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By *ust Clare OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Settlewick! |
Hello Ireland .I posted this on the UK forum a few months back and Ive been asked to post it here by one of your forumites as apparently it's a bit quiet on here! I've changed the names and locations to give it a more Gaelic feel!
A Man's Fab Journey
Sign up to fab.Straight guy,looking for women Won't put a photo in case anyone recognises me.Profile text, nah, will fill in later
So silhouette man sits back and waits for the pussy onslaught
Three days in, hmmm,send winks to a few local ladies.No response.Widen the net.... I don't really want to meet a 99 year old but doesn't seem much around in the 18-27 bracket
Sits back and waits for desperate old women to get in touch...
Send a few more winks, no response, ok I'll put a bit of profile information on."I'm a lovely cheeky respectful guy wanting to give all you girls a great time, try me, you won't be disappointed"
Tumblew**d
Ok,put a picture on my avatar, a dick pic should get them all come running
No response.Start messaging local ladies, attach said dick pic and a couple more from different angles
Oh, user has blocked me!!!
Discover the forums, read loads of posts from guys asking why they can't get meets, decides they don't apply to him, any woman who doesn't respond is rude and probably a fake or a lesbian. Tries to post his own whinge thread but wait!.. not photo verified Oh shit!
Photo verifies himself, right this will get the fanny on side.Post his "poor me" thread, sympathy shag guaranteed at least.Still no joy
Lots of nice women on the forum from further away, message them,I don't mind travelling 200km, they'll be so happy to have me that they'll accommodate for me,even if their profile says different
More blocked profiles, still no replies other than a few replies to his forum post encouraging him to lose the cock pics, flesh out his profile , put up a face pic or two.No, don't need to do any of that,his profiles fine in the main and there's still plenty of pussy to conquer...
Hmmm, there's some nice looking t-girls on here too, I'm not gay or bi but maybe they'll suck me and it will be just like a woman doing it.Message a few, no replies, widen the net, try a few of the more convincing TVs...
Update the profile , looking for female and TV....Donal the CD from Derry messages you, do you want him to come and suck your cock? Donal doesn't really dress like a woman, nor wear make up and a wig, but hey it's a blowjob! Ok Donal but it's our secret.Donal then drops the bombshell, can he dress at yours? He arrives looking like the builder he is.Donal is hairy all-over and has a beard.He looks ridiculous in his wife's tights but he's here now and at least you can get verified.Maybe then the women will come running and you'll be knee deep in clunge after all!
So Donal verifies you.Green tick,yay! Still no women but a bit of interest from the TV community.However the convincing ones are still elusive,most of your prospective meets are more in the HPW spectrum.Eventually you decide they look silly , you'd rather they just turned up as men and took it from there
Changes profile to bi.Will meet M F TV. Men start messaging , do you dress? Will you wear nylons with me ?
So you virtually give up trying to meet women, accept you're fab straight ,(a funny little phrase you picked up from the forums) and most of your meets are with other hairy men, both dressing up in your wives tights for mutual wanking and oral, no anal sex because that's only for the gays and you're merely bi-curious!
Then one day you get a message from Ruari and Roisin in Skibbereen.Ruari is opening up to his bi-side and wants to meet a TV and play with them whilst Roisin watches.Roisin is shy, so all the messages are exchanged solely with Ruari.You arrange a meet, Roisin will be there to watch and MAY join in if she lets go her inhibitions
You drive to Skibbereen wearing your best sexy stockings which keep rolling down your leg as you opted for holdups instead of splashing out on a suspender belt.You sneek a quick look in the car mirror,you wish you'd bought a wig now and that lipstick looks like you've just overdosed on beetroot,but too late to do anything about it now.
You meet Ruari, you ask where Roisin is, she's got a headache and won't be joining but she'll say hello just so you know they're a genuine couple.Roisin is dis-interestingly reading and looks up to say a quick hello.Your heart sinks a bit, Roisin is 20 years older than her pictures and a few stone heavier too, you're actually slightly relieved.Ruari fumbles his way into your trousers, pulls them down to your knees and starts wanking you even though you're struggling to get hard
"This isn't working , sorry" You make your apologies and leave .
"Can you still verify us" Ruari shouts as you leave
You get home ,log onto fab,Ruari and Roisin have gone UNLOS, you laugh sadly to yourself and switch on Porn*hub
A Woman's Fab Journey:
Sign up, post a picture of your left knee
"Stunning"
"Beautiful"
"Wow"
500 messages , top of hot pics ,someone starts a forum thread about how gorgeous you are , overwhelmed you delete your account |
