would you lick it or would you bite it ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Your feet look just like mine minus your nail varnish

From a man and I very much doubt he had size 3 1/2 feet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Your feet look just like mine minus your nail varnish

From a man and I very much doubt he had size 3 1/2 feet

Don't you just hate when people talk to your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id suck a fart from your arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your pussy shaved or hairy?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Grab your coat love, you're pulled....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Your feet look just like mine minus your nail varnish

From a man and I very much doubt he had size 3 1/2 feet

Don't you just hate when people talk to your feet

I can’t even see my feet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Your feet look just like mine minus your nail varnish

From a man and I very much doubt he had size 3 1/2 feet

Don't you just hate when people talk to your feet

I can’t even see my feet

Put your glasses on

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hay hun your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre heat the oven its going in raw

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pre heat the oven its going in raw

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Oh I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on the kitchen table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ye dancing??"

No...I'm holding down a loose floor board

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By *he chef 45Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

How would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

(Used it on someone as a joke. It worked)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Boiled poached or fertilised

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By *ill-82.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

(Used it on someone as a joke. It worked)

Laughing uncontrollably at this

An absolute belter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres something wrong with my phone..

It doesn't have your number in it

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