FabSwingers.com forum: Fab hotel part 3

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!

Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple

I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ohh a nice gin and white please lots of ice well. Sits and waits to see who might turn up.

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

Pink gin and Seven Up for me please... And give the lovely lady at the end of the bar whatever she's having

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Pink gin and Seven Up for me please... And give the lovely lady at the end of the bar whatever she's having

Pushes bar stool out with my stocking clad leg come closer don't be shy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First customers of the evening!

You’re both very welcome delighted to have you here. Help yourself to some complimentary nuts, let me get those drinks for you whilst you mingle a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would start an ould pint of stout for me missus, back in a second just goin to the jacks

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Pink gin and Seven Up for me please... And give the lovely lady at the end of the bar whatever she's having

Pushes bar stool out with my stocking clad leg come closer don't be shy now

I'm coming, I'm coming

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Pink gin and Seven Up for me please... And give the lovely lady at the end of the bar whatever she's having

Pushes bar stool out with my stocking clad leg come closer don't be shy now

I'm coming, I'm coming

A bit early Ken but if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding Ding.... Ding Ding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah Mr Thunderkiss

How can I help you this evening? What’s your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah Mr Thunderkiss

How can I help you this evening? What’s your poison?"

Your finest whiskey please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of course sir!

Might I suggest a glass of water to go with that? We don’t want any trouble here this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course sir!

Might I suggest a glass of water to go with that? We don’t want any trouble here this evening

Trouble is Kaizer's middle name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a slippery Nipple please and what ever you fancy yourself

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By *inianMan
over a year ago

castlefinn

Could I have a brandy and creme du menthe with crushed ice and whatever any one else wants the drinks are on me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of course sir!

Might I suggest a glass of water to go with that? We don’t want any trouble here this evening

Trouble is Kaizer's middle name

oh I know but we’ve just redecorated after the last incident so if you could just behave tonight I would be eternally grateful! I don’t mind showing you how grateful I can be either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a brandy and creme du menthe with crushed ice and whatever any one else wants the drinks are on me!!"

Hey big spender

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm the designated driver tonight..any chance of a pussyfoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course sir!

Might I suggest a glass of water to go with that? We don’t want any trouble here this evening

Trouble is Kaizer's middle name

oh I know but we’ve just redecorated after the last incident so if you could just behave tonight I would be eternally grateful! I don’t mind showing you how grateful I can be either

Whatever the lady desires

Best leave the Whiskey till later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As usual Sex on the beach please

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Oooh I'm quite partial to hot Southern Comfort with a slice of orange. Please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming right up ladies!

There’s a bit of talent in here tonight, if you play your cards right you could do well for yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming right up ladies!

There’s a bit of talent in here tonight, if you play your cards right you could do well for yourselves

Evening all! Pour me a Hendricks and tonic please.. and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming right up ladies!

There’s a bit of talent in here tonight, if you play your cards right you could do well for yourselves

Evening all! Pour me a Hendricks and tonic please.. and one for yourself

Don’t mind if I do

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Bad day, I’ll have a large Malbec and sink into the corner to keep myself to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad day, I’ll have a large Malbec and sink into the corner to keep myself to myself"

Say no more! Give me the nod when you’re ready and I’ll send over another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As its hump day can I please have a pint of Coors, I deserve it

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Bad day, I’ll have a large Malbec and sink into the corner to keep myself to myself

Say no more! Give me the nod when you’re ready and I’ll send over another

If the fire is on I could be here all night

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

If you can have the Dublin girl that was f***ed over twice on x factor sing in your hotel I would love to call In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Tuborg on tap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As its hump day can I please have a pint of Coors, I deserve it

Course you can darling! Thirsty work that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any Tuborg on tap?"

Of course my love! Take a seat I’ll stick one on for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a vodka and 7up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink gin and Seven Up for me please... And give the lovely lady at the end of the bar whatever she's having

Pushes bar stool out with my stocking clad leg come closer don't be shy now

"Stocking clad leg " holy jaysus I'm on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a vodka and 7up please

Of course Mr B

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?

Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a vodka and 7up please

Of course Mr B

Thanks beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?

Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here

Of course gorgeous! Come away from the fire and sit with me at the bar. I’ll keep you warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?

Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here

Of course gorgeous! Come away from the fire and sit with me at the bar. I’ll keep you warm "

Can I come sit with ye to? I'm fairly new here, I could do with some pointers

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By *ewadventures2017Couple
over a year ago

some where near

Can I have a cock shandy ...sorry a rock shandy ..I'm driving lol ??

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By *ewadventures2017Couple
over a year ago

some where near

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had enough of my own company, can I have another Malbec?

Take a seat and we can watch the bar from here

Of course gorgeous! Come away from the fire and sit with me at the bar. I’ll keep you warm

Can I come sit with ye to? I'm fairly new here, I could do with some pointers

Of course darling us Tipp women have got to look out for each other. I’ll open another bottle and get another glass. Pull up a stool

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By *icey55Man
over a year ago

Dublin /Meath

I'll have a Dingle gin and tonic and whatever sweet cheeks is having

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please "

Well since you said the magic word of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!

Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple

I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you

I don't need an alcohol or food. I need a strong man who knows how to fix my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!

Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple

I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you

I don't need an alcohol or food. I need a strong man who knows how to fix my back

Is there any chance Ms for it, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab hotel is open again for business this evening!

Come into the bar and have a Christmas tipple

I’ll be your very friendly barmaid this evening let me know what you desire and I’ll see if I can rustle something up for you

I don't need an alcohol or food. I need a strong man who knows how to fix my back

Is there any chance Ms for it, please?

Let me ask around for you Smokey

Take a seat at the bar while I have a word with my patrons! There’s surely someone here that can sort you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour me another one Miss C, please.

Can I be of any assistance to anyone in here this fine evening? ...looks over in Smokey’s direction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pour me another one Miss C, please.

Can I be of any assistance to anyone in here this fine evening? ...looks over in Smokey’s direction..."

And she is smiling and

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