FabSwingers.com forum: A litte bit of humour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saturday morning,Mom is making breakfast and roars upstairs that she is making breakfast to her two sons John(10) and Timmy(8).

John steps into the kitchen first with a big grumpy head on him and Mom says " what do you want for breakfast John" to which he crankily replies, "I will have some fucking eggs". As quick as a flash the mother smacks him across the face and legs and screams at him to get up the stairs and stay in his room all day,

Timmy passes John on the way down and the mother snarls at Timmy and says what do you want for breakfast?

Timmy didn't even blink and says "one thing is for certain I am not having the fucking eggs".

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"??????"
I think before they came downstairs John and Timmy decided to curse for the 1st time and it didn't go according to plan..but they both still said a curse word

By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"?????? I think before they came downstairs John and Timmy decided to curse for the 1st time and it didn't go according to plan..but they both still said a curse word

Oh dear