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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() Do I sense the slightest tinge of sarcasm? ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() I have a nurses outfit if that's of any use? | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() Sarcasm lord no ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() For the last time I'm not fecking wearing that so cut it out ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A little bit now and again is ok. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() You always ruin my fantasy ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't need a uniform to give a bed bath. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Until you're in the full of your health again we shall go easy on you ... ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are too kind m'lady. ![]() | |||
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"Have ya got flat 7up? No but I've got a floppy 6up.." Kaizer does not understand ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I prefer showers.. Scrub my back? | |||
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"Have ya got flat 7up? No but I've got a floppy 6up.. Kaizer does not understand ![]() Of course you don't. Apparently I'm only half the man you are ![]() | |||
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer ![]() Funny how you come running over here now when the manbeast couldn't handle your tears over there... ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Before or after shaving it? ![]() | |||
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"You know you made me laugh earlier thank you Just keep breathing in and out x" You really think there's still hope? ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do try ... ![]() | |||
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"You know you made me laugh earlier thank you Just keep breathing in and out x You really think there's still hope? ![]() Maybe drink a whiskey ![]() | |||
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"You know you made me laugh earlier thank you Just keep breathing in and out x You really think there's still hope? ![]() ![]() I'm done for! I'm teetotal ![]() | |||
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer ![]() ![]() You were the cause of my tears hence the rectal thermometer ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's our secret... That's it I'm done.. Good day to you | |||
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"Have ya got flat 7up? No but I've got a floppy 6up.. Kaizer does not understand ![]() ![]() Half ![]() ![]() | |||
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer ![]() ![]() ![]() I've succeeded in making Busty laugh and you cry in the same day? Oh dry your sweet cheeks. I'll put you back on the Christmas card list. ![]() | |||
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer ![]() ![]() Oi leave Kaizer fans alone ![]() | |||
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"Have ya got flat 7up? No but I've got a floppy 6up.. Kaizer does not understand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was bigging it up so don't steal my thunder Mr Thunderkiss ![]() | |||
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll shove the Christmas card in the same place as the thermometer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"First things first, let's check your temperature. Anyone have a rectal thermometer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I'll take that with a pinch of salt.. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Toodles ![]() | |||
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"Hot Whiskey or Brandy with freshly squeezed lemon and good quality honey can definitely help!! it will last a week with medication and seven days without it !! lol " Thanks for the info. How long would shloer last? ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() I see OP refused the nurse. I'm not sick , but can get very sick if that outfit is still on offer . If you show up with sweetcheeks , thermometer not out of play too... ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() I refused the nurses outfit but not the nurse.. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() The nurse and her outfit have been requested elsewhere.. | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not surprised. I didn't know you were a district nurse. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() Think this is the moment for bribery ... I own lovehoney.eu, the nurse can have anything and everything she desires .... | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() Bribery does not work on nurses.. We aren't allowed to accept gifts.. Buttttt if you have any nice cake and shared some.. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't oversell it. I think she's on her way already. You've caught her eye. ![]() | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() Just about but by the time Dizzie and Sweet are done there won't be much left worth saving. They are making a Voodoo doll as we speak. ![]() | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() ![]() Voodoo dolls ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Enlighten me ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a rainbow cake of pleasure ...2 spoons ... Additional spoons available if someone wants to join | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() ![]() Lol.. Im too busy shaving my back to be making voodoo dolls | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A slice on the sole of your foot and put your socks back on it will help clear you out Slice one in 1/2 and leave in room as well will soak up all the germs ![]() | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does it ward off evil hairy backed spirits as well? ![]() | |||
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"Are you still alive ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope for that you will need a voodoo doll ![]() | |||
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"Finished ![]() ![]() In your Holly berries ![]() | |||
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"As a thank you for all your sympathy and medical advice including acupuncture, I will seriously consider all friend requests. ![]() ![]() Even from the chewbacca look alike? | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() I've a maid outfit Rose, you could doctor him and I could clean up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() Dream team ![]() | |||
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"As a thank you for all your sympathy and medical advice including acupuncture, I will seriously consider all friend requests. ![]() ![]() She's half Jedi so yes. | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just taking a moment to fist pump you Rose ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. Nurses uniform;-) If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() All late offers considered. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fisting and pumping in the same sentence? That's just unfair ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plus the outfits.. Its like a wet dream team | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bring it on ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So his man flu ain't that bad, his mind went to the gutter lol | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's it default position. I have to rein it in sometimes. ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not cleaning your cleaning even in my maid outfit ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't ask. You offered ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just seen my last message, got to love predicted txt firing out random words ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol. Would you like to reword it now? ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No !! Not as funny in my head now Bloody predicted txt ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your phone knows you too well ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know What a bore I am lol Threw out cleaning twice This is what it says if I keeping hitting then middle button I will be in bed under the duvet and a few days ago saying that I will be in bed under the duvet ![]() | |||
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"Before anyone asks if I've got nothing better to do today than post endlessly on the forums the answer is no I don't. I've got man flu and we all know that never ends well so I thought I'd spend my last few hours sharing the love and making people smile. If I've succeeded in creating even one little smirk or grin then it's been worth it..... Have we any medics here ? anyone who can help this poor man in his hour of need. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You need some adventure in your life.. ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() Could be worse could have had to put it somewhere else ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() I used to like you ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You lot are just obsessed with my arse. ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahh you still do admit it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No I just hinted he could tho ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now why would you automatically think I’d ask you to put it there I was thinking in your ear maybe ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Almost as fine as yours young lady ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You sweet talker you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I prefer the naughty list it's more fun ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think I caught your man flu "aaaahhhh-choooo" ![]() It was all that snogging last night. You need to be careful at your age old boy ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you're just being silly. Ears are for tongues.... ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Come and sit on my lap ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() On my way ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just ignore the naughty nurses ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gulp as long as they aren't going to stick me with something I'll try to..... Or wait that could be fun too ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You heard it here ladies. Naughty Bo needs your complete attention. ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Feck off ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Language young lady. I'll have to put you across my knee... ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ye ye promises promises ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't make empty promises ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This naughty nurse will put cream on your sore bum after ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mine or Bo's? ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh well in that case ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You need to clarify. Are you agreeing to the spanking or having your bum creamed? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't I have both ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Very greedy for a virgin ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I may as well start with a bang ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll take you for a spin on my helicopter ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How the practice going ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohh I like helicopters. ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll have to ask those who were at the premiere ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You didn’t ask me ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Didn't think you'd be interested ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah now no huffing. ![]() | |||
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"Struggling to get my shoe on with half an onion in my sock though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You must have missed your invitation. Would you like me to make it public? ![]() | |||
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