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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

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I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

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By *oadrunner2000Man
over a year ago

city centre

Feliz navida.... Jesus christ nothing gets my blood pressure up like it...

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By *oadrunner2000Man
over a year ago

city centre

Oh and anything sung by that Nathan Carter fellow.... What a nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feliz navida.... Jesus christ nothing gets my blood pressure up like it... "

Puerto Ricans at Christmas.... Whats not to love

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Cliff Richard's millennium prayer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

Dont know this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Santa kissing Mummy or whatever that total tripe is called. My answer? Mind your own business sprog.

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

Lol...."Cum they told meeee" BE WARNED LADIES!!! a model for Lads shooting there load toooo early over Christmas!!!

Jayus that Kennedy song is painful

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. What the actual fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Oh dear Lord almighty!!!! Worst thing I've heard in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Oh dear Lord almighty!!!! Worst thing I've heard in years! "

Its an embarrassment to the country, Santy and the birthday boy himself JC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step into Christmas - Elfton John.

It physically hurts me.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

It might grow on me (in a year or two...)

but that Robbie Williams-Tyson Fury Christmas song

"BAD SHARON"

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By *ynchsimonMan
over a year ago

North county Dublin Meath

All I want for Christmas ????

Maria Carey

Hate it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I genuinely hate all Christmas songs with passion. So overplayed, so simple, so repetitive. If they would just dissapear - I'd be quite happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw Santa kissing Mummy or whatever that total tripe is called. My answer? Mind your own business sprog."

Love it

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Mistletoe and wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I genuinely hate all Christmas songs with passion. So overplayed, so simple, so repetitive. If they would just dissapear - I'd be quite happy. "

Ahhh Missus ..BAH HUMBUG !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistletoe and wine "

Poor cliff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

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I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ..."

That wud be stay another day lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. What the actual fuck"

Nooooooooooooo... That's the best song of all time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw Santa kissing Mummy or whatever that total tripe is called. My answer? Mind your own business sprog.

Love it

And there’s me thinking we could have been friends...

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By *ubcouple99Couple
over a year ago

dublin

It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York

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over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol "

Thank you so much ..see..l hate the fucking thing soooo much l couldn't even think of its name ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Thank you so much ..see..l hate the fucking thing soooo much l couldn't even think of its name ..

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it was the white jackets can never unsee those

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

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well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

All I want for Christmas, everytime I hear it, feels like my ears are bleeding

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over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Thank you so much ..see..l hate the fucking thing soooo much l couldn't even think of its name ..

it was the white jackets can never unsee those

Gawwwd...if EVER there was a Christmas song to exploit people THAT was it...crime against music ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x"

Slapped or spanked ??.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x

Slapped or spanked ??."
defo a slap lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)"

WHAT ???? how COULD you ???

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)"

You're a disgrace, shouldn't be spreading such filthy slander! For shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x

Slapped or spanked ??. defo a slap lol x"

Bah Humbug

...but isn't that what Christmas is all about ...drink so much wine it don't matter who you kiss under the mistletoe ???

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x

Slapped or spanked ??. defo a slap lol x

Bah Humbug

...but isn't that what Christmas is all about ...drink so much wine it don't matter who you kiss under the mistletoe ???"
hate wine and no humbug here I love Christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)"

Well said

Shane McGowan vomiting down a mic is not the definition of Christmas really

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over a year ago

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)

Well said

Shane McGowan vomiting down a mic is not the definition of Christmas really

Mic or toilet ?? Don't matter to him ...he's still getting a chunka Ching Ching for that song ..32 years later..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York "

Yah it's pretty awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x

Slapped or spanked ??. defo a slap lol x

Bah Humbug

...but isn't that what Christmas is all about ...drink so much wine it don't matter who you kiss under the mistletoe ??? hate wine and no humbug here I love Christmas lol"

Hate wine myself ..and glad to hear you love Christmas..and l know you secretly love mistletoe & wine ..it tugs at your heartstrings all the time ..

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York

Yah it's pretty awful "

Sure all of his music is shite anyway haha just one more to add to his pile

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By *aughtyhotlipsWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Mistletoe and wine

Poor cliff...

.. I'm sorry but cliff needs to hand up that microphone

AHH didn't he write a song about you ..." She's just a Devil woman "...

well cant beat some of his wee songs but hate mistletoe and wine needs slapped for that one lol x

Slapped or spanked ??. defo a slap lol x

Bah Humbug

...but isn't that what Christmas is all about ...drink so much wine it don't matter who you kiss under the mistletoe ??? hate wine and no humbug here I love Christmas lol

Hate wine myself ..and glad to hear you love Christmas..and l know you secretly love mistletoe & wine ..it tugs at your heartstrings all the time ..

What's not to love about Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York

Yah it's pretty awful

Sure all of his music is shite anyway haha just one more to add to his pile

Your not far wrong

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York

Yah it's pretty awful

Sure all of his music is shite anyway haha just one more to add to his pile

Your not far wrong

If it plays on the radio, the radio is going straight onto the bin haha

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)"

Ya cheap lousy faggot

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hopefully nobody mistakes that for abuse

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York "

I was happily unaware he did a version

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By *eauhoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York

I was happily unaware he did a version "

I think I heard it once and blocked it out. 'And the boysssh in the NYPD choir shtill shinging Galway bay' Grim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)

Ya cheap lousy faggot

Oi be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another rock and roll Xmas

For the obvious reason

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Slade -"I wish it could be Christmas every day "-dreadful and who the fook could afford that shit every day !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliff Richard anything by cliff richard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slade -"I wish it could be Christmas every day "-dreadful and who the fook could afford that shit every day !!"

So very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Darkness Christmas time! Hate it with a passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Thank you so much ..see..l hate the fucking thing soooo much l couldn't even think of its name ..

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the best song ever reminds me of my youth so long ago

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"The Darkness Christmas time! Hate it with a passion"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re walking in the air - by that wee snowman bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Thank you so much ..see..l hate the fucking thing soooo much l couldn't even think of its name ..

the best song ever reminds me of my youth so long ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

East 17...yeah...pure drivel..the whole lot of them look like they're going to try and sell you a bag of blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"East 17...yeah...pure drivel..the whole lot of them look like they're going to try and sell you a bag of blow "

Blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"East 17...yeah...pure drivel..the whole lot of them look like they're going to try and sell you a bag of blow

Blow

#keepingit90s

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By *iscreet_guy_wcMan
over a year ago

City Centre

I can't stand the east 17 bad lip synching video of that song, gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?"

Chris Rea - Driving home for Christmas

Many years in retail tortured by this on a loop as I worked my teenage ass off in a clothes shop

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over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Thank you so much ..see..l hate the fucking thing soooo much l couldn't even think of its name ..

the best song ever reminds me of my youth so long ago

Seriously ??? the best song ever ??? In the words of the famous John McEnroe..." YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS ???"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life"

You were warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The xmas song mamma died on Christmas eve... I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The xmas song mamma died on Christmas eve... I hate it. "

Run over by Reindeer?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The xmas song mamma died on Christmas eve... I hate it.

Run over by Reindeer?

...but written from the point of view of her son, rather than her grandson. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't stand the east 17 bad lip synching video of that song, gets me every time

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By *iscreet_guy_wcMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Micheal buble is after defrosting and is probably half way through a Christmas album at this stage

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

You were warned

Oh god my worst was Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas but this one is now out doing even her

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

You were warned

Oh god my worst was Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas but this one is now out doing even her

Kaizer defies anyone to listen to it and not say its the worst song on the planet

Kennedy should be put into a box

The box put into a car

The car driven to a cliff

Petrol poured on the car

Set the car ablaze

And pushed it off the cliiiiiiff

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

You were warned

Oh god my worst was Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas but this one is now out doing even her

Kaizer defies anyone to listen to it and not say its the worst song on the planet

Kennedy should be put into a box

The box put into a car

The car driven to a cliff

Petrol poured on the car

Set the car ablaze

And pushed it off the cliiiiiiff

I'm not in his fan club but I don't understand the hate tbh. It's far from the worst song I've ever heard. Christ, there's a wealth of awful Christmas songs out there, some of which are quite popular but still shite imho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

You were warned

Oh god my worst was Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas but this one is now out doing even her

Kaizer defies anyone to listen to it and not say its the worst song on the planet

Kennedy should be put into a box

The box put into a car

The car driven to a cliff

Petrol poured on the car

Set the car ablaze

And pushed it off the cliiiiiiff

It's so badly written it offends Kaizer's ear drums as for the lyrics... Well here ya go

Everyone have different tastes Mickey

You go and rock out to Kennedy on Christmas morning

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

You were warned

Oh god my worst was Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas but this one is now out doing even her

Kaizer defies anyone to listen to it and not say its the worst song on the planet

Kennedy should be put into a box

The box put into a car

The car driven to a cliff

Petrol poured on the car

Set the car ablaze

And pushed it off the cliiiiiiff

It's so badly written it offends Kaizer's ear drums as for the lyrics... Well here ya go

Everyone have different tastes Mickey

You go and rock out to Kennedy on Christmas morning

Well I'll point you back to my first line there if you please.

I'm guessing that you've never attempted to listen to Mariah Carey do her vocal gymnastics routine on O holy night if you think BK is the worst ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically any christmas song that isnt "Christmas In Hollis" by Run DMC can get fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step into Christmas - Elfton John.

It physically hurts me.

What? That’s a great song!

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over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol "

Stay Another Day is NOT a Christmas song! Why do people insist on saying it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York "

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slade -"I wish it could be Christmas every day "-dreadful and who the fook could afford that shit every day !!"

That was actually Roy Wood and Wizzard.

I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

Chris Rea - Driving home for Christmas

Many years in retail tortured by this on a loop as I worked my teenage ass off in a clothes shop"

... I like that song...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking Kennedy spa singing about Christmas morning

Its a horrendous song! Shockingly badly written, with lyrics a catatonic badger could pen

Kaizer would like to run at Kennedy Christmas morning with a goddam axe in hand

I don't know that one. Could you hum it for me?

Google Kennedy Christmas morning!

A tone deaf labrador could do better

Fuck Brian Kennedy... and fuck you for bringing this into my life

You were warned

Oh god my worst was Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas but this one is now out doing even her

Kaizer defies anyone to listen to it and not say its the worst song on the planet

Kennedy should be put into a box

The box put into a car

The car driven to a cliff

Petrol poured on the car

Set the car ablaze

When I type “lol”, I rarely actually laugh out loud. I usually just exhale a bit out of my nose. But the reference to that awful Brian Kennedy song about the box in the car actually made me lol

And pushed it off the cliiiiiiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t stand “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song"

I’d forgotten about that till you reminded me. Horrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Micheal buble is after defrosting and is probably half way through a Christmas album at this stage

Most likely

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song"

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like any Xmas song..

But same time I don't mind them cause I never listen radio.. And only when I hear tiny bit of them is when shopping food.

And Xmas shopping I have done before they started play

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s got to be Ronan keatings version of fairytale of New York "

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

What

Boy George Jennifer

"Tonight, thank god its them instead of you!"

That's actually a shocking statement from Boner

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

What

Boy George Jennifer

"Tonight, thank god its them instead of you!"

That's actually a shocking statement from Boner

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over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Stay Another Day is NOT a Christmas song! Why do people insist on saying it is?"

Because it was the 1994 Christmas No.1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them. Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of them. Bah humbug"

Okay Grinch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of Micheal buble!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!"

Really ? As in every song ?

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By *iscreet_guy_wcMan
over a year ago

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"All of Micheal buble!!!

Really ? As in every song ?"

I don't know, I do a mean strip tease to Cry Me A River

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!"

He sodomised poor Burl Ives and Holly Jolly Christmas

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over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!"

Yes!

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

What

Boy George Jennifer

"Tonight, thank god its them instead of you!"

That's actually a shocking statement from Boner

No..I think Bono's line was just to let people in a more better financial position know that they're lucky that be in the position that they are rather than where the people in Africa are ...and yes ..I totally hate the cover version of Feed the World ...pure crap ...there ought to have been a law against that

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over a year ago

"That song by whoever it is ..the one with the video with them all in big white coats singing...anyone know it ??... Anyway ...drives me up the f**king wall ...l completely detest it ...

That wud be stay another day lol

Stay Another Day is NOT a Christmas song! Why do people insist on saying it is?

Because it was the 1994 Christmas No.1 "

Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine is not a Christmas song. Christmas number 1 2009

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

What

Boy George Jennifer

"Tonight, thank god its them instead of you!"

That's actually a shocking statement from Boner

I think it was deliberately provocative, an attempt to shame people into donating

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over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!

Yes!"

Haha I can’t stand him!!

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over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!

Yes!

Haha I can’t stand him!!"

He's well and truly out of his Christmas cave at this stage.

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over a year ago

"The band aid 20 song

The original was bad enough with superstars from all over the world but the 20th anniversary had lamar, busted, s club 7, jamelia etc. Really really bad version of an average song

But

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

They don't even fucking know its Christmas

Cue transvestite wailing

What

Boy George Jennifer

"Tonight, thank god its them instead of you!"

That's actually a shocking statement from Boner

Bull fuckin shit

Boner is a tool

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Tragically the whole band aid /live aid project only served to transform the evil Ethiopian government from the third or fourth poorest country in the world to the best equipped military on the African continent. They had already napalmed rebel areas in Eritrea, thereby causing the "famine" and were now in a position to really turn the screw. I find it hard to listen to that song without picturing Geldof playfully slapping the shoulder of the genocidal monster that was running Ethiopia at the time.

The intention was good but the outcome was a disaster for the people of Eritrea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!

Yes!

Haha I can’t stand him!!

He's well and truly out of his Christmas cave at this stage.

Unfortunately

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over a year ago

"All of Micheal buble!!!

Really ? As in every song ?

I don't know, I do a mean strip tease to Cry Me A River

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over a year ago

"Lol...."Cum they told meeee" BE WARNED LADIES!!! a model for Lads shooting there load toooo early over Christmas!!!

Jayus that Kennedy song is painful

Nearly wet myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one for the oldies amo GST us Mrs fogartys Christmas cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's one for the oldies amo GST us Mrs fogartys Christmas cake

New one on me. Worth looking up, or should I avoid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's one for the oldies amo GST us Mrs fogartys Christmas cake

Not heard that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It might grow on me (in a year or two...)

but that Robbie Williams-Tyson Fury Christmas song

"BAD SHARON"

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)"

I'll be on the cross beside you so ( but some would say M be more at home lol) over sentimental tosh!!

(SG)

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over a year ago

"I'll probably get crucified on here for this bit I cant stand Fairytale of New York, used to not mind it but it's just so overplayed now

(Mr)

I'll be on the cross beside you so ( but some would say M be more at home lol) over sentimental tosh!!

(SG) "

I do love the song but agree it's over played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. What the actual fuck"

That song grates right on my nerves

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over a year ago

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. What the actual fuck

That song grates right on my nerves

Why?

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