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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I (Seb) was texting my boss earlier today and auto-correct changed one of the words in my message to "precum"

I'm a man given to sending filthy text messages full of sexually explicit language using my phone - mostly to my wife, in my defense

Fortunately I spotted the error on this occasion and a potentially embarrassing situation was averted, but it got me to thinking. Has anyone got themselves in trouble with auto-correct?

I'm guessing most of ye are like us in that our phone dictionaries are full of colourful and anatomical language, so i would expect so. My phone routinely drops the word fuck into sentences without my say-so, but luckily I've been spared blushes, so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of auto-correct. Once I had messaged my friend if he fancied "a wank down by the river".

It should have read "canal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished my work email with "Kind retards"

Finger slip on keyboard.

Embarrassing finger slip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finished my work email with "Kind retards"

Finger slip on keyboard.

Embarrassing finger slip..."

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By *rusader1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending recap emails sometimes I write 'cuntomer' instead of 'customer'.

Haven't sent an email yet with it included thank god.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I once texted a customer that I assed her mother in the car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some classics so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an auto correct, but my brother once sent a "I Jizzed In My Pants" meme to the whole department instead of one guy. Had to call over to the boss to explain.

My advice, learn how to retract sent emails in Outlook before you need to.

If you have to go and google it, it's already too late

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

"

Sooooooooooooooo funny

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Not an auto correct, but my brother once sent a "I Jizzed In My Pants" meme to the whole department instead of one guy. Had to call over to the boss to explain.

My advice, learn how to retract sent emails in Outlook before you need to.

If you have to go and google it, it's already too late"

It doesnt work perfectly as many folks arent on outlook and it wont revoke the email at all.. it just brings attention to the error by sending a second email

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By *iablo73Couple
over a year ago

Southside

Once Mrs D texted me " could you get me some cock on your way home from work" what she actually wanted was a bag of coal

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Once Mrs D texted me " could you get me some cock on your way home from work" what she actually wanted was a bag of coal "

Yeah sure she did

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By *iablo73Couple
over a year ago

Southside


"Once Mrs D texted me " could you get me some cock on your way home from work" what she actually wanted was a bag of coal

Yeah sure she did

"

I should've said she wanted coal as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not an auto correct, but my brother once sent a "I Jizzed In My Pants" meme to the whole department instead of one guy. Had to call over to the boss to explain.

My advice, learn how to retract sent emails in Outlook before you need to.

If you have to go and google it, it's already too late

It doesnt work perfectly as many folks arent on outlook and it wont revoke the email at all.. it just brings attention to the error by sending a second email "

Eek. Yeah, only really works if its within a company type thing where everyone is on the same email. And also, if they havent opened it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gave up correcting auto correct lol

God's knows what I send at times

I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself

That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person

Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol

God's knows what I send at times

I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself

That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person

Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work "

Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol

God's knows what I send at times

I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself

That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person

Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work

Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't "

My sister thought it was hilarious !!

She sent a txt back saying

Don't think that was meant for me

Then wanted details who it was meant to go to

Then told her husband

Yep so that was a let's get a joke in for about 6 months non stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol

God's knows what I send at times

I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself

That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person

Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work

Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't

My sister thought it was hilarious !!

She sent a txt back saying

Don't think that was meant for me

Then wanted details who it was meant to go to

Then told her husband

Yep so that was a let's get a joke in for about 6 months non stop "

Aren't families the best

My mates still make jokes about wanking over that pic .. if only they knew

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I've gave up correcting auto correct lol

God's knows what I send at times

I once sent my sister an explicit pic of myself

That dreaded moment you hit send and realise its the wrong person

Shouting stop stop stop fucking stop doesn't work

Oh dear! I sent a pic of J in the snow in just a fur coat to two of my mates on Facebook messenger luckily it wasn't explicit - the only one in the set that wasn't

My sister thought it was hilarious !!

She sent a txt back saying

Don't think that was meant for me

Then wanted details who it was meant to go to

Then told her husband

Yep so that was a let's get a joke in for about 6 months non stop

Aren't families the best

My mates still make jokes about wanking over that pic .. if only they knew "

That sounds like a very hot accident

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

"

Skirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once Mrs D texted me " could you get me some cock on your way home from work" what she actually wanted was a bag of coal "

Did you bring her home the cock?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Friend sent me a pic of her new grand baby, I meant to text "what a little cutie", autocorrect sent it as "what a little c@nt"!

Luckily she saw the funny side

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"So I (Seb) was texting my boss earlier today and auto-correct changed one of the words in my message to "precum"

I'm a man given to sending filthy text messages full of sexually explicit language using my phone - mostly to my wife, in my defense

Fortunately I spotted the error on this occasion and a potentially embarrassing situation was averted, but it got me to thinking. Has anyone got themselves in trouble with auto-correct?

I'm guessing most of ye are like us in that our phone dictionaries are full of colourful and anatomical language, so i would expect so. My phone routinely drops the word fuck into sentences without my say-so, but luckily I've been spared blushes, so far! "

One time, a previous partner messaged me saying "I think I'm putting on extra weight recently, have you noticed?"

My phone changed nooooo into mooooo.

So I'm sure you can imagine the reply back.

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By *oadrunner2000Man
over a year ago

city centre

Asked a female friend if she was going to be aroused tomorrow cause I wanted to call down.... Meant around..... Morto...

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