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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.

Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.

Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a survivor!

I hope you have a new perspective on life having survived man flu

Be eternally grateful

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

It's a miracle your story is like Lazarus rising after the three days oh wait mabey that was Jesus anywho glad your fighting fit.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god you made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer is also a survivor!

Cherish every day brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being such a big wuss!!!.... man flu is absolutely nothing compared to a woman’s monthly period..... that awful time that involves 3 weeks of pre-menstrual tension, mood swings, abnormal cravings, followed by a week of sheer hell, agony, pain and mental torture not to mention the bucket loads of money spent on sanitary pads, tampons, panty liners, fresh wipes and paracetamol...... I go through this EVERY month without fail... the girlfriend just bleeds for a day or 2 then it’s all over!!!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Stop being such a big wuss!!!.... man flu is absolutely nothing compared to a woman’s monthly period..... that awful time that involves 3 weeks of pre-menstrual tension, mood swings, abnormal cravings, followed by a week of sheer hell, agony, pain and mental torture not to mention the bucket loads of money spent on sanitary pads, tampons, panty liners, fresh wipes and paracetamol...... I go through this EVERY month without fail... the girlfriend just bleeds for a day or 2 then it’s all over!!! "

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Stop being such a big wuss!!!.... man flu is absolutely nothing compared to a woman’s monthly period..... that awful time that involves 3 weeks of pre-menstrual tension, mood swings, abnormal cravings, followed by a week of sheer hell, agony, pain and mental torture not to mention the bucket loads of money spent on sanitary pads, tampons, panty liners, fresh wipes and paracetamol...... I go through this EVERY month without fail... the girlfriend just bleeds for a day or 2 then it’s all over!!! "

Step over here to one side so we can have a quiet word man to man. ... It's the fab version of doctors and nurses. Between bed baths and offers of rectal thermometers it's got me back on my feet so don't knock it.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Just the inspiration I needed when I woke up today.

Each day is a gift.

Thanks for sharing your story OP.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Stop being such a big wuss!!!.... man flu is absolutely nothing compared to a woman’s monthly period..... that awful time that involves 3 weeks of pre-menstrual tension, mood swings, abnormal cravings, followed by a week of sheer hell, agony, pain and mental torture not to mention the bucket loads of money spent on sanitary pads, tampons, panty liners, fresh wipes and paracetamol...... I go through this EVERY month without fail... the girlfriend just bleeds for a day or 2 then it’s all over!!! "

Brilliant...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made it "

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order "

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion "

I'll bring my medical bag just incase

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order "

I'll still need my mot to keep my motor running.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion "

Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I'll still need my mot to keep my motor running. "

Oh I'm on my way.. Just make sure your ready for a full medical

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

I'll bring my medical bag just incase "

Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes... "

Ohh need me to lube you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

I'll bring my medical bag just incase

Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags? "

Well I am practically perfect like Mary.. But I've better fashion sense.. No, just lotions and potions

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I'll still need my mot to keep my motor running.

Oh I'm on my way.. Just make sure your ready for a full medical"

As long as it doesn't involve bending over and coughing?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes...

Ohh need me to lube you up "

You just fancy an onion ring don't you?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

I'll bring my medical bag just incase

Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags?

Well I am practically perfect like Mary.. But I've better fashion sense.. No, just lotions and potions "

Can you fly like her because I don't want that umbrella anywhere near my helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

I'll bring my medical bag just incase

Is that one of those Mary Poppins bags?

Well I am practically perfect like Mary.. But I've better fashion sense.. No, just lotions and potions

Can you fly like her because I don't want that umbrella anywhere near my helicopter "

Nah flying is not one of my abilities.. Sorry

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You made it

Hopefully you still need your nurse checkup?? Just to make sure your back to full working order

I think he does rose need to see where he put that onion

Tbh the onion wasn't the problem. It's the batter that chafes...

Ohh need me to lube you up

You just fancy an onion ring don't you? "

Love a good onion ring

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.

Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.

Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......"

Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.

Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.

Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......

Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so "

I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.

Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.

Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......

Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so

I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession "

Ah but you have such a nice bum. And to be fair you seemed to be enjoying it

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.

Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.

Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......

Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so

I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession

Ah but you have such a nice bum. And to be fair you seemed to be enjoying it "

What can I say? I'm a stallion

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By *lame2000Woman
over a year ago

Limerick

Only seeing this now. Finally I can get up my knees and stop praying....

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Only seeing this now. Finally I can get up my knees and stop praying...."

Thank you. Your prayers are greatly appreciated. I wouldn't have made it without you all...

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I'm back at work today after my near death experience (man flu) so normal fab service has resumed.

Play among yourselves until I get back and keep the noise down.

Don't spit your dummy out or throw your toys out......

Ahh so glad you survived it like the trooper you are. So brave and everything. Puts away horse thermometer I guess I don't need this anymore so

I told you to put that away. The first couple of times were an accident but after that it's just an obsession

Ah but you have such a nice bum. And to be fair you seemed to be enjoying it

What can I say? I'm a stallion "

Oh that you are

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Most people who survive a near death experience claim that their life flashed before them but in my case it was like rewriting my CV

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