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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Whoaaa , slow down girls ; so many messages. Can’t reply to all but I promise to answer as many as I can. No, there is no charge (Hilda from Purdysburn, ward 6a); it’s totally a free service. Just pay for the coffee is thanks enough darling xx

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Damn always wanted to know what to wear for a coffee meet. If I set up a new profile, will I pass as a newbie?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Damn always wanted to know what to wear for a coffee meet. If I set up a new profile, will I pass as a newbie? "

No

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"Damn always wanted to know what to wear for a coffee meet. If I set up a new profile, will I pass as a newbie? "

No need- let’s just roleplay as if you are a newbie. As a newbie you won’t know what roleplay means so just act a bit blonde - ok ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx"

Wow.. Thank god.. I need someone desperately to help me sound reasonably intelligent

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Damn always wanted to know what to wear for a coffee meet. If I set up a new profile, will I pass as a newbie?

No need- let’s just roleplay as if you are a newbie. As a newbie you won’t know what roleplay means so just act a bit blonde - ok ?"

She is blond check out her pics

But not the sterotypical dumb blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx"

Can you teach them about hypocrisy?

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx

Can you teach them about hypocrisy? "

So many good suggestions in messages and thread. I think I need to draw up a lesson list. Hypocrisy and modesty definately up for discussion

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By *ussianbabeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx"

Wtf ???

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Damn always wanted to know what to wear for a coffee meet. If I set up a new profile, will I pass as a newbie?

No need- let’s just roleplay as if you are a newbie. As a newbie you won’t know what roleplay means so just act a bit blonde - ok ?

She is blond check out her pics

But not the sterotypical dumb blonde "

Ahh but I'd say a could well pretend to be a naive blonde virgin

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"Damn always wanted to know what to wear for a coffee meet. If I set up a new profile, will I pass as a newbie?

No need- let’s just roleplay as if you are a newbie. As a newbie you won’t know what roleplay means so just act a bit blonde - ok ?

She is blond check out her pics

But not the sterotypical dumb blonde

Ahh but I'd say a could well pretend to be a naive blonde virgin "

Mmmmmmmmm

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Sorry if I’ve blocked some newbies. Nothing personal - but Uve looked at my profile and you are either an inch too short or mebbe a year older. Plus those breast and pussy pics !!!... I know what they look like - duh. I have very high standards so no point wasting my time -and yes I know we’ve not even messaged but that’s the way it is xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KN B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I could have done with your help

When I first joined , it would have saved me all the rejection messages I received before I found madhatter

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Nice burn OP

Pitiful to see the men kowtow to suggestion in corresponding thread.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I keep envisioning Richard Gere & Julia Roberts

for some strange reason

Anyway, good angle Op

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland


"I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx"

10 for effort and cockiness

0 for intelligence of the female brain.

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By *oreThanOnceMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I would like to personally offer my services to all the new fab women on here. Now I know hard it is for you poor wee lambs, so look no further and I will show you the ropes . How to deal with 500 messages in your inbox, what to wear at a coffee meet; some interesting subjects to chat about to make you sound reasonably intelligent and worldly wise to the chap sat opposite you ( like football and politics topics - not just who did your hair and the tampon versus towel debate). Am sure you get the idea . So simply message me and I’ll take it from there. Don’t worry your pretty little head, babe , hun, luv xxxxxx

Whoaaa , slow down girls ; so many messages. Can’t reply to all but I promise to answer as many as I can. No, there is no charge (Hilda from Purdysburn, ward 6a); it’s totally a free service. Just pay for the coffee is thanks enough darling xx"

Brilliant tongue in cheek post OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made my day.

I must check out the forum more often.

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

No- I just can’t be bothered with entitled know it alls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No- I just can’t be bothered with entitled know it alls."

Good thread OP. Must watch out for the next one

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"There are swingers (actual lifestyle swingers) who have nothing but respect for newbies coming on Fab. People who have been told by some friend of theirs that there is this f#ck site where u are guaranteed your hole every night of the week. Imagine their dissappointment when after writing 200 "Hi wanna f#ck" messages they are still sitting at home on their own with their c#ck in their hand and not one meet under their belt. Its not their fault but at least someone has the decency to try and help their situation. Sorry OP but u are making yourself out to be an ass."

Are you serious??? I understand that you support your Missus but read over your post again, it's getting rather ridiculous. 'Not their fault' The guys you're describing there come on here with the wrong motivation in the first place and are either extremely thick or have no respect at all. While I do understand your Missus intention and according to her thread there is interest (whatever their reason is) but there are a good amount that can't be cured, namely the ones you described.

Do yourself a favour and let lovely Missus fight her own corner, yes she's well able to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread OP.

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Hillarious post. Nice to have a giggle on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I understand that you support your Missus again, it's getting rather ridiculous.......

Do yourself a favour and let lovely Missus fight her own corner, yes she's well able to do so. "

I think I'm just going to start just quoting people from now on. As in these sort topics some one gas probably replyed with some sense already and gas jus been ignored as it did not suit the person doing the arguing

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By *an For You OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

thanks for all the interest..... a lesson plan will be promulgated in due course.. any suggestions gratefully received

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