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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

the wire of your bra coming out of your bra and sticking into your boob and you cant change it so you have to keep adjusting the bra but it makes it worse and now people think youre touching yourself up in public

worse things ever. im sure the fellas have a few stories with their wangs ha ha

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Note to self. Wait until the apple tart has cooled before getting jiggy. ...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Note to self. Wait until the apple tart has cooled before getting jiggy. ..."

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Note to self. Wait until the apple tart has cooled before getting jiggy. ..."

you get jiggy while the apple tart is cooling and u dont put the cream on straight away

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Thinking it’s Friday when it’s only Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than two strokes is technically classified as a w*%k lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself

Just don’t wear any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling up your fly before you put away your appendage

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself

Just don’t wear any

they still fiddle with themselves. they cant help it. i think they do it to check it hasnt fallen off

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Pulling up your fly before you put away your appendage

yeah i dont even have appendage and my legs crossed with that one ouchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking it’s Friday when it’s only Thursday

Ohhh I had that all day yesterday... kept thinking it was thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Knowing that you have something to do, but can’t remember for the life of me what

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Knowing that you have something to do, but can’t remember for the life of me what

i had that yesterday. remembered it a 6 o clock this morning. was having a lovely sleep and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waving at a car passing by after a beep only to realise they beeped at the dude behind ya

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Going into a room and completely forgetting what you in there in the first place.

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

Being late for mass

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Knowing that you have something to do, but can’t remember for the life of me what

i had that yesterday. remembered it a 6 o clock this morning. was having a lovely sleep and all"

Better late than never

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Waving at a car passing by after a beep only to realise they beeped at the dude behind ya

In the country we salute all cars, sure it’s only nice.

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By *irlnextdoor35Woman
over a year ago

Derry

Pull the wire out! Tad wonky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waving at a car passing by after a beep only to realise they beeped at the dude behind ya

In the country we salute all cars, sure it’s only nice. "

The cars appreciate that

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

No loo roll in public toilets

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Wet dreams.....the fucking mess is terrible

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"No loo roll in public toilets

public toilets are the worst. absolute vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No loo roll in public toilets

Having to use public facilities in the first place

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug

A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug

A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!"

Lots of fucks DT

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug

A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!

Lots of fucks DT

kaizer loves the fucks though so hes happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug

A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!

Lots of fucks DT

kaizer loves the fucks though so hes happy

Fuck off

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

... the morning alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a full blown conversation with someone.... And not for the all the corona in China knowing their name

Smile and wave boys... Smile and wave

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Charging your dead phone over night but forgetting to turn on the switch at the plug

A fuckity fuck fuck moment K!

Lots of fucks DT

kaizer loves the fucks though so hes happy

Fuck off

ya love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... the morning alarm

You win

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Your boss catching you on fab

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By *ustkrissMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Realising mid session that you forgot to lock the door and a kid walks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulling up your fly before you put away your appendage

Ouch

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By *irlnextdoor35Woman
over a year ago

Derry

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Realising mid session that you forgot to lock the door and a kid walks in

Far worse when that kid is a teenager

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By *irlnextdoor35Woman
over a year ago

Derry

"Realising mid session that you forgot to lock the door and a kid walks in

Oh jesus

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By *onjuan234Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Sitting on your balls by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the wire of your bra coming out of your bra and sticking into your boob and you cant change it so you have to keep adjusting the bra but it makes it worse and now people think youre touching yourself up in public

worse things ever. im sure the fellas have a few stories with their wangs ha ha"

God I hear you..... hate when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to meet only for them to stand you up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Sunday night there was a funny noise upstairs and I was the only one in.

Then finding the next door neighbor cat in your bed.

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Sitting on your balls by accident "

Or kneeling on them!!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Uncontrolled erections as a younger lad with a lot of sexy girls around .

Also informative in a way to spot the shy ones, who turned away Vs the cheeky grinned eyed ones who kept looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple on a pizza

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pineapple on a pizza

Yup this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncontrolled erections as a younger lad with a lot of sexy girls around .

Also informative in a way to spot the shy ones, who turned away Vs the cheeky grinned eyed ones who kept looking

Uncontrollable erections as an older lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worse things ever. im sure the fellas have a few stories with their wangs ha ha"

couldn't agree more

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By *ustkrissMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Realising mid session that you forgot to lock the door and a kid walks in

Far worse when that kid is a teenager

Yeh so u cant even lie about what your doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself

Just don’t wear any

That would probably cause a few more problems especially when I’m looking on here

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hipster underwear that rides up your leg so that its strangling your crotch. Then when you adjust it you look like your have a fiddle with yourself

Just don’t wear any

That would probably cause a few more problems especially when I’m looking on here

Possibly but would be nice for those looking at you

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Going out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop

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By *un_Paul500Man
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Going out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop

were they jeggings? coz if they were you are not alone in putting them on inside out

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By *un_Paul500Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Erection in public and using hands from inside of pocket to pull flag down

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Paper straws

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Paper straws "

this and the metal ones are just mank

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Erection in public and using hands from inside of pocket to pull flag down

tuck it into the waistband ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're sitting in packed car park waiting for a space. Then some cocksucker wheels in a swipes it from under your very nose.... Damn you all the way to hell

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

When someone mouths off at you in a pub and you think this is it, a legitimate chance for self defence with witnesses and youre all happy and stand your ground and all like "MAKE A MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO"

and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Literally just dropped my last piece of chocolate on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone mouths off at you in a pub and you think this is it, a legitimate chance for self defence with witnesses and youre all happy and stand your ground and all like "MAKE A MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS GO"

and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in."

Shiver me timbers!

What type of establishments are you frequenting?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You're sitting in packed car park waiting for a space. Then some cocksucker wheels in a swipes it from under your very nose.... Damn you all the way to hell

Made me laugh

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in."

Oh ffs

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By *un_Paul500Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Erection in public and using hands from inside of pocket to pull flag down

tuck it into the waistband ha ha ha"

Trust me done that too, on multiple occasions

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By *adBountyMan
over a year ago

Northside ;) D7

Lol, having an erection and a cougar looking woman without filters tells you "you are flying low my dear" lol, feck I didn't know where to hideaway myself, but I did thanks her anyways

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

and they dont. It's like a woman sliding her vagina up and down your dick but not letting you stick it in.

Shiver me timbers!

What type of establishments are you frequenting?

mental health ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistakenly thinking you won the national lottery

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Going out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop

were they jeggings? coz if they were you are not alone in putting them on inside out "

Yup denim jeggins the devil clothing

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"Mistakenly thinking you won the national lottery

Waking up and realizing it's still only 2010 and Woy Hodgeson is still the manager

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By *un_Paul500Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Mistakenly thinking you won the national lottery

Hahaha , better luck next time

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Going out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop

were they jeggings? coz if they were you are not alone in putting them on inside out

Yup denim jeggins the devil clothing

i got rid of mine. I had to. its not fun being on the school run and realising they are inside out. no choice but to brazen it out. the piss taking was unbearable

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day

Not realising it's not your top.

Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .

Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistakenly thinking you won the national lottery

Waking up and realizing it's still only 2010 and Woy Hodgeson is still the manager"

Those really were dark days G-Dogg

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Giving someone a glowing compliment and he throws it back in your face

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Giving someone a glowing compliment and he throws it back in your face

Happens a lot to you E

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *onjuan234Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Sitting on your balls by accident

Or kneeling on them!!

You must have big balls

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day

Not realising it's not your top.

Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .

Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.

You can’t steal my Mickey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.

I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving someone a glowing compliment and he throws it back in your face

You're worse than a fuckin woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.

I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table

Or steal your seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.

I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table

Or steal your seat

Feckers! I'm busting here

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Giving someone a glowing compliment and he throws it back in your face

You're worse than a fuckin woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The postman leaving your lovehoney order in a neighbour's and having to knock and collect a long brown box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courier i should say..still an embarrassing moment

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.

I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table

Or steal your seat

Feckers! I'm busting here

Ya may live up to your fab name so soon

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.

I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table

Or steal your seat

Feckers! I'm busting here

Ya may live up to your fab name so soon

An annoying twonk of a Freakoid pretending to be you in a group chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard crucifixion is pretty bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard crucifixion is pretty bad

Its a doddle

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day

Not realising it's not your top.

Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .

Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.

You can’t steal my Mickey

I spark minds to get bodies to follow into Mickey's trap and only steal souls

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Realising you have been wearing your top inside out all day

Not realising it's not your top.

Yeah, sorry, only seeing I'm wearing your T-shirt B .

Want to swap back and get Mickey back let me know.

You can’t steal my Mickey

I spark minds to get bodies to follow into Mickey's trap and only steal souls

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Burning the roof of your mouth because your that much of a starvo you can’t wait for it to cool down

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By *un_Paul500Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Burning the roof of your mouth because your that much of a starvo you can’t wait for it to cool down

Agree, and worst when sitting in public where ppl are starring at your face,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needing a wee when your having lunch alone.

I'm afraid the enthusiastic staff will clear away my coffee if I leave the table

Or steal your seat

Feckers! I'm busting here

Ya may live up to your fab name so soon

It was touch and go there for a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a lego brick in ur bare feet or stubbing ur toe on the corner of the door in the middle of the night

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