FabSwingers.com forum: irish sayings and expressions

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

We all use them or hear them and I wonder sometimes where they came from in the first place.

My favorite is "I will in me bollox " to let someone know that I really wont

Any expressions used on the swinging scene that would cause you to fall off your partner with laughter

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By *gentleman44Man
over a year ago

dublin

"We all use them or hear them and I wonder sometimes where they came from in the first place.

My favorite is "I will in me bollox " to let someone know that I really wont

Any expressions used on the swinging scene that would cause you to fall off your partner with laughter "
OTF is my saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all use them or hear them and I wonder sometimes where they came from in the first place.

My favorite is "I will in me bollox " to let someone know that I really wont

Any expressions used on the swinging scene that would cause you to fall off your partner with laughter "

Love that saying too.

He's get up on a cracked plate

Catch the devil by the tail

Your like a tractor stuck in the mud with the wheels spinning but your going nowhere

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By *ogMoThoinMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You can't take knickers off a bare arse!!

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

As useful as an ashtray on a Honda 50!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

As useful as tits on a boar

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

I've been met with bewilderment among English friends when using "Catch yourself on" or "taking a hand out of ye"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

For feck sake

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"What's the craic"

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Ya wee gobshite

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

This is turning into a scene from Derry Girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For feck sake "

She wouldn't take a bite out of a stone wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set a beggar on horseback and he'll ride to the devil

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Don't piss down my back and tell me is raining

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Nil aen tintean mar a tintean Fein ?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Pog Mo Thoin"

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"Nil aen tintean mar a tintean Fein ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop actin' the maggot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck me fuckin left one

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

""Pog Mo Thoin"

Ba mhaith liom

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't piss down my back and tell me is raining"

Never heard it...brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go way outta that!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’m grand or it’s grand, the answer to a lot of questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as a chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoakin in the drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find myself saying "quare"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on to fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All mouth and trousers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will ya go away outta that...

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"All mouth and trousers..

Flashback

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Suck me sideways

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By *ustyKKWoman
over a year ago

Northern Ireland

The aulder the buck the stiffer the horn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take that puss off yer face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I fell into a barrel of dicks I would come out sucking my thumbs"

is what I say when I have not got the ride for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delira and excira

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

Your about as much use as a ashtray on a motorbike

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

If you fell into the bann river you would come out with a salmon in your mouth you lucky fucker

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By *arksparks08Man
over a year ago

Cork city

His an awful langer.

He’s so tight he’d peel an orange in his pocket

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

He could not lay straight in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck me sideways

Sure I’m probably not the first to say, but Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must think I came up (insert name of local river) in a bubble

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Best one I hear lately was

Die dog or shite the licence

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

If work was laying in your bed you would lay on the floor

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

How would I be well with my arse in two halves

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By *arksparks08Man
over a year ago

Cork city

He couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Big when he is out

Like an Asses tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut your mouth & eat your dinner... where's the wooden spoon

Not my sayings but I've witnessed them in neighbours houses growing up.

My favorite & one I use alot in a strong Dub accent is, `Will ya go away outta tha`

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

Augher clougher fivemiletown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acting the maggot.......

On my tod ...,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me arse

If you shook her a bag of mickeys would fall out

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By *arksparks08Man
over a year ago

Cork city

She’s been round the city more times than (insert number) bus

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By *ex555Man
over a year ago

down south

U won’t miss a slice off a stale loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you made a right bags of that..

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
over a year ago

Mayo

Your that unlucky if you bought ducks they would drowned

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

He would nt get a ride in a brothel

As dry as a nuns knickers

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

I love when an Irish person asks you a question....

"You didnt see my keys...did you?"

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By *adBountyMan
over a year ago

Northside ;) D7

Come here til I'll tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a face only a Mother could love

The tide wouldn't take her out

He had a face on him like a melted candle

He had a face on him like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

I wouldn't ride her into battle

He fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch

Some of the colourful terms my family use to describe people

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Ye langer. This is one of my favourite sayings from Cork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaahhhh go on

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Christ the night !!

Jesus wept !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother thresa wouldnt kiss her .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant find my keys

Her. Where did you leave them last..

Him . Thank god your here i was looking where i left them first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about a cross eyed guy

If he was goin where he was lookin he’d go in over the wall

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Some brilliant answers so far...cant believe the amount that I'm seeing for the first time and giving me a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will in me hole

.. ie I will definitely not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah dont go your great craic

She's minus craic

He's an awful dry shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd ate the arse off a bull through a hole in the hedge..

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By *adylover321Man
over a year ago

navan

That’s the craic says she with her leg on the mantlepiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will, yeah" means the exact opposite!

"That fella wouldn't move to heat himself"

"Wide as a ducks arse" usually said when a point is hit well wide in GAA

"Weak as a June rush" think this is probably just a Clare saying, still trying to work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His dick was so small it was like throwing a sausage down O'Connell Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dick was so small it was like throwing a sausage down O'Connell Street "

I think that one is more in reference to the size of the pussy concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away with the fairies

Could eat an apple through a letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He couldnt get his hole in a polo factory.

Couldnt get his rocks in a quarry.

Wouldnt get up on him to get over a wall.

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By *expitCouple
over a year ago

cork

"His an awful langer.

He’s so tight he’d peel an orange in his pocket "

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By *expitCouple
over a year ago

cork

Feck off ya langer .

You make a brass monkey laugh .

Its like trying to get blood out of stone ya mangey fucker

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By *expitCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Feck off ya langer .

You make a brass monkey laugh .

Its like trying to get blood out of stone ya mangey fucker "

Maingy

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By *expitCouple
over a year ago

cork

Its like trying to find a needle ina hay stack.(you cant find something )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ara for fcuks sake..

Any craic hi..

How are they hangin..

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By *ork ClassCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Ahh go away ya langer .

Two shakes of a lambs tail.

Well fuck me pink.

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By *ireannCplCouple
over a year ago

Suburbs

He/she didn't lick it off a stone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the mush on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sniper wouldn't take ye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face on it like a melted wellie

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

“Away and shite!”

“If brains were dynamite Ye wouldnae hae enough tae blow yer load”

“Arse about face”

Thon boy’s that thaveless he could bend a crowbar in the moss!”

“Fanny on her like a hedgehog hut wae a hatchet!”

“”We’re sucking diesel now”

“The craic was 90!”

“Face on ye like a bulldog sucking pish aff a nettle!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Des Kelly wouldnt lay ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feens & Bures Irish Traveller Slang = Men & Women

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By *amsuzieCouple
over a year ago

newtownards

You asked me that quick !

I very near told you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face on ya like a dog chewing a wasp..

Jaysus Mary and Joseph..

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By *amsuzieCouple
over a year ago

newtownards

She was that ugly , the tide would not take her out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“She is that mad for pipe she would rip up the floorboards to get at it “

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Thought of 2 more this morning

She's so nice I'd eat chips out of her knickers (had chips on the brain last night)

Someone in college once said to me when a girl with a wonderful figure walked past

"I'd eat a mile of her shite if I thought her arse was at the end of it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd drink ya under the table

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I wouldn't ride him with someone else's fanny

You're only a wank stain on your mother's skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of him is still running down his mothers leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so hungry I’d eat a childs arse through a sugan chair.

Queue google for checking sugan chair

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I wouldn't ride him with someone else's fanny

You're only a wank stain on your mother's skirt"

Dirtiest ones yet ....love it

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

For any useless footballer - "He wouldn't get a kick in a horse box"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny on her like a dropped lasagna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold frosty weather related...

nipples on her like a set of scammel wheel nuts

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

it’s that cold in here you could hang meat

There’s a draft coming in that door that would cut corn

Where you born in a field ? shut that door

It’s that cold her nipples are like JCB starter buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off the lights ye think we had shared in the esb

Go on to fcuk

The head on that and the price of cabbage

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By *addy0Man
over a year ago

carlow town

Your as lucky as a man with 2 cocks

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By *addy0Man
over a year ago

carlow town

I'm so hungry I'd ate the handle bars off a wheel chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As thick as bottled shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If work was laying in your bed you would lay on the floor"
if there was work in the bed you would sleep on the floor

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

He/she is as tight as nun's knickers! Usually used when it comes to getting money from customers.

"You've a neck like a jockeys bollix"

I have to get a new tin and fruit for a wedding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat out like a badger on a by-road

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Ah for fuck sake

I will in me hole

Ask me bollix

Me arse

I'll be in in a minute!

Dozy bollox

Get out of the garden

Ah here, leave it out!

Would ya get the fuck out of the way

What the fuck does he think he's doin?

Arent I after telling ya!

Are ya deaf or wha?

Wa the fuck are ya lookin at?

Is me face red?

Come ere you, ya bleedin bollix!

Whats that fuckin ejit doin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres isnt even room to swing a cat . Lol

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

"If work was laying in your bed you would lay on the floorif there was work in the bed you would sleep on the floor"

That's a saying for the lazy people up here on benefits (& before I get abuse, I mean the lazy people that just dont want to work, not the genuine ones that aren't able to work)

If you were in my bed I'd be doing overtime

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

There’s more than one way to skin a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s more than one way to skin a cat

"
i want to see this one lol ha ja

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"There’s more than one way to skin a cat

i want to see this one lol ha ja "

It means there is more than one way to react to a situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a queer horse that doesn't eat oats from a dirty bag.

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By *he Baker 85Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

Aww god bless your wee cotton socks

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"its a queer horse that doesn't eat oats from a dirty bag."

This is as Irish as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ on a bike!!!

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By *anhoeMan
over a year ago

galway

"Nil aen tintean mar a tintean Fein ?"

Or to steam this one up a bit :

Níl aon tóin chomh té ná mo thóin té fein...!

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By *anhoeMan
over a year ago

galway

It`s not worth a bottle of smoke....

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I hope you didn't leave the immersion on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd drink it outta a dirty sock

She'd lick it off the floor if it spilled

(Alcohol related of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure he couldn't drink soup

I've spilt more drink down my tie than you can swally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would ya look at lady muck from clabber hill

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He'd steal the milk out of your tea if you weren't looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was christened not pissed on..

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you know the 5 lamps............hang your bollox on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck me sideways

Yes please

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Look at her, she'd eat herself if she was chocolate!

(jealous girl to another)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pullin the divil by the tail

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By *eepimpactMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Ya could'nt organise a piss up in a brewery.

There's more meat on a butcher's apron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aboy the kid

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By *ardon69Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"Dubs would rot ya" ????... and that's from people from Dublin which I find it hard to make out.. Lok6

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I was christened not pissed on.."

So definitely not into watersports then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Come on ahead and back away"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Sure I’ll leave the key under the blue bin!!”

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"I hope you didn't leave the immersion on "

Oh god the flashbacks

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv a head on me like a sieve (true story)

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I hope you didn't leave the immersion on

Oh god the flashbacks"

Wait till the day you shout it at your own kids..then you'll have flashbacks

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By *arksparks08Man
over a year ago

Cork city

Dowtcha boy

I wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole

Chalk it down

His an awful gobeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a horn that would pull a bull out of a ditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sniper wouldn't take her out if you see a donkey ride it

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

Ya couldn't pull a pin outta my arse with a tractor

*I'm a bit tense*

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ya couldn't pull a pin outta my arse with a tractor

*I'm a bit tense*"

I can't pm you but maybe you could let me know the name of the hotel with the nudist area on the roof please

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By *ewadventures2017Couple
over a year ago

some where near

A horn that would beat a ass out of a boghole

Often heard that round Midlands

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By *he chef 45Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

If it was raining pussy I'd probably catch my ex wifes

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

She would put a horn on a snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The skittery wee goat

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

He would get up on a newly clipt hedge

He would drink outta a sore hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On it like a car bonnet

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By *iscreet_divorced_guyMan
over a year ago

central

"If you fell into the bann river you would come out with a salmon in your mouth you lucky fucker"

If you stuck your hand into a bucket of shite, you’d pull out a mars bar!

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By *iscreet_divorced_guyMan
over a year ago

central

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By *iscreet_divorced_guyMan
over a year ago

central

If there was work to be done in bed, he’d sleep on the floor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your as useful as a hand brake on a canoe.

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