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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse? "

You are obsessed with onions now

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

You are obsessed with onions now "

And you're a stalker

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

You are obsessed with onions now

And you're a stalker "

Pfft ignores now and toddlers off looking for someone else to chat too. Muttering I know where I'd stick that onion

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

You are obsessed with onions now

And you're a stalker

Pfft ignores now and toddlers off looking for someone else to chat too. Muttering I know where I'd stick that onion "

Sulky pants

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

You are obsessed with onions now

And you're a stalker

Pfft ignores now and toddlers off looking for someone else to chat too. Muttering I know where I'd stick that onion

Sulky pants "

I'm not wearing any so there

Decides to ignore again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually laughed imagining the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually laughed imagining the helicopter "

Same!

Or a choppa

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Actually laughed imagining the helicopter

Same!

Or a choppa "

Note in diary. I made Kaizer laugh

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Actually laughed imagining the helicopter "

Don't laugh at my chinook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm suddenly thinking about Airwolf

Now he thee Helicopter

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Now I'm suddenly thinking about Airwolf

Now he thee Helicopter "

Nice to meet you. I'm Stringfellow Hawk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm suddenly thinking about Airwolf

Now he thee Helicopter

Nice to meet you. I'm Stringfellow Hawk "

Oh my knees are wobbling now

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

You are obsessed with onions now

And you're a stalker

Pfft ignores now and toddlers off looking for someone else to chat too. Muttering I know where I'd stick that onion

Sulky pants

I'm not wearing any so there

Decides to ignore again "

Watch you don't get knocked down by a bus when you've no knickers on

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Now I'm suddenly thinking about Airwolf

Now he thee Helicopter

Nice to meet you. I'm Stringfellow Hawk

Oh my knees are wobbling now "

Would little bird like to fly on my big bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET TO THE CHOPPA

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Someone asked in a previous thread what ladies would like to see in men's videos and one response was "helicopters".

Having attempted one of these (Not for public viewing I hasten to add) I'm curious if there is a particular technique that doesn't involve looking as though you are prancing around with an onion up your arse?

You are obsessed with onions now "

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"GET TO THE CHOPPA "

Kaizer the Predator

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

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By *agherafeltmanMan
over a year ago

magherafelt

Something I've never done but I'd be inclined to agree with busty.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion "

Well that's the end of this thread then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GET TO THE CHOPPA "

Lmao!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then "

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing "

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GET TO THE CHOPPA

Kaizer the Predator "

The Predator did need a Choppa it's was Dutch and his crack commandos

Kaizer is a godammed sexual Tyrannosaurus

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter"

Aww now that’s just too cute

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter

Aww now that’s just too cute "

From the mind of the Duchess of toe sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter

Aww now that’s just too cute

From the mind of the Duchess of toe sucking "

Who told you I love a good toe suck

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Done "

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter

Aww now that’s just too cute

From the mind of the Duchess of toe sucking

Who told you I love a good toe suck "

You and Sarah Ferguson both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation "

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter

Aww now that’s just too cute

From the mind of the Duchess of toe sucking

Who told you I love a good toe suck

You and Sarah Ferguson both "

Ohh a fellow ginger

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha "

I'm not

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha "

Ohh I like it great vid

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Iv seen a really good helicopter I don’t think anyone could beat him actually I definitely think it’s all about the length on this occasion

Well that's the end of this thread then

I do think you have what it takes to do it though get practicing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_the_Little_Helicopter

Aww now that’s just too cute

From the mind of the Duchess of toe sucking

Who told you I love a good toe suck

You and Sarah Ferguson both

Ohh a fellow ginger "

Aren't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid "

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy"

You cheated. You used your hand

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

A real helicopter is self propelling

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Which was the point of this thread as to how you can do it without looking like a dick

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand "

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong "

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free.. "

Mine needs help because it’s so big haha !

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free..

Mine needs help because it’s so big haha ! "

99999.6 of all the guys on here would say that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold mine far to hard on petrol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free.. "

It is indeed but there are still things that can’t be controlled handsfree nor controlled at all

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free..

It is indeed but there are still things that can’t be controlled handsfree nor controlled at all "

Yes I know. His name is Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free..

Mine needs help because it’s so big haha !

99999.6 of all the guys on here would say that too "

But how many can back it up

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free..

Mine needs help because it’s so big haha !

99999.6 of all the guys on here would say that too

But how many can back it up "

Probably about 9.99996 %

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Is it pending I’m waiting with anticipation

Yup shouldn’t be long !

I wouldn’t get to excited haha

Ohh I like it great vid

Why thank you ! I must return the compliment . Very sexy

You cheated. You used your hand

You can use your hand that’s where you have been going wrong

It's 2020.. Everything's hands free..

Mine needs help because it’s so big haha !

99999.6 of all the guys on here would say that too

But how many can back it up

Probably about 9.99996 % "

True story hahaha

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Thinking of starting a helicopter tour business.

Any suggestions for what it should be called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cream" Pie in the sky

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


""Cream" Pie in the sky "

Not bad but that's only after you've blown your head gasket. Need something more catchy and sounds sturdy and reliable..

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Fab chopper tours I'm not well enough to think of anything better at present

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Fab chopper tours I'm not well enough to think of anything better at present "

I'll be round with cream for your arse and a clean shirt

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Fab chopper tours I'm not well enough to think of anything better at present "

But yes that one sounds promising

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Cum fly with me

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Cum fly with me "

If you insist

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Fab chopper tours I'm not well enough to think of anything better at present

I'll be round with cream for your arse and a clean shirt "

Thanks very much

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Fab chopper tours I'm not well enough to think of anything better at present

I'll be round with cream for your arse and a clean shirt

Thanks very much "

My pleasure

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Cum fly with me

If you insist "

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby

Hmmm picture in my head of all the men standing infront of mirrors swinging hips lmao... I'm sure influx of videos to follow

Thanks for the giggles brightened my day

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Hmmm picture in my head of all the men standing infront of mirrors swinging hips lmao... I'm sure influx of videos to follow

Thanks for the giggles brightened my day "

I'm just here to entertain

Mines public for now but don't laugh out loud

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby

Impressive you seem to have got the hang of hands free ha ha

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Impressive you seem to have got the hang of hands free ha ha"

Not quite. Needs some work.

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby

Nothing is ever perfect gotta work with what you got sometimes ha ha

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Nothing is ever perfect gotta work with what you got sometimes ha ha "

Oooh that cut deep

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