FabSwingers.com forum: silly mistakes when you started out swinging

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what's the silliest thing you did when you started out swinging? nothing serious. mine would be mistaking some terms for something else. for example a couple were looking for BBC and i mistakenly thought they meant the channel so i told them it's right at the start of the channels on whatever box the were using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stupidly gave out my mobile number and ended up hounded by the guy I gave it to

Will never do that again

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I got a message asking was i need of some TLC but of course who dosent till i found out his idea of TLC was Thick Long Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a bit naive when I joined Fab. One of my first messages asked was I into Watersports. I replied politely that I lived in the Midlands and could not swim. I think he thought I was taking the piss (not literally!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also thought VWE stood for Very Well Educated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on of fab for about 6yrs

and don't know what the difference between mfm and mmf, apparently there is a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on of fab for about 6yrs

and don't know what the difference between mfm and mmf, apparently there is a difference

Shiver me timbers

Kaizer mistakenly took people for their word

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By *rishunicornMan
over a year ago

Cookstown

Drink! I got d*unk at a party/club night. I rarely drink and was having family issues at the time. I truly regret it. I’ve never drank booze at a meet since. I never done anything bad but felt being d*unk and sex don’t mix well!

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

naughtysville

"I've been on of fab for about 6yrs

and don't know what the difference between mfm and mmf, apparently there is a difference

Love it

that makes 2 of us lol would love to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I gather an mfm is the guys dont play with each other but an mmf they may... Subtle difference

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

"I've been on of fab for about 6yrs

and don't know what the difference between mfm and mmf, apparently there is a difference

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only for people who are lame..

If there was a difference, how do we explain mmmf?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Had no idea what DVP was when asked if we'd done it

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"I've been on of fab for about 6yrs

and don't know what the difference between mfm and mmf, apparently there is a difference

Female in the middle or a man in the middle, quickest way possible to say youre looking for straight or bi. Doesnt work on bigger one like mmmmf, but some people will still write it like mmfmm etc

Same with fmf, but women are forced to be bisexual more, so more often do mff.

Its a bit pointless anyway cause you have to ask either way.

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

What does porn still refer to a straight threesome as mmf? If its good enough for pornhub its good enough for me

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What does porn still refer to a straight threesome as mmf? If its good enough for pornhub its good enough for me

Exactly

I've been around for years and always called it an mmf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had no idea what DVP was when asked if we'd done it

Lol heard of DVP until I joined fab and when I was explained what it was, I was No Way can that be done!

Then I got shown a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked was I into watersports and I told them naw I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked was I into watersports and I told them naw I can't swim

Hardy can you not swim, I will teach you sometime

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

I provided free drink at a swingers party... Bad idea in Ireland.

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Gemma was talking to a single guy who had been with a couple, and the single guy told Gemma that he came on the ladies stomach and her other half cleaned up.

Gemma thought this meant that he went and got a babywipe....

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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny

My biggest mistake was not clearly discussing detailed play boundaries with one of the first couples I met before we agreed to meet up.

It was only when we met and were in the bedroom that they told me that they were only soft swap, I left a very frustrated Bou. I was always sure to ask those questions upfront for subsequent meets!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked was I into watersports and I told them naw I can't swim

Hardy can you not swim, I will teach you sometime

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I'll supply the armbands

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Didn't ask enough questions before first meet or should I say didn't ask the right ones so I wasn't prepared for what she expected me to do to her.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dublin

This thread gave me the giggles

I was far too trusting! Met one or two without spending more time chatting! Lesson learned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googling k_9 when someone asked me if I was into it... Wrong move, don't do it..

Being pressured into meeting too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googling k_9 when someone asked me if I was into it... Wrong move, don't do it..

Being pressured into meeting too quickly "

Is it dog related?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googling k_9 when someone asked me if I was into it... Wrong move, don't do it..

Being pressured into meeting too quickly

Is it dog related?

It is... We shall go no further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googling k_9 when someone asked me if I was into it... Wrong move, don't do it..

Being pressured into meeting too quickly

Is it dog related?

It is... We shall go no further "

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked was I into watersports and I told them naw I can't swim

Hardy can you not swim, I will teach you sometime

I'll supply the armbands

Ack Hardy you won't need armbands

I've got floaties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gemma was talking to a single guy who had been with a couple, and the single guy told Gemma that he came on the ladies stomach and her other half cleaned up.

Gemma thought this meant that he went and got a babywipe....

That's hilarious

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

"I've been on of fab for about 6yrs

and don't know what the difference between mfm and mmf, apparently there is a difference

only for people who are lame..

If there was a difference, how do we explain mmmf?"

I never quote mmmf

I quote mmfm

Im the one on the right. The other mm they can do what they want,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lowered my standards big-time when I was on here as a couple with my ex and we had threesomes with guys I wouldn't look twice at in the street

I learned to always just say no if it doesn't feel right, no matter how much it might piss someone off, I don't HAVE to fuck anybody and I can change my mind if I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gemma was talking to a single guy who had been with a couple, and the single guy told Gemma that he came on the ladies stomach and her other half cleaned up.

Gemma thought this meant that he went and got a babywipe....

That's hilarious

I laughed

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"Gemma was talking to a single guy who had been with a couple, and the single guy told Gemma that he came on the ladies stomach and her other half cleaned up.

Gemma thought this meant that he went and got a babywipe....

That's hilarious

I laughed

I had to read this twice to figure out what Gemma said wrong

Thank God I've never been asked beforehand, I'd probably have said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stupidly gave out my mobile number and ended up hounded by the guy I gave it to

Will never do that again

Jeez...not the best to happen..so what did you do ?.. did you block his number on your phone or change your phone number ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made one yes......but have definitely learned from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still fresh, so I'm sure it's coming

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What does porn still refer to a straight threesome as mmf? If its good enough for pornhub its good enough for me

Exactly

I've been around for years and always called it an mmf "

Yep both bang on , it don't matter what order the letters are in . If I was ever in an mmf and the blokes had or lips wander my way he'd wake up with a crowd around him

Mr dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting men on a pedestal and believing I wasn't worthy.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Putting men on a pedestal and believing I wasn't worthy. "

Similar to my early experience of believing some people were out of my league. Now I take it all with a pinch of salt and if someone doesn't like me for whatever reason that's their problem not mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I provided free drink at a swingers party... Bad idea in Ireland. "

yeah our experience for a lot of parties is people get too messy to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to answer all my messages.. And sending polite refusals..that plan didn't work out well..

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

Drove 60mls down country to meet a girl..turned out to be a gay man // should have chatted on the phone first //

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drove 60mls down country to meet a girl..turned out to be a gay man // should have chatted on the phone first // "

that's awful!!!

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By *nowdriftMan
over a year ago

Dublin & Mayo

Meeting someone where I was suspicious their pix weren’t recent and it turned out they looked nothing like the pix they sent me

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By *eracityMan
over a year ago

the big smoke

Shared face photos with the wrong person who went on to out me in public. Back fired on them when the people concerned congratulated me on being open minded. Still. It was a tad bit embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lowered my standards big-time when I was on here as a couple with my ex and we had threesomes with guys I wouldn't look twice at in the street

I learned to always just say no if it doesn't feel right, no matter how much it might piss someone off, I don't HAVE to fuck anybody and I can change my mind if I want to

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By *omDubCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Our biggest mistake has been to not to repeat meets with people we enjoyed having fun with

Luckily enough, we’ve changed our mind regarding that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our biggest mistake has been to not to repeat meets with people we enjoyed having fun with

Luckily enough, we’ve changed our mind regarding that

repeat meets are awesome

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I'm mistake free.

Not started swinging yet.

But I will be coming soon to a club near you

VC social first target.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Fab online mistakes, few first time I joined last year.

That was mainly my fault , a bit of my friend that introduced me not giving me the full picture what fab was .

Think new profiles , should have like a week at least of access to forum history only and the help section before set free to message .

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I couldn’t answer that here!! But 2 scenarios

1. I thought I was going to be shot

2. I thought I was going to be arrested

I can laugh about them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs thought we were being followed on our first meet when we travelled to dublin, we were, by about 200 cars over the M50

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Biggest mistake was me and my ex wife telling each other that it's ok to have 1 on 1 regular partners that we met here, which developed into love-relationships.. and that doing so wont impact our relationship at all.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

No big mistakes. I thought some meets were going to be a mistake but I was pleasantly surprised. Had quite a few day and night meets where it went from initial message to being given an address in less than 2 hours. Had all my ninja , fight or flight skills on overload as I approached her/their place but all went without a hitch and they were intense intense meets

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By *harmanMan
over a year ago

Living Abroad

1 - Not chatting enough before the meeting.

2 - Jump to a meeting before seen pictures.

We learn as we go

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By *irl4fucking18Woman
over a year ago

city

Started as a couple and practically forced to fuck men that I wouldn't even sit beside on a bus.

Sending face pics to soon that landed all over a messenger app.

Agreeing to meet a couple but the guy only turns up and shites on about his wife couldn't make it.

Meeting younger guys that haven't a clue what their doing.

Missing out on some socials.

Paying for a hotel and then the guy never shows up leaving me fork out the bill for a room I don't even need..

Think that's it probably more but me mind is frozen

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

My silly mistake was not telling my wife

....

This has now been rectified

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

We were chatting to a single guy for a few weeks when it turned out that we had met him with his partner a few months previously at a party (she was aware of his single profile). We only met him in passing at the party so we had no idea it was him, even after swapping face pics, but he knew it was us and never mentioned that we had met. A few other details that we won't get into here led to us finding out and it turned the whole thing very, very creepy.

It doesn't sound as bad as some of the other posts above but at the time it was a cause for concern and almost lead to us leaving.

Glad we didn't though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started as a couple and practically forced to fuck men that I wouldn't even sit beside on a bus.

Think that's it probably more but me mind is frozen

Have heard this a few times.

Kinda disturbing.

Mistakes:

Going to a swingers club expecting it to be a scene from "eyes wide shut"

....turns out an english swingers club is basically the same lager drinking brexit voters you see on The Costas ....but naked in a room

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Started as a couple and practically forced to fuck men that I wouldn't even sit beside on a bus.

Think that's it probably more but me mind is frozen

Have heard this a few times.

Kinda disturbing.

Mistakes:

Going to a swingers club expecting it to be a scene from "eyes wide shut"

....turns out an english swingers club is basically the same lager drinking brexit voters you see on The Costas ....but naked in a room"

Hahaha so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistakes (part 2)

Spending hours crafting messages to girls or couples on here only to be shown on a meet that women on here get 384 messages a day.

Need to be smarter to get laid!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

No mistakes made only lessons learned

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By *nquisitive ladyWoman
over a year ago

meath

Taking things to heart and I still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a social meet in a fairly popular bar and seeing someone from work at the bar

.......mind you i was only having a drink with the couple but still I won’t be doing social meets there again

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By *onfirmed guestsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What does porn still refer to a straight threesome as mmf? If its good enough for pornhub its good enough for me

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