FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Lunch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hurley’s in Rathmines because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where

they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hurley’s in Rathmines because the waitresses were attractive the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hurley’s in Rathmines because there was plenty of parking, they

could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hurley’s in Rathmines because the restaurant was wheelchair

accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they try Hurley’s in Rathmines because they had never been there before.??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more