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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hungover in work... please send me your funny stories or jokes to pass the day!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Went out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop......(denim jeggins)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop......(denim jeggins) "

Awe noooo.... I walked around my job yesterday morning with my zip open and my tucked in shirt sticking out of it

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

so funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ya get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What ya get if you cross a donkey with an onion?"

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must be gone to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He must be gone to find out. "

Hopefully we find out soon

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Either way it will make your eyes water....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"What ya get if you cross a donkey with an onion?"

Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock we're waiting

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Either way it will make your eyes water...."

You love a good onion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What ya get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock we're waiting "

Stopping myself from googling the answer haha

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Either way it will make your eyes water....

You love a good onion "

A man of many layers

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman on a date several years ago, we got our drinks from the bar and sat down somewhere comfortable to chat and see if there was a mutual attraction.

I was expecting a bit of pleasant banter, but I was gobsmacked when casually mentioned that she had escaped from the Scientology movement, and her former partner was a wealthy well known celeb. She was totally convinced while she slept those Scientologists had anesthetized her, and had placed one of their mind control microchip devices inside her brain and they were listening to her thoughts..

Now I've met a fair few bat-shit crazy delusional women on my travels over the years, but this lady raised a red flag straight away. I'm not a misguided white knight or rescuer of distressed damsel's, so this stage I had decided I just couldn't be arsed with any ensuing drama that was likely to occur and was about to make my excuses and do a runner.

My parting advice to her was purchase a roll of tinfoil and some sellotape at the nearest shop, and fashion the aforementioned items into a hat that would most likely block the worst of the evil Scientology mind control ray

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Went out this morning with my trousers inside out never realised till i went into the shop......(denim jeggins) "

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Holy fuck

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"I met a woman on a date several years ago, we got our drinks from the bar and sat down somewhere comfortable to chat and see if there was a mutual attraction.

I was expecting a bit of pleasant banter, but I was gobsmacked when casually mentioned that she had escaped from the Scientology movement, and her former partner was a wealthy well known celeb. She was totally convinced while she slept those Scientologists had anesthetized her, and had placed one of their mind control microchip devices inside her brain and they were listening to her thoughts..

Now I've met a fair few bat-shit crazy delusional women on my travels over the years, but this lady raised a red flag straight away. I'm not a misguided white knight or rescuer of distressed damsel's, so this stage I had decided I just couldn't be arsed with any ensuing drama that was likely to occur and was about to make my excuses and do a runner.

My parting advice to her was purchase a roll of tinfoil and some sellotape at the nearest shop, and fashion the aforementioned items into a hat that would most likely block the worst of the evil Scientology mind control ray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I met a woman on a date several years ago, we got our drinks from the bar and sat down somewhere comfortable to chat and see if there was a mutual attraction.

I was expecting a bit of pleasant banter, but I was gobsmacked when casually mentioned that she had escaped from the Scientology movement, and her former partner was a wealthy well known celeb. She was totally convinced while she slept those Scientologists had anesthetized her, and had placed one of their mind control microchip devices inside her brain and they were listening to her thoughts..

Now I've met a fair few bat-shit crazy delusional women on my travels over the years, but this lady raised a red flag straight away. I'm not a misguided white knight or rescuer of distressed damsel's, so this stage I had decided I just couldn't be arsed with any ensuing drama that was likely to occur and was about to make my excuses and do a runner.

My parting advice to her was purchase a roll of tinfoil and some sellotape at the nearest shop, and fashion the aforementioned items into a hat that would most likely block the worst of the evil Scientology mind control ray

"

just picturing her walking around with a tinfoil Hatton lmao

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Mary Lou McDonald was canvassing in a nursing home. She goes up to an old lady in a wheelchair and says "Good morning, do you know who I am ? " the old lady replies " The lady at reception is extremely helpful, she'll tell you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mary Lou McDonald was canvassing in a nursing home. She goes up to an old lady in a wheelchair and says "Good morning, do you know who I am ? " the old lady replies " The lady at reception is extremely helpful, she'll tell you" "

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