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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave.. "

Crohn's disease, Davy?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave.. "

Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..

Crohn's disease, Davy? "

Disease free..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shiver me timbers "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..

Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but "

Never know someone might be into it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! Haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..

Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but

Never know someone might be into it.. "

Yup Iv had that message

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Are we talking fanny farting or just regular farting Davy

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d just laugh it off if it was the other person but mortified if I accidentally let one go

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Once went into a business meeting and as I sat down opposite an engineer and leaned over the table to shake her hand a really loud fart just slipped out from me.

I went as Red as a Tomato and just apologized as I had to own it.

She laughed thank God but I still get embarrassed in thinking about it.

Jesus if it was during a cooffe meet I'd fecking die

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Oh Jesus bowman I'd die, I once went to a meet, and came under a little pressure so to speak, made an excuse that I forgot condoms and drove around the corner in the car, was back in a few, the poor girl nearly died as she was convinced I wasnt coming back, and it was a lame excuse to leave, at that point I told her the truth and we both still laugh about it, i meet her every now and then and she'll always message saying " dont forget the condoms followed by the gusty wind emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking fanny farting or just regular farting Davy "

Hahahahaha...I got a right snigger here

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Oh Jesus bowman I'd die, I once went to a meet, and came under a little pressure so to speak, made an excuse that I forgot condoms and drove around the corner in the car, was back in a few, the poor girl nearly died as she was convinced I wasnt coming back, and it was a lame excuse to leave, at that point I told her the truth and we both still laugh about it, i meet her every now and then and she'll always message saying " dont forget the condoms followed by the gusty wind emoji "

at least ye had a laugh about it she must definitely have thought you were just going to leave tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jesus bowman I'd die, I once went to a meet, and came under a little pressure so to speak, made an excuse that I forgot condoms and drove around the corner in the car, was back in a few, the poor girl nearly died as she was convinced I wasnt coming back, and it was a lame excuse to leave, at that point I told her the truth and we both still laugh about it, i meet her every now and then and she'll always message saying " dont forget the condoms followed by the gusty wind emoji "

Quality.. love that..hahaha

And the fact ye laugh at still..this post was a complete pisstake by me but it actually does happen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d just laugh it off if it was the other person but mortified if I accidentally let one go "

I'm light hearted so I'd laugh whoever's did it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope! Haha "

Not yet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every let one out by pure accident on a meet or during play.. Is is a huge turn off.. what about that awkward 10 seconds after it.. or the concentration levels of waiting untill you leave..

Thankfully never Davy there’s always a first but

Never know someone might be into it..

Yup Iv had that message "

Is there anything you havent been offered B

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well "

I'll know what to look out for so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well

I'll know what to look out for so "

I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well

I'll know what to look out for so

I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before "

Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well

I'll know what to look out for so

I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before

Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case "

Theres a kink I havent tried before lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well

I'll know what to look out for so

I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before

Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case

Theres a kink I havent tried before lol "

Hahaha well I guess it's a new one for both of us so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to fart to bring an end to a meet that isn't going well

I'll know what to look out for so

I'll be sure not to eat beans or dairy the night before

Lol.sounds like a plan I'll bring a gas mask just in case

Theres a kink I havent tried before lol

Hahaha well I guess it's a new one for both of us so "

I wonder what other new stuff we could try

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By *oxer22Man
over a year ago

limerick

Had a meet once, and we were doing a bit of the oul 69, well during the course of play , she did summit that suprised me and I lost control, shot my load unexpectedly which she wasn't expecting, well in turn she lost control and let a good oul fart rip, could feel a blast of air fly past my forehead and across the top of my head, have to say she parted my hair nicely but a hair dryer is the safer option

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Wasn't this an old joke about a sexual position?

Where she was down on you and you let one rip but pulled the duvet over her head so she couldn't surface out of the smell for fresh air.

Can't remember the name of it

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"Wasn't this an old joke about a sexual position?

Where she was down on you and you let one rip but pulled the duvet over her head so she couldn't surface out of the smell for fresh air.

Can't remember the name of it "

isn't that a Dutch oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds of a nice lady I used to meet she did let one off one time i was down licking the honey pot

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

You can normally get away with it unless it’s in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart Rose's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fart Rose's "

Ouch, do the thorns hurt?

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By *lightlySamMan
over a year ago

gorey

It smells like I shat myself tonight, that is all

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

It's been done on me by ex gf. Rimming... I'll never forget it

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I just blame the ducks out side there noisy Fuckers..the ones that sound like a machine gun are harder to hide tho

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