FabSwingers.com forum: Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Just one of many actual questions asked on the internet.

I've been asked by a 20 year old if colour existed when I was born in 1965?

Any more?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just one of many actual questions asked on the internet.

I've been asked by a 20 year old if colour existed when I was born in 1965?

Any more?

No way

Can a helicopter fly upside down

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Why do we eat pizza from the inside out....

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just one of many actual questions asked on the internet.

I've been asked by a 20 year old if colour existed when I was born in 1965?

Any more?

No way

Can a helicopter fly upside down

All depends on the helicopter.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why do we eat pizza from the inside out....

To stop the pineapple falling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the choc on a choc digestive. Top or bottom

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church...."

Obviously so you don't get into evil with it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I was working in a house in Bangor many moons ago and when the apprentice saw we would be passing near Lough Neagh he asked if we could go see the monster

. Same guy asked how to make toast.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Why do super heroes wear their underpants on the outside

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why do super heroes wear their underpants on the outside

Because we can

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Why do super heroes wear their underpants on the outside

You try getting changed in an emergency in a phone booth.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Why do super heroes wear their underpants on the outside

Because we can

now I'll have to see that

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

How do you get the figs in the figrolls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church...."

To pay for upkeep of church, pay the priest, ESB, heating.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Why do we have finger tips but not toe tips yet we can walk on our tippy toes?

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Do you sneeze out of your nose or mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoah this thread is mind blowing

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

What taste does water have....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is water wet?

I'd say no

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Why is it called a building if its all ready built

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is ?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

How come your lips don't touch when you say touch but touch when you say seperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come your lips don't touch when you say touch but touch when you say seperate

Syllables?

This thread is affecting Kaizer's brain

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

"Why do we eat pizza from the inside out....

Why are pizza made round ,cut in triangles & put in a square box ?

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

How do they know there are more stars in the sky than all the grains of sand in the world ?

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

So the universe is expanding ? How come ?. What space is it taking up ?. What is outside the confines of our expanding universe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the universe is expanding ? How come ?. What space is it taking up ?. What is outside the confines of our expanding universe ?"

Whooooah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod all but sparkling water tastes like TV static

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

There is nothing beyond our universe, like there was nothing here before our universe. We exploded from nothing, that is the big bang theory.

You might as well believe in God.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"There is nothing beyond our universe, like there was nothing here before our universe. We exploded from nothing, that is the big bang theory.

You might as well believe in God."

There is another theory by a Dutch or German scientist that the universe has gone through a series of expansions and contractions, like a balloon inflating and deflating over billions of years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we are all gods children, why is jesus so speacial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this is brilliant

Love it keep em coming folks

Hilarious

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Why does sally sell seashells on the sea shore when you can get them on the beach for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do vegans need to tell everyone they meet that their a veagn? I dont drop into a conversation after 5 mins after meeting a person and say by they way im an ass eater, you know im doing my bit for ckimate change

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I grew up along the border and an American tourist once asked me if he was in the North or in Regular Ireland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does sally sell seashells on the sea shore when you can get them on the beach for free

The tide was in

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Why does cat food not come in a mouse flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church...."

Money is not the root of all evil. The love of money is the root of all evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people (usually on the Late Late Show) clap in the wrong part of the best when a band is playing ?

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By *erwinMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Pineapple and pizza is a disgrace it's worse than milkshake bacon

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Why does the ad for dyslexia tell the viewers if they have trouble reading words and numbers to "Ring this number"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it called a blowjob?

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If the plural of tooth is teeth then why is the plural of phone booth not phone beeth?

But the big question is, if a vegetarian eats vegetables then what does a humanitarian eat?

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By *ickymac52Man
over a year ago

newry

"Where is the choc on a choc digestive. Top or bottom"

Its actually on the bottom, saw a program where they were being made.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Why was the European Cup renamed The Champions League at the time when they started allowing in teams that weren't champions of their domestic leagues?

And why is it called The Champions 'League' anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do penguins have knees?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Why isn't eyelashes or eyebrows considered facial hair

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Do penguins have knees?"

Why don't their feet freeze as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church...."

It's not... The quote is 'the love of money is the root of all evil.'

As with most things, religion, guns, sex, food nothing wrong with them but its about how they are used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese cakes.

Who put the jam inside and forgot the cheese?

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Cheese cakes.

Who put the jam inside and forgot the cheese?"

Errrm what? Cheesecakes have cheese in them.

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

When researching a new phone, I typed in Face ID and one of the previously asked questions was

Does Face ID work when you’re dead?

Over 200 replies confirmed it doesn’t

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if there’s a power cut when you’ve just put your card & PIN into an ATM ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if there’s a power cut when you’ve just put your card & PIN into an ATM ? "

Eh you've a long wait?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down - what would happen if you attached a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?

(And yes I have seen this debated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was asked by a colleague from London .... do you drive on the left or right side in Ireland

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